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#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko zaidi au less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed kwa telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope wewe brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill wewe both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell wewe all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill wewe both, slice wewe open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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#1:
AVGN: wewe know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If wewe don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one majibu seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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posted by Canada24
Anyone have that game where wewe upendo it.
But most other people hate it.

It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. wewe can't go on bila mpangilio mitaani, mtaa rampages.

But I actually upendo this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
wewe get less tired of them, cause wewe never know when the inayofuata one will be. It's unpredictable.

Plus, I watch the onyesha LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.

Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person kwa protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1: DARKO BRAVIC:
Darko was a fellow soldier alongside Niko Bellic and Florian Cravic during the Yugoslav wars, and eventually sold out hissquad to enemy forces for $1,000 to help pay for his heroin addiction.

After the betrayal, his life on the run has taken its toll on him, transforming him into a miserable drug addict. He is very pessimistic as he reminds Niko that killing him would do him a great favour..


#2: OLD MAN MARLEY:
In the film, Old Man Marley was Kevin's neighbor. He was called "the South Bend Shovel Slayer", and was alisema to have murdered his family and half of the people on the...
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Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad wewe didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

You fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come nyumbani to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what upendo could be, you'll see.

I don't want upendo to destroy...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Donny: Now Ted.. wewe belong to Robert now, okay, wewe do what he says.
Ted: wewe think wewe can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... wewe know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw wewe on television. And I thought wewe were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can wewe just barua pepe me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,...
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Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were zaidi than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our upendo had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE wewe FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...
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Hate is all around.
If wewe see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about wewe all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH...
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#1: CUPCAKES:
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of keki inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL keki did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW sinema (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me upendo Pinkie zaidi instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...
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Naming just ONE badass song for Korn is close to impossible.
Witch is why I'm only stickinfg to chorus's..
The song Blind would count but it's not chorus that's of that song that's badass, it's "before" it.

But anyway, here's the list..

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#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
What makes Korn stand out for me, is the strong (negative) emotions they are feeling while imba them. There songs are never happy, and this one is no acceptation.
Still though, I can never stop playing it back and back when the chorus appears.
"I'll take this time!
To let out what’s...
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But it's badass at the same time
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#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..

#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..

#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him au upendo him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much zaidi "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his Marafiki and family...
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* Slappy:
Slappy is actually one of the easiest bosses of the game..
All I usually need is the kisu gloves, and jump kick move.
Wait at the begin, when he's skating around, if wewe quick enough, drop kick him and cause him to fall over, and the strike him at least 2 au 3 times and then back away because he will start getting back up, and keep your distance as he dose the whole spin thing with his fire.
After that he will usually be dizzy, giving wewe anouther chance of hitting him.
And then containue with this pattern till he's dead..

* Brandon Whittaker:
Again, this guy is actually generally easy....
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REGGIE:
Reggie is a minor antagonist with a very brief role of the series.
He is the childhood bully of Saten and Derpy, though his methods seems zaidi immature then cruel. But either way he is accidentally killed kwa Saten in an event that ironically caused Saten's cutie mark, despite not being his true talent.

SILVERNEEDLE:
Not much is known about him, despite that he is a hardcore stoner.

SATEN'S MOTHER:
She has no real appearance yet, but is mentioned to be a possible prostitute, and robbed Saten Twist of a proper childhood, due to her obsessive drinking, unfortunately Saten also grows up to...
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Frank enters the bathroom.,
Brandon: The movement is growing.. Soon, where all be part of the change.
Frank: (takes an unnecessary picture of Brandon).
Brandon: (angry) DID wewe JUST TAKE MY PICTURE!?
Frank: Yes I did Dude.
Brandon: Why would wewe do that!?
Frank: I was bored.. Anyway, wewe should come with me to the salama house where it's safe.
Brandon: (sarcastically) Really!? The salama house is SAFE!? I totally didnt gather that something with the word salama house, would be SAFE!?
Frank: Yes. Excatly. It's not salama out here, there's a bunch of zombies.. Along with an crazy psychopath, called Brandon...
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