Canada24's club.. Trevor Phillips quotes.. New verison

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No I didn&# 39; t kill him, But I did kidnap his wife!!
No I didn't kill him, But I did kidnap his wife!!
Fuck you.. I&# 39; m drunk and your a dick!
Fuck you.. I'm drunk and your a dick!
It didn&# 39; t look like nothing. I don&# 39; t THINK! It...
It didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK! It was. Nothing
I&# 39; m doing history a favor!
I'm doing history a favor!
This is why people wanna kill you! wewe don&# 39; t SHUT...
This is why people wanna kill you! wewe don't SHUT UP!!
hujambo cowboy!
hujambo cowboy!
wewe give me a sob story. And I&# 39; ll rip open your...
wewe give me a sob story. And I'll rip open your throat, and stuff a turd down it!
We live and we die. That&# 39; s our curse
We live and we die. That's our curse
Why, why oh why, weren&# 39; t wewe drowned at birth!?
Why, why oh why, weren't wewe drowned at birth!?
I told wewe not to fuck with me!
I told wewe not to fuck with me!
I thought I was the only judas! THERE EVERYWHERE!!
I thought I was the only judas! THERE EVERYWHERE!!
What happens in the dark. Comes out in the light.
What happens in the dark. Comes out in the light.
He was weird. He was smartest, toughest, weirdest...
He was weird. He was smartest, toughest, weirdest kid in Canada
This IS the fuck my friend!
This IS the fuck my friend!
No problem, I always enjoy meeting people even...
No problem, I always enjoy meeting people even zaidi unbalanced then myself
(returning stolen item) I&# 39; m suffering from a...
(returning stolen item) I'm suffering from a temporary attack of good will.
Take a hint! This is the land of cars, go back to...
Take a hint! This is the land of cars, go back to franch with those fuckin bikes!
It&# 39; s a man chasing a dog! What is it with you...
It's a man chasing a dog! What is it with wewe people!?
(killing hipsters) Your unnaturally ironic now!!
(killing hipsters) Your unnaturally ironic now!!
I don&# 39; t even SOUND that Canadian!
I don't even SOUND that Canadian!
The MOOCH really IS loose noww!!
The MOOCH really IS loose noww!!
A tank!? Really!? For one Canadian!?
A tank!? Really!? For one Canadian!?
Today&# 39; s going one of two ways friends!!
Today's going one of two ways friends!!
JACKED IT!! I wanted ICE that prick since the...
JACKED IT!! I wanted ICE that prick since the moment I met him!
It&# 39; s a mental fight. wewe have to CONVINCE...
It's a mental fight. wewe have to CONVINCE yourself, your not drowning.
If wewe ever get a doubt in your mind, remember I&# 39; m...
If wewe ever get a doubt in your mind, remember I'm watching wewe though a bunduki
Don&# 39; t be nervous, nervous Ron
Don't be nervous, nervous Ron
Give me my coffee au I&# 39; ll cut your arm off!
Give me my coffee au I'll cut your arm off!
Fuck I upendo you! HOLD ME!!
Fuck I upendo you! HOLD ME!!
Sex reward! That&# 39; s how this works!
Sex reward! That's how this works!
This a joke with no ngumi, ngumi, ngumi, punch line!
This a joke with no ngumi, ngumi, punch line!
It&# 39; s my way au the high way
It's my way au the high way
My daddy! Was not! Nice to me!
My daddy! Was not! Nice to me!
You. Are begining to arouse my.. Couiousity
You. Are begining to arouse my.. Couiousity
Can&# 39; t fuckin hustle a hustler!
Can't fuckin hustle a hustler!
Oh ho, my N word..
Oh ho, my N word..
I&# 39; m not above ripping open your chest. To see what...
I'm not above ripping open your chest. To see what replaced your heart!
I&# 39; M YOUR FUCKIN NIGHTMARE!!
I'M YOUR FUCKIN NIGHTMARE!!
I&# 39; ll swing kwa and sign the contracts. Judy ignore...
I'll swing kwa and sign the contracts. Judy ignore the bodies
one of them will have to be surgically removed...
one of them will have to be surgically removed FROM THE SKULL OF THE OTHER!
If wewe can&# 39; t handle the hangover. Don&# 39; t work the...
If wewe can't handle the hangover. Don't work the party sift
I&# 39; m the definition of enamy! I&# 39; m the most...
I'm the definition of enamy! I'm the most suspicious person your meet!
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