Worst Twihard maoni

Hmmm... *scratches beard* I can't exactly remember. I have seen so many awful maoni from Twihards and I can't pick out the worst of the lot. :P I think the worst maoni I've seen from a Twihard is not on Fanpop. It's a site called newmoonmovie.org.

But I do know the funniest Twihard maoni I've seen on Fanpop. It's not exactly a comment, it was a message reply. (I'm not going to say anybody's name...) That Twihard messaged me because I ametoa maoni on a pick of hers. The Twihard ilitumwa the same pick three times on the Twilight spot-"Do I make a good teen Nessie?". All I did was ametoa maoni that I've noticed that she put up similar picks repetitively and it might not make a good impression of herself. (Think vain... :P)

So, I replied to her message kwa voicing out my opinions on repetitive picks. Then she goes:
"Well, its not my concern. wewe really shoulden't be telling me what do, to post ect. And how bout wewe do you, and I do me. (Initially, I couldn't understand what she was trying to say but I finally got it. :P) Honestly it's not like if i put up picks up it will ruin my life. If it did, wewe really shoulden't worry. Seriously wewe act as if it's this au wewe screwed. (Did I?) And it was not nessecary for wewe to write so much. (This line had me LOL so hard... ) Nice talking to you.Id be nice if wewe dident reply (How ironic?)"

My sarcasm level went full blast when I read her reply. I just had to reply after kusoma the last line.(I guess I can be really evil sometimes...) So, I ametoa maoni on her grammar mistakes and corrected her reply. Obviously, I wasn't screwed (or uigizaji so). I was just stating my opinion on repetitive picks.

Here comes the ironic part. She asked me not to reply but she replied to my message. Wait. So, I'm not supposed to reply but she can? I realised that one big problem that Twihards have is the inability to accept other people's opinion au advice.

EDIT: The continuation... =P
Her reply:
"Ok Ok your superrr-duper right. Just oneee tinyy little thing(: Its my turn ''then plug your ears and say 'blah blah blah' au ignore it.'' Errm, were kinda messaging here not talking, So kwa ignoring wewe i can't just plug my ears and simpley ''ignore you'' But what i CAN do is obviously not read the message. Kk?
Now ill be sure this is my last time replyingggggg:DDDDD need to reply. As easy as ABC. :) "

LOL! She took my words literally! xD What's with the repetition of the letter 'r' and 'g'? I ain't going to reply anymore. I've got better things to do. I should thank her for the good laugh though. =P Her messages are full of laugh factor and contradictions.

The worst maoni I received from a Twihard was this:

"NOT TO BE DECIDED THIS scold ON THE LIFE go fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!"

All because I asked a fanpick that stated, "If Bella unintentionally killed Renesmee when she met her as a newborn vampire, do wewe think Edward would forgive her?"


I admit, I went off on that dumb bitch...(Sorry for swearing)

Well I try to stay away from the bomb-shells that are Twi-tard's maoni but I do know that one Twitard called Harry Potter sexist. I don't know how they backed it up but chances are it wasn't good reasoning. Twilight is sexist.

The worst maoni I'e seen from a twihard was:
R U kidding me?! EVERY GRL loves Edward and RPattz! If u dont u must not be real girls."
I like Robert Pattinson, but only because of what he alisema about how much he hates Twilight.

I can't remember any ones in particular but the ones which call the vitabu "da best luv story lik EVA ritten!" reeeeally get to me. The fact that it's the only book you've ever read does not automatically make it the best romance in da hiztry of da wurld! Assumptions based on no facts are the worst. I don't even just mean about Twilight - it's a huge pet peeve of mine. If wewe don't KNOW whether you're right au not don't go ahead and say it anyway! wewe just look like an idiot.

Ok I won't metion names, but the worst twihard maoni I have received was in a message. The girl first alisema hii thanx 4 tha add (Yes, that is exactly how she spelled it too.). Then I replied back saying you're welcome.

Then the girl went and asked me tons of weird questions.
Do u hav a pet? Where do u live? What color of sungura, hare do u have? (Once again that is her spelling.)
And of course the maswali made me curious as to why a complete stranger would want to know any of that stuff about me. Some of the maswali got to be way too personal.

I answered only the ones that weren't too personal and told her the rest I wouldn't answer. When the infamous 'Team Edward au Team Jacob' swali came, I answered neither. Team Jasper :)

Apparently that upset her and she alisema and I quote;

"if u dont think edwad is hott and sexii and if u aint on tema edwad then u suck!! u cant like twilight without liking edward! he is sooooo hott!! i hate u if u don like my edwad!!"

Yes, she has a lot of grammar mistakes.

The funniest maoni was when a girl alisema - and i quote:

ok. i have some maswali 2 ask wewe before i start fuming.(before wewe start fuming???)

1.ARE wewe INSANE!?1?!?!?!?!?!
2.WHAT ON EARTH COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH THIS SERIES!?!!!??
3.What is your name, address and phone number, just so that i can track wewe down ank kill wewe with my super awesom vampire powers THAT I AQUIRED FROM kusoma THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!
4.do wewe WANT a cult of angry twilight luvers like mysef at your doorstep at night trying to behead you????? wewe shouldnt voice an absurd oppinion like this on the internet.
5.(this isnt a question, zaidi of a statment.) wewe must have not read much good litterature in youre life, because if wewe cannot appreciate the quality of this art.....YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSOUND!!!!!!!


I especially upendo the part about the super powers from the series. I laughed until I couldn't breathe and I was crying. The mashabiki crack me up so much.