This beautiful morning I have the great honor of interviewing the characters of Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Unfortunately due to extreme resentment Ursula and her sister are not allowed to participate, but King Triton may be coming kwa later…that is why this interview is being done outside beside the Ocean. kweta and Sebastian are going to come kwa for a little bit too. Melody was turned into a mermaid and sent to Atlantis to play with her aunts during the interview. Our honored guests are starting to arrive, so we shall start soon.

(Ariel comes skipping up and gives me a big hug and then runs over to the water and embraces Sebastian and flounder. Eric also comes up and gives me a big hug…yay…but it is cut short when Ariel suddenly appears with a very large smile and …I think that was a glare…and drags him over to the water near her friends.)


Me : Ariel this first shabiki swali is for you, why didn't wewe want melody to ever see the sea?

Ariel : because Ursula's crazy sister would have gotten her and i wanted to protect her.

Me (big smile on my face and a wink) : Eric, Do wewe still eat samaki and crustaceans?

Eric (I notice he moves away from Ariel before he speaks and takes a long pause before responding): "Only when Ariel's not around - I know, it's like I'm cheating on her but I can’t help it! They're all so delicious."

(we had to stop and take a small break, but after we got Eric to stop screaming, Sebastian to let go of Eric’s nose, coaxed kweta out from behind a rock, and managed to get Ariel to stop cussing Eric…well then we were able to get back to the interview….I had to sit between Eric and the others before we could begin though…)

Me : Ariel, in sequel when Triton changes wewe back into a mermaid, where's your clothes?

Ariel : it is part of the magic of the Triton....so magical (sigh)

(I do believe Eric and Sebastian just shared an eye roll together and even kweta is…I think…yeah he is giggling)

Me : Ariel when wewe were a mermaid did wewe ever change your shells au were they all purple?

Ariel : Purple was kind of my trade mark color for shells, so I always used purple.

Me : So kweta where is the mother of your kids, did she leave after she realized how lame wewe were?

(Sebastian and Eric both burst into laughter at this…well until Ariel gives them both dirty looks and me too…she then pats kweta and encourages him to talk)

Flounder : Actually she got caught in fishing net. It's kind of sad, but I guess if she's that dumb, she deserved it.

(Eric reaches over and shuts Sebastian’s mouth for him and even Ariel looks a little shocked at this answer….flounder just shrugs)

Me : Ariel, did your throat hurt when Ursula aliiba your voice?

Ariel:nah...but it did tickle a little...

(Eric starts giggling, but turns it into a cough when we all look at him….)

Me : Eric, why didn't wewe like the princess of Glauerhaven?

Eric : "Because she's not the girl with the 'voice'."

(that answer and his big cheesy grin earns him his kiti, kiti cha back kwa Ariel)

Me : Ariel. Da fuck with your hair color? Is that really natural????

Ariel : (giggle) of course! I don't think coloring it would work under water....hmmmm....maybe I should try that...wonder if Eric would like me with purple hair.....hmmmmm....

(Eric smiles at her but over Ariel’s head I see him shaking his head no with a disgusted look on his face…Sebastian is even muttering something about silly youngsters and their crazy fads….)

Me : Ariel u still visit your father now that u are a human?

Ariel : "Of course."

(King Triton must have been listening because he pops up at this moment and gives Ariel a big hug…and a glare at Eric…and settles in to take part for a little while)

Me : Sebastian did wewe ever have a special someone?

Sebastian : Yes, muziki is my special someone <3 Ahhh, she sing so beautiful, man!

(Flounder rolls his eyes at this, but Ariel jabs him with a finger to hush him up)

Me : King Triton, were wewe a rebel like your daughter when wewe were young?

King Triton (he blushes) : Yes, but that was a long time ago- they used to call me "Red" because of my hair color HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Ariel rolls her eyes and gives him a look…that is when Triton makes up a ridiculous excuse and leaves quickly)

Me : Eric, why do wewe never sing in the your first movie?

Eric : Because people thought my voice was quite gay so i couldn't be bothered!

(Ariel smiles and kisses him but then looks at me and mouths (he sings horribly and gives me a nasty face)…Sebastian and kweta are both laughing and making fun of Eric)

Me : Ariel, other than the thingamabobs, what's your other inayopendelewa human stuff wewe collected? Is it the statue of Eric?

Ariel : Ye totally until dad broke it but i like the forks they really make my hair go soft. (Eric starts choking on laughter till Sebastian jabs him) Oh and I collected the moyo of the Ocean from Titanic. It' really pretty and I would upendo to wear it one day.

Me : Eric where are your parents?

Eric : Oh, they're alive but they travelled countries and countries to find me a wife--- they haven't come back yet, but I already have Ariel!!! <3

Me : Ariel, which of your sisters is the most annoying?

Ariel : Actually, none of them really. I upendo them all. But sometimes Andrina and Attina were a little bit annoying when they talked about me in upendo *giggling*. Other than that, they are all nice :D

Me:Eric, will wewe marry Ariel as a mute human even if wewe don't know she's the one you've been looking for?

Eric:Yes, she really looks like the one who save me. Even Grimsby advise me to marry her, no matter if she's not the one and mute. But soon au later, I will find out that she's the one I've been looking for.

(That earns Eric a big hug and several kisses for Ariel…oh wow I mean lots and lots…okay Sebastian broke them apart, but I think Eric needs a moment to catch his breath)

Me:Hey Ariel, Why do wewe give out soooo many subliminal messages???

Ariel: What are wewe talking about? (teehee) sublimey what? (giggle) I don't know what that word means? (hahahahahaha)No...really what do wewe mean?...

(very confused look as she shrugs at Eric and he pats her on the arm. Eric also shares another eye roll with Sebastian…then I hear Sebastian explaining Subliminal to both Ariel and kweta and they both still look confused)

Me:Ariel, How do your bangs stay like they do?

Ariel: I don't know. I'm just born with this bangs. (He he)

(Sebastian and kweta both leave at this point, But Grimsby comes up to tell Eric something)

Me: (After Grimsby is done whispering I look at him) Grimsby, are wewe married? If yes, who is your wife? Carlota?

Grimsby:nope my life is to attend prince Eric i am glad to do it he is a good boy

(He then leaves quickly)

Me: Ariel, why didn't wewe just write Eric what wewe wanted to say? I mean know wewe could, I saw wewe wrote your name in Ursula’s contract...

Ariel: (Ariel jumps up and gives me a nasty look) What are you...my father? I don't have to answer you! SO THERE...

(storms off in a huff swinging her long hair…Eric gives me an apologetic look and shrugs….then he mumbles something about her time of the month….)

Me:Prince Eric.. HOT DAMN. Why are wewe so sexy?! Giggity giggity!

Eric: (with a big grin and cheesy pose) Well, I exercise everyday with Max.

(at this point I have to run real fast because Ariel has come back and looks pissed….luckily Eric is holding her back and telling her she looks pretty…)

Sorry this interview had to end so abruptly, but It was very interesting and insightful. I hope wewe enjoyed kusoma it and now I need to rest because Ariel is a very fast and very determined runner and now I am exhausted. I would like to give a shout out to all the wonderful People that were responsible for our interesting majibu and maswali today : alexon31, SweetPea2007, smileyAqua , dumboisadorable, MagicPrincess, chesire, 911L0L, Pink_Love, 2kn111, sophy22, BelleAmie, LightningRed, MmLuvXx, 3xZ , NailsTHEcat, mshannahbee, dee389 , Mongoose09