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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 22
The Dynamic Duo
May 3, 1953
Hawkeye, and Stylo have a lot of things in common. One of them is that they don't like Gordon.
Hawkeye: *Relaxing on station* It's a great day. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and *Sees Gordon*
Stylo: We're in a lot of trouble.
Hawkeye: He can't do anything, watch me.
Gordon: What are wewe two doing?
Hawkeye: Waiting for our assignment.
Coffee Creme: *Brings assignment* Here wewe go.
Hawkeye: *Looks at list* Seriously? I have to work with Gordon? I'd rather work with Stylo, he's nice unlike you.
Gordon: You're both a disgrace to this railroad.
Hawkeye: Ha, look who's talking.
Coffee Creme: Get to work, both of you.
Hawkeye: Sure thing mother. *walks away*
Stylo: I'm right behind you. *Follows Hawkeye*
Coffee Creme: Where are wewe going?
Stylo: To work.
Coffee Creme: wewe didn't get any assignments yet.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Coffee Creme* Why are wewe giving us orders? That's Pete's job.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Gordon: These two are disobeying rules.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme is trying to order us around.
Pete: That's my job, and how did these two disobey orders?
Gordon: Hawkeye doesn't want to work with me.
Pete: Who would? Pierce, you're working with Stylo instead.
Gordon: What about me?!
Pete: Go to the train yard.
Gordon: *Walks away* Go to the train yard, go to the train yard! That's all I get to do! Why can't Orion push freight cars in the hump anymore? Why do I have to do his work?
Later, Pierce, and Stylo got to their train.
Hawkeye: *Counting freight cars* Three diesels, pulling forty freight cars.
Stylo: Let's get to it. *Climbs in locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Follows Stylo* Alright, wewe just have to drive slowly, and I'll grab the orders on that pole kwa the track.
Stylo: Sounds good. *Drives slowly*
Hawkeye: *Waiting to grab orders*
Stylo: *About to pass pole*
Hawkeye: *grabs orders* I got it. It says that we're going to San Diego, and that we have to arrive kwa 5 PM.
Stylo: Right now it's 10 AM. We got this.
Hawkeye: I know we do. Put this thing in full throttle, and let's relax.
Stylo: One of us has to watch for any red signals, au anything important.
Hawkeye: Alright, I'll do that, wewe just relax.
Another train passes Hawkeye's train, going the opposite direction.
Stylo: What's that?
Hawkeye: A war train. They're taking veterans back nyumbani from Korea.
Stylo: Oh.
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.
Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back nyumbani from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are wewe Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank wewe for getting me, and my squad back nyumbani safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. wewe wouldn't mind if I spent the night here, would you? I can do work for wewe in the trainyards.
Pete: I don't see a problem with that.
Captain Wilson: Thank you. Oh, and one zaidi thing. *grabs revolver* I want this kept in a salama spot.
Pete: *Examines revolver* That's a mwana-, mwana-punda Peacemaker.
Captain Wilson: Yes sir, and I'm proud of it.
Pete: Alright. I can find a salama spot for your gun.
Captain Wilson: Thank you.
Corporal O' Reilly: Sir. wewe coming with us?
Captain Wilson: I can't, wewe continue without me.
Corporal O' Reilly: Whatever wewe say sir. *Walks away*
Pete: I'll onyesha wewe where the yards are.
At the trainyards, Gordon was very annoyed with having to push the long line of freight cars at a very slow speed.
Red Rose: Don't go too fast. Remember what happened last time?
Gordon: Yeah. wewe got fired.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples freight car*
Pete: *Arrives with Captain Wilson* Gordon!
Gordon: *stops* What?
Red Rose: Don't stop, keep moving!
Gordon: Pete has to talk to me about something.
Red Rose: Oh *blushes* Sorry.
Pete: Gordon, this is Captain Wilson. He'll be helping out for the rest of the day, and will be leaving tomorrow.
Gordon: Why? Is he too terrible to work?
Captain Wilson: I'm too poor to afford a hotel, so I'm working here to get zaidi money.
Gordon: Why don't wewe work here as a full time job?
Captain Wilson: Thanks, but no thanks. Railroading just isn't my thing.
Back to Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: So what do wewe think of this railroad?
Stylo: As I told your boss, I think it's superb. I'm really glad to be here.
Hawkeye: That's good. *sees mchicha fields kwa track* I hate how the farmer here is always growing his crops so close to the line.
Stylo: Yeah. That's spinach, right?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Popeye* I'm strong to the spinace, cuz I eat my spinach. I'm popeye the sailor man!
Stylo: Ha, Ha!
Hawkeye: *Sees red signal* Hold up, what's happening?
UP worker: Message from Cheyenne. Pete wants wewe two to take a passenger train to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: What about this freight train?
UP Worker: I'll take it from here.
Stylo: May we ask why this is happening?
UP Worker: Pete alisema he would tell wewe once wewe arrived.
Hawkeye: Whatever it is sounds important. *Exits freight train*
Stylo: *Follows*
While Captain Wilson was busy working in the yards, Percy came to see him.
Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*
At the train station
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done wewe two. I called wewe back here, because I want to onyesha wewe a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are wewe going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete: He probably wants to check on his assignments.
Gordon: *Checks to make sure no one is around* Where's that revolver Percy told me about? *Looks around*
Coffee Creme: *Walking on platform*
Gordon: *Finds revolver* Ah, there it is. *Takes revolver*
Coffee Creme: Gordon. What are wewe doing?
Gordon: Just making sure my revolver is okay.
Coffee Creme: wewe never told me wewe had a good taste in weaponry.
Gordon: It's in my family's blood.
Coffee Creme: *Knodding head* I like stallions with cool revolvers.
Gordon: (Score!) Really?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. How about we go on a date, tomorrow night?
Gordon: Okay, I'd like that. But I gotta make sure nopony sees me with this, otherwise I'll lose my job. *shrinks gun with magic*
Coffee Creme: I also had no idea that wewe knew spells for shrinking objects.
Gordon: That's not in my family's blood. I'm the only gppony, pony in my family that knows how to do that.
Gordon returned to the train yards, and continued with his work. Ten dakika later, Captain Wilson went to the station. He had to use the bathroom.
Captain Wilson: Where did Pete say the Stallion's room was? *Goes past glass case* Wait! My gun was in there! Where is it?!
Percy: *arrives* Where's what?
Captain Wilson: My gun! It's missing, and I have to find- Wait a minute. wewe have my gun.
Percy: No I don't.
Captain Wilson: Don't play dumb with me. Where is it?
Percy: I told wewe I don't have it.
Captain Wilson: Fine. If anypony doesn't onyesha up with my gun, you're to blame! *Turns around* Oh, there's the bathroom *goes in bathroom*
Two hours later
Pete: *On speaker* Attention, anypony that has taken Captain Wilson's Peacemaker must return it immediately. If wewe do, there will be no punishment, but if wewe have it, and don't return it, you'll be in big trouble.
Percy: *Gulps*
That night, at 6 o clock.
Pete: *Makes kitanda for Captain Wilson*
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* Did anypony bring my gun back to me?
Pete: Nope, not yet. wewe can stay until wewe get it back.
Captain Wilson: Thank wewe sir. *gets in bed*
Gordon: *goes to glass case* I must return this *Tries to open case*
Gordon was far away from Captain Wilson, but Percy passed by.
Percy: *Drunk, and holding a teddy bear* Captain Wilson?
Captain Wilson: What do wewe want Percy?
Percy: I'm ready to die, but I just want wewe to know, you're complaining over nothing, and wewe oughta go fuck yourself.
Captain Wilson: You're drunk.
Percy: wewe better believe it *Holding kubeba like gun*
Soon, a gunshot was heard
Percy: *Looks at teddy bear* MY kubeba WENT OFF!!
Captain Wilson: That came from the other room!
Gordon: *Runs to trainyard* Coffee Creme!
Coffee Creme: What is it?
Gordon: I got shot, in the hoof kwa Captain Wilson.
Coffee Creme: *looking at injury* Aw, that's nothing Gordon. This injury isn't bad at all.
Gordon: *Looks at injury* Oh. You're right. It only took off a small section of skin, but it hurts!
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* So wewe aliiba my gun, huh?
Gordon: *Crying* Yes.
Captain Wilson: Than I owe Percy an apology. *Walks away*
In the end, Gordon got suspended from work for 45 days.
Captain Wilson decided to work for the Union Pacific, and now lives at the hotel across the mitaani, mtaa from the train station in Cheyenne.
Percy accepted Captain Wilson's apology, and often helps him in the train yards.
The End
On The inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme plans to get rid of Metal Gloss
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 22
The Dynamic Duo
May 3, 1953
Hawkeye, and Stylo have a lot of things in common. One of them is that they don't like Gordon.
Hawkeye: *Relaxing on station* It's a great day. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and *Sees Gordon*
Stylo: We're in a lot of trouble.
Hawkeye: He can't do anything, watch me.
Gordon: What are wewe two doing?
Hawkeye: Waiting for our assignment.
Coffee Creme: *Brings assignment* Here wewe go.
Hawkeye: *Looks at list* Seriously? I have to work with Gordon? I'd rather work with Stylo, he's nice unlike you.
Gordon: You're both a disgrace to this railroad.
Hawkeye: Ha, look who's talking.
Coffee Creme: Get to work, both of you.
Hawkeye: Sure thing mother. *walks away*
Stylo: I'm right behind you. *Follows Hawkeye*
Coffee Creme: Where are wewe going?
Stylo: To work.
Coffee Creme: wewe didn't get any assignments yet.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Coffee Creme* Why are wewe giving us orders? That's Pete's job.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Gordon: These two are disobeying rules.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme is trying to order us around.
Pete: That's my job, and how did these two disobey orders?
Gordon: Hawkeye doesn't want to work with me.
Pete: Who would? Pierce, you're working with Stylo instead.
Gordon: What about me?!
Pete: Go to the train yard.
Gordon: *Walks away* Go to the train yard, go to the train yard! That's all I get to do! Why can't Orion push freight cars in the hump anymore? Why do I have to do his work?
Later, Pierce, and Stylo got to their train.
Hawkeye: *Counting freight cars* Three diesels, pulling forty freight cars.
Stylo: Let's get to it. *Climbs in locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Follows Stylo* Alright, wewe just have to drive slowly, and I'll grab the orders on that pole kwa the track.
Stylo: Sounds good. *Drives slowly*
Hawkeye: *Waiting to grab orders*
Stylo: *About to pass pole*
Hawkeye: *grabs orders* I got it. It says that we're going to San Diego, and that we have to arrive kwa 5 PM.
Stylo: Right now it's 10 AM. We got this.
Hawkeye: I know we do. Put this thing in full throttle, and let's relax.
Stylo: One of us has to watch for any red signals, au anything important.
Hawkeye: Alright, I'll do that, wewe just relax.
Another train passes Hawkeye's train, going the opposite direction.
Stylo: What's that?
Hawkeye: A war train. They're taking veterans back nyumbani from Korea.
Stylo: Oh.
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.
Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back nyumbani from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are wewe Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank wewe for getting me, and my squad back nyumbani safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. wewe wouldn't mind if I spent the night here, would you? I can do work for wewe in the trainyards.
Pete: I don't see a problem with that.
Captain Wilson: Thank you. Oh, and one zaidi thing. *grabs revolver* I want this kept in a salama spot.
Pete: *Examines revolver* That's a mwana-, mwana-punda Peacemaker.
Captain Wilson: Yes sir, and I'm proud of it.
Pete: Alright. I can find a salama spot for your gun.
Captain Wilson: Thank you.
Corporal O' Reilly: Sir. wewe coming with us?
Captain Wilson: I can't, wewe continue without me.
Corporal O' Reilly: Whatever wewe say sir. *Walks away*
Pete: I'll onyesha wewe where the yards are.
At the trainyards, Gordon was very annoyed with having to push the long line of freight cars at a very slow speed.
Red Rose: Don't go too fast. Remember what happened last time?
Gordon: Yeah. wewe got fired.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples freight car*
Pete: *Arrives with Captain Wilson* Gordon!
Gordon: *stops* What?
Red Rose: Don't stop, keep moving!
Gordon: Pete has to talk to me about something.
Red Rose: Oh *blushes* Sorry.
Pete: Gordon, this is Captain Wilson. He'll be helping out for the rest of the day, and will be leaving tomorrow.
Gordon: Why? Is he too terrible to work?
Captain Wilson: I'm too poor to afford a hotel, so I'm working here to get zaidi money.
Gordon: Why don't wewe work here as a full time job?
Captain Wilson: Thanks, but no thanks. Railroading just isn't my thing.
Back to Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: So what do wewe think of this railroad?
Stylo: As I told your boss, I think it's superb. I'm really glad to be here.
Hawkeye: That's good. *sees mchicha fields kwa track* I hate how the farmer here is always growing his crops so close to the line.
Stylo: Yeah. That's spinach, right?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Popeye* I'm strong to the spinace, cuz I eat my spinach. I'm popeye the sailor man!
Stylo: Ha, Ha!
Hawkeye: *Sees red signal* Hold up, what's happening?
UP worker: Message from Cheyenne. Pete wants wewe two to take a passenger train to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: What about this freight train?
UP Worker: I'll take it from here.
Stylo: May we ask why this is happening?
UP Worker: Pete alisema he would tell wewe once wewe arrived.
Hawkeye: Whatever it is sounds important. *Exits freight train*
Stylo: *Follows*
While Captain Wilson was busy working in the yards, Percy came to see him.
Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*
At the train station
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done wewe two. I called wewe back here, because I want to onyesha wewe a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are wewe going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete: He probably wants to check on his assignments.
Gordon: *Checks to make sure no one is around* Where's that revolver Percy told me about? *Looks around*
Coffee Creme: *Walking on platform*
Gordon: *Finds revolver* Ah, there it is. *Takes revolver*
Coffee Creme: Gordon. What are wewe doing?
Gordon: Just making sure my revolver is okay.
Coffee Creme: wewe never told me wewe had a good taste in weaponry.
Gordon: It's in my family's blood.
Coffee Creme: *Knodding head* I like stallions with cool revolvers.
Gordon: (Score!) Really?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. How about we go on a date, tomorrow night?
Gordon: Okay, I'd like that. But I gotta make sure nopony sees me with this, otherwise I'll lose my job. *shrinks gun with magic*
Coffee Creme: I also had no idea that wewe knew spells for shrinking objects.
Gordon: That's not in my family's blood. I'm the only gppony, pony in my family that knows how to do that.
Gordon returned to the train yards, and continued with his work. Ten dakika later, Captain Wilson went to the station. He had to use the bathroom.
Captain Wilson: Where did Pete say the Stallion's room was? *Goes past glass case* Wait! My gun was in there! Where is it?!
Percy: *arrives* Where's what?
Captain Wilson: My gun! It's missing, and I have to find- Wait a minute. wewe have my gun.
Percy: No I don't.
Captain Wilson: Don't play dumb with me. Where is it?
Percy: I told wewe I don't have it.
Captain Wilson: Fine. If anypony doesn't onyesha up with my gun, you're to blame! *Turns around* Oh, there's the bathroom *goes in bathroom*
Two hours later
Pete: *On speaker* Attention, anypony that has taken Captain Wilson's Peacemaker must return it immediately. If wewe do, there will be no punishment, but if wewe have it, and don't return it, you'll be in big trouble.
Percy: *Gulps*
That night, at 6 o clock.
Pete: *Makes kitanda for Captain Wilson*
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* Did anypony bring my gun back to me?
Pete: Nope, not yet. wewe can stay until wewe get it back.
Captain Wilson: Thank wewe sir. *gets in bed*
Gordon: *goes to glass case* I must return this *Tries to open case*
Gordon was far away from Captain Wilson, but Percy passed by.
Percy: *Drunk, and holding a teddy bear* Captain Wilson?
Captain Wilson: What do wewe want Percy?
Percy: I'm ready to die, but I just want wewe to know, you're complaining over nothing, and wewe oughta go fuck yourself.
Captain Wilson: You're drunk.
Percy: wewe better believe it *Holding kubeba like gun*
Soon, a gunshot was heard
Percy: *Looks at teddy bear* MY kubeba WENT OFF!!
Captain Wilson: That came from the other room!
Gordon: *Runs to trainyard* Coffee Creme!
Coffee Creme: What is it?
Gordon: I got shot, in the hoof kwa Captain Wilson.
Coffee Creme: *looking at injury* Aw, that's nothing Gordon. This injury isn't bad at all.
Gordon: *Looks at injury* Oh. You're right. It only took off a small section of skin, but it hurts!
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* So wewe aliiba my gun, huh?
Gordon: *Crying* Yes.
Captain Wilson: Than I owe Percy an apology. *Walks away*
In the end, Gordon got suspended from work for 45 days.
Captain Wilson decided to work for the Union Pacific, and now lives at the hotel across the mitaani, mtaa from the train station in Cheyenne.
Percy accepted Captain Wilson's apology, and often helps him in the train yards.
The End
On The inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme plans to get rid of Metal Gloss
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Robotnik: Pingas!
#10: Americans don't have to carry around heavy loonies and townies.vso, there's plus for them..
#9: Just about EVERY tv onyesha au movie I ever enjoyed, was made somewhere in the U.S.
#8: America and Britiland both have the coolest flags..
#7: America has Disney world. We long punda winters..
#6: Canadians are easy to make fun of, but we never have any intelligent comebacks..
#5: America is older than Canada is..
#4: America has all our Canadian watu mashuhuri living in it..
#3: America never created fuckin Justin Bieber!
#2: Most American's are funnier than Canadians..
#1: Despite what was alisema in #6, the truth is America loves us.
And if anyone dares to attack Canada, Than America, with all their fancier weapons and shit, will come and kick their fuckin ass's!..
#9: Just about EVERY tv onyesha au movie I ever enjoyed, was made somewhere in the U.S.
#8: America and Britiland both have the coolest flags..
#7: America has Disney world. We long punda winters..
#6: Canadians are easy to make fun of, but we never have any intelligent comebacks..
#5: America is older than Canada is..
#4: America has all our Canadian watu mashuhuri living in it..
#3: America never created fuckin Justin Bieber!
#2: Most American's are funnier than Canadians..
#1: Despite what was alisema in #6, the truth is America loves us.
And if anyone dares to attack Canada, Than America, with all their fancier weapons and shit, will come and kick their fuckin ass's!..
#1: KING DIAMOND:
One of the biggest names in Heavy Metal.
Kim Bendix Petersen is most known for his high pitches that only he can do. And for very haunting music.
Not to mention, him and Metallica did preference together..
#2: LED ZEPPLIN:
Everyone knows the name :)
#3: GUNS AND ROSES:
They proven that just cause Slash ditched them, that doesn't mean they can't still rock out like crazy..
#4: SHINEDOWN:
Espically DIAMOND EYES
#5: IRON MADIEN:
No comment..
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One of the biggest names in Heavy Metal.
Kim Bendix Petersen is most known for his high pitches that only he can do. And for very haunting music.
Not to mention, him and Metallica did preference together..
#2: LED ZEPPLIN:
Everyone knows the name :)
#3: GUNS AND ROSES:
They proven that just cause Slash ditched them, that doesn't mean they can't still rock out like crazy..
#4: SHINEDOWN:
Espically DIAMOND EYES
#5: IRON MADIEN:
No comment..
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If wewe ask me, the final half of this onyesha is when it finally gets GOOD.
Everything in that town should be a scary movie.. It'll be a awesome plot.
I'm even sure if I even care about Lohan anymore.. But everything needs to be resolved. So who knows what will happen.
I'm actually excited for the last two.
And I am FINALLY done this show, after possibly a whole mwaka now..
Thumbs up man.. These 2 episodes get thumbs up.
LINK: link
Everything in that town should be a scary movie.. It'll be a awesome plot.
I'm even sure if I even care about Lohan anymore.. But everything needs to be resolved. So who knows what will happen.
I'm actually excited for the last two.
And I am FINALLY done this show, after possibly a whole mwaka now..
Thumbs up man.. These 2 episodes get thumbs up.
LINK: link
Well.. Wind wasn't kidding about episode 8 being depressing.. TOO depressing.. Now I need to go watch some zaidi happy shit till I feel better.
It's like when I watched that really drepressing episode of Cyanide and Happiness..
Shit man..
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It's like when I watched that really drepressing episode of Cyanide and Happiness..
Shit man..
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