*^*FROZEN SPOILERS AHEAD, BTW.*^*
I mean, I've aliyopewa an opinion here and there about the villains, but I have never written a legit list. I've been thinking about it lately, so aye, here we go. c:
Side Note: This was hard, quite frankly. Like.. I upendo all the villains!
12. Mor'du-Brave
The only reason, and ONLY reason Mor'du is last is his lack of screen time. This guy is awesome. He has an awesome backstory, imo. It was a brilliant story for Merida, and I would have loved zaidi of him in the movie. The only problem is they did not mesh him in enough. Which means, he doesn't become the main villain. In my honest opinion, I see Merida as zaidi of a villain to herself than Mor'du, but I still upendo the guy!
11. Queen Grimhilde-Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
This lady.. she is totally epic. Like, "Hurr, lemme kill hur bc she be purdier dan me." Like, who does that?! But that's why I upendo her! I find her underdeveloped, like Mor'du. She could have been zaidi directly mean to Snow White au something of that nature. When I watch her, she just lacks that something.. I upendo her, but she is missing something.
10. Lady Tremaine-Cinderella
She is yet again a villain that lacks that something. Her villainy is sometimes subtle, sometimes apparent, but I upendo her for that. The way she pulls at Cinderella's (but Drizella's) mkufu tears my moyo out every time ._. I upendo how she snarks at Cindy, all the while staying motherly to her daughters. I adore her, and is truly an evil villain, but I just like the others more.
9. Jafar-Aladdin
Jafar is a pretty awesome villain.. for ninety percent of the movie. WHAT VILLAIN IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD TAKE ADVICE FROM THE HERO? Lameeee. I upendo his approach toward things though. I like he got to the Sultan first, then went after Jasmine. It reminds me of one of my inayopendelewa villains *cough cough Frollo* And can we just talk about Prince Ali Reprise. Eeeee. My inayopendelewa thing about him is that song. He has some cool magic too.. and dat snake doe. When he gets distracted and dumb, it kinda ruins him for me.
8. Maleficent-Sleeping Beauty
We got ourselves the first totally amazing epic villain. First of all, don't kuvuka, msalaba her. wewe DON'T INVITE YOUR BABY EFFING DIESSS. << Maleficent logic, everyone *clappity clap clap* She has the elegance of a princess and attitude of a ruthless villain. Like, she is so awesome. She ain't my favorite, because she doesn't have that back story that I want. Like whether au not it had anything to do with Aurora and her family, I wanted zaidi of it.
*^*FANGIRL ALERT BELOWWW*^*
OMG LIKE MALEFICENT I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT MOVIE. MAY THIRTIETH IS TOO FAR AWAY. LIKE ERGHHH. LIKE MALEFICENT TRAILERS MAKE ME EXCITED AND THEN LANA DEL ray SINGING. OMG. *DIES*
Moving on..
7. Ursula-The Little Mermaid
Last time I spoke of her.. I called Ursula an overrated drag Queen ._. I still feel that way now, just not in that much of a negative way. No matter how much I upendo her, she will be forever overrated. I upendo her equally between her Ursula Moments and Vanessa Moments. About the drag Queen thing, she acts like one. Like legit.. But, I am learning to come to terms with that, and I am starting to upendo her so much again. I may not express it, but I truly upendo her a lot! Her defeat was totally lame and ergh, just don't get me started on that, but her voice, her imba voice just fits the character amazingly!
6. Dr. Faciler-The Princess and the Frog
It PAINS me not to have in my juu five, like woahoho, This bro over hurr with his voodoo and Marafiki on the other side junk. His attitude, his need for power, is just awesome. I personally upendo his aspect of magic, not just some bila mpangilio powers thrown in there. His defeat, his song, his hurrrr (which is beyond amazing) I upendo him so much, but I'm losing that spark I loved originally. I am just starting to upendo a few villains a lot more.
5. Gastooooon-Beauty and the Beast
This is the only character I am obsessed with in BatB. (kinda growing on Belle, but we'll see) He's my inayopendelewa in the movie. He's arrogant, a jerk, snobby, ignorant, obnoxious, and judgmental. << That's why I upendo him! He is REALLY stupid though.. like. He could have Belle au three total great looking girls who SWOON over him. XD His defeat is really funny, although it's not supposed to be. I upendo how he starts out pretty innocent just wanting Belle and tries to kiss her and whatever, but he likes becomes a total obnoxious, evilly lust powered machine. (Not at full capacity yet. Frollo is full capacity) This guy is just awesome. I upendo him! :D
4. Mother Gothel-Tangled
Aye, it's dis one, who is pretty much amazing. Do we really need to discuss this? Like, she freaking disguises her evil in bundle full of motherly love. Uhm, enough said.
3. Shan Yu-Mulan
DIs mofo. Like hey, let's be totally freaking ruthless, creepy, and epic all in one villain. Like, he is just so freaking awesome. Like he murders people, doesn't give a crap, and gives small children all over the world nightmares. And knowing that his eye condition is legit in this world, I about died. Like, no. That should not exist , it is freaking creepy. Oh, i just can't speak of his awesomeness anymore. He is epic and just yeah.
Governor Ratcliffe-Pocahonntas
I debated putting this dude first. Not only is he an oblivious idiot, but he is a know-it-all, nosy, backstabbing, totally awesome villain. His villain song = AWESOMENESS. Yes, he is a greedy, fat dude, which is pretty much accurate for America, then and now. He is a liar. He is so stupid that when Chief says no war, we have no reason in it, he's like "GOLDD. *bang bang*" This guy has so many traits that I upendo in a villain. Minus the fat guy and stupid part, he reminds me a lot of Helga from Atlantis, my sekunde inayopendelewa Disney Villain of all time. He pretty much has all the traits of Rourke too, but Ratcliffe is zaidi comedic.
1. Hans-Frozen
Let Annika clarify for you, Hans is a genius, until he is stupid. I am not going into detail about that because I am uandishi an makala soon why Hans is the best mofo in the lineup. Anyway, I upendo the dude. *suspenseful music* wewe WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHY WHEN I WRITE MY makala MUAH HA HA.
I am so sorry wewe read this makala like.. << I alisema like about a million times, I have nooo idea what happened with my pictures, and as the makala went along, my grammar, spelling, and polite nature kinda flew out the window. XD wewe just need to forget wewe ever read this thing. XD
I mean, I've aliyopewa an opinion here and there about the villains, but I have never written a legit list. I've been thinking about it lately, so aye, here we go. c:
Side Note: This was hard, quite frankly. Like.. I upendo all the villains!
12. Mor'du-Brave
The only reason, and ONLY reason Mor'du is last is his lack of screen time. This guy is awesome. He has an awesome backstory, imo. It was a brilliant story for Merida, and I would have loved zaidi of him in the movie. The only problem is they did not mesh him in enough. Which means, he doesn't become the main villain. In my honest opinion, I see Merida as zaidi of a villain to herself than Mor'du, but I still upendo the guy!
11. Queen Grimhilde-Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
This lady.. she is totally epic. Like, "Hurr, lemme kill hur bc she be purdier dan me." Like, who does that?! But that's why I upendo her! I find her underdeveloped, like Mor'du. She could have been zaidi directly mean to Snow White au something of that nature. When I watch her, she just lacks that something.. I upendo her, but she is missing something.
10. Lady Tremaine-Cinderella
She is yet again a villain that lacks that something. Her villainy is sometimes subtle, sometimes apparent, but I upendo her for that. The way she pulls at Cinderella's (but Drizella's) mkufu tears my moyo out every time ._. I upendo how she snarks at Cindy, all the while staying motherly to her daughters. I adore her, and is truly an evil villain, but I just like the others more.
9. Jafar-Aladdin
Jafar is a pretty awesome villain.. for ninety percent of the movie. WHAT VILLAIN IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD TAKE ADVICE FROM THE HERO? Lameeee. I upendo his approach toward things though. I like he got to the Sultan first, then went after Jasmine. It reminds me of one of my inayopendelewa villains *cough cough Frollo* And can we just talk about Prince Ali Reprise. Eeeee. My inayopendelewa thing about him is that song. He has some cool magic too.. and dat snake doe. When he gets distracted and dumb, it kinda ruins him for me.
8. Maleficent-Sleeping Beauty
We got ourselves the first totally amazing epic villain. First of all, don't kuvuka, msalaba her. wewe DON'T INVITE YOUR BABY EFFING DIESSS. << Maleficent logic, everyone *clappity clap clap* She has the elegance of a princess and attitude of a ruthless villain. Like, she is so awesome. She ain't my favorite, because she doesn't have that back story that I want. Like whether au not it had anything to do with Aurora and her family, I wanted zaidi of it.
*^*FANGIRL ALERT BELOWWW*^*
OMG LIKE MALEFICENT I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT MOVIE. MAY THIRTIETH IS TOO FAR AWAY. LIKE ERGHHH. LIKE MALEFICENT TRAILERS MAKE ME EXCITED AND THEN LANA DEL ray SINGING. OMG. *DIES*
"You didn't invite me to your fucking party? wewe didn't invite me to your FUCKING PARTY? WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT?! YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE, BITCHES!" -Straggy
Moving on..
7. Ursula-The Little Mermaid
Last time I spoke of her.. I called Ursula an overrated drag Queen ._. I still feel that way now, just not in that much of a negative way. No matter how much I upendo her, she will be forever overrated. I upendo her equally between her Ursula Moments and Vanessa Moments. About the drag Queen thing, she acts like one. Like legit.. But, I am learning to come to terms with that, and I am starting to upendo her so much again. I may not express it, but I truly upendo her a lot! Her defeat was totally lame and ergh, just don't get me started on that, but her voice, her imba voice just fits the character amazingly!
6. Dr. Faciler-The Princess and the Frog
It PAINS me not to have in my juu five, like woahoho, This bro over hurr with his voodoo and Marafiki on the other side junk. His attitude, his need for power, is just awesome. I personally upendo his aspect of magic, not just some bila mpangilio powers thrown in there. His defeat, his song, his hurrrr (which is beyond amazing) I upendo him so much, but I'm losing that spark I loved originally. I am just starting to upendo a few villains a lot more.
5. Gastooooon-Beauty and the Beast
This is the only character I am obsessed with in BatB. (kinda growing on Belle, but we'll see) He's my inayopendelewa in the movie. He's arrogant, a jerk, snobby, ignorant, obnoxious, and judgmental. << That's why I upendo him! He is REALLY stupid though.. like. He could have Belle au three total great looking girls who SWOON over him. XD His defeat is really funny, although it's not supposed to be. I upendo how he starts out pretty innocent just wanting Belle and tries to kiss her and whatever, but he likes becomes a total obnoxious, evilly lust powered machine. (Not at full capacity yet. Frollo is full capacity) This guy is just awesome. I upendo him! :D
4. Mother Gothel-Tangled
Aye, it's dis one, who is pretty much amazing. Do we really need to discuss this? Like, she freaking disguises her evil in bundle full of motherly love. Uhm, enough said.
3. Shan Yu-Mulan
DIs mofo. Like hey, let's be totally freaking ruthless, creepy, and epic all in one villain. Like, he is just so freaking awesome. Like he murders people, doesn't give a crap, and gives small children all over the world nightmares. And knowing that his eye condition is legit in this world, I about died. Like, no. That should not exist , it is freaking creepy. Oh, i just can't speak of his awesomeness anymore. He is epic and just yeah.
Governor Ratcliffe-Pocahonntas
I debated putting this dude first. Not only is he an oblivious idiot, but he is a know-it-all, nosy, backstabbing, totally awesome villain. His villain song = AWESOMENESS. Yes, he is a greedy, fat dude, which is pretty much accurate for America, then and now. He is a liar. He is so stupid that when Chief says no war, we have no reason in it, he's like "GOLDD. *bang bang*" This guy has so many traits that I upendo in a villain. Minus the fat guy and stupid part, he reminds me a lot of Helga from Atlantis, my sekunde inayopendelewa Disney Villain of all time. He pretty much has all the traits of Rourke too, but Ratcliffe is zaidi comedic.
1. Hans-Frozen
Let Annika clarify for you, Hans is a genius, until he is stupid. I am not going into detail about that because I am uandishi an makala soon why Hans is the best mofo in the lineup. Anyway, I upendo the dude. *suspenseful music* wewe WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHY WHEN I WRITE MY makala MUAH HA HA.
I am so sorry wewe read this makala like.. << I alisema like about a million times, I have nooo idea what happened with my pictures, and as the makala went along, my grammar, spelling, and polite nature kinda flew out the window. XD wewe just need to forget wewe ever read this thing. XD
