Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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I was in the eleventh grade when I first read the fourth book : Breaking Dawn. Here I will express my opinion about it.

I liked actually the first parts of the book,they really got me interested and then when I read the other chapters of the book I got really,really bored and almost fell asleep. I think that it was very good that Bella finally became a vampire because it was time for her to overcome her fear and insecurities.
I wondered what would have happened if Bella had made an abortion and haven't aliyopewa birth to that spawn. It would be very interesting if that had happened. Actually I liked the book better than the film and I liked only the first part of the film because it was zaidi interesting and had some kind of storyline.
I personally regret having watched the sekunde part of the film .
I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another mwandishi - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the ujumla, jumla uandishi polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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Please no Jacob hate. Thx:)
Everything and Nothing-Boom Circuits
One zaidi body left all alone[Jacob is left kwa Bella]
She's made another moyo her home[Bella choosing Edward]
Lost between the sea and the sky
An Angel learning how to fly[i think this is how Bella is learning to adjust to her new vampire-self au Jacob learning to cope with the situation]

She floats above our bodies asleep in their graves
Dancing in the moonlight glow[i feel like this is Bella once Jacob is dead. Shes like dancing because she is content with her life?]

(I can't have her, save me from her)[repeated throughout song....
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She alisema Jacob was beautiful once au twice and called his new muscles impressive once au that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain inayofuata to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but zaidi often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Wanyonya damu go to high school?”, au “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, au can be logically theorized. These are usually followed kwa “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, au “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, au my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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posted by Imyselfandme
Many people bash maarufu sinema because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept sinema the way they come.

As a one time mwandishi of a book called Elfin Magic (become a shabiki of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers wewe a direct line to the sinema and the mwandishi refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...
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posted by TriaRose
Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As wewe have probably guessed, I am uandishi to wewe concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the vitabu as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 au so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then wewe throw in three...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why wewe should have too.

In my mind, when an mwandishi creates a story with a new au different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have aliyopewa an actual explaination for:


1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death au something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact Wanyonya damu are considered to be connected to the devil.


1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Mbwa mwitu loups have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait au even a gift from the spirits.
It's called "Daughter of Darkness" kwa V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 mwaka old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused kwa their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation au abuse. wewe have to read between the...
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posted by -Grace-
People making claims about Twilight is really beginning to grate on my nerves D; Not statments of opinion; the kind of claims I'm talking about don't begin with "I think". They are claims, stated as fact.

An example of a statement of opinion might be "I think Twilight is awful". An example of a claim might be "Twilight is awful". Or, conversely "I think Twilight is perfect/Twilight is perfect".

The problem with these kinds of claims is that they are completely subjective. wewe can't make an objective claim like "Twilight is awful/perfect" based on opinion, it doesn't make sense :(

So the amendment I propose is simple: begin statements of opinion with "I think", au whatever variation on this is appropriate (if any). Is that fair enough? :) I know many of wewe already do this, but just as a reminder to the few who don't.
LOL. Revamped. Get it? 'Cause like, Twilight has Wanyonya damu and stuff... [/lame]

Okay, the Momcat has FINALLY gotten off her fat, lazy butt and done some much-needed work on some of the rules for our spot. When the spot first got started, it was fairly small and having wiggle-room wasn't such a problem; so my first batch of rules weren't all that specific. But our CAT has had many, many new kittens since then, and consequently, things have gotten crazier and messier. A lot of people have gotten confused about what this place is for, and what we're about. The CAT isn't what it used to be.

So hopefully,...
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After kusoma the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" kwa bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella swan a heroine. If wewe do, wewe have got a really great deal of imagination, au a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight mashabiki would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?


I say that the Cullens...
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posted by bendaimmortal
I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role models ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape au form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in upendo with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought wewe guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do wewe guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have wewe read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t wewe just upendo them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are wewe f***ing serious?! These are the best vitabu ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite wewe and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
posted by KateKicksAss
I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers,, b l o g s p o

How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as au zaidi beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do wewe stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do wewe irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

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OK, I know wewe guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's upendo is the best and most romantic upendo of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And zaidi of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded kwa average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...
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when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if wewe dont agree). i even wished people were zaidi like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these vitabu are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas au advice from this book. wewe dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...
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In The Twilight Saga, 'la tua cantante' seems very little explained, and, personally, I'm not going to wait for SMeyer to answer the swali herself and dilute the whole phenomenon with her signature 'SMeyer Science'.
This theory is the speculation of an untrained, inexpert child; I may be incorrect, I may not be. The purpose of this makala is to broaden the field for speculation, intelligent discussion, au correction on the blood that sings.

Here Goes:

This doesn't require very much knowledge of the basic anatomy of blood; all wewe need to know is that it carries important stuff...
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a swali a bit zamani asking what bothers wewe about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if wewe haven’t had a certain talk with your...
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