Troll 1: Um, seriously? I actually thought that this was gonna be a challenge...
Troll 2: Same here.
Bobby: This is just part of an evil plan that, we, um, are, um, uh, using against you...!
Trolls: Um, okay then? *Looks at each other* I guess we'll just make the first songesha then...
Animals: Do your worst noobs!
Anabel: What are wewe doing?
Denaji: Yea, what'cha doing?
Bobby: *Whispers to them* We wait for them to attack and then we dodge and make a counter attack back at them. And yes, we have to work together on this in order to defeat these ugly looking trolls.
Denaji: Okay then, let us fight to the death!
Anabella: Oh god help us...
Peggy: Are wewe just gonna follow this au what?
Anabel: Well, we got nothing else to do...
Denaji: And we can't obviously just stand here doing absolutely nothing, am I right?
All but Trolls and D.: *Sighs heavily* Right...
Denaji: Ok then, go and do your worst!
Animals: That's what we alisema before!
Denaji: Really?
All but Trolls and D(Again :<).: YES! Ugh...
*While they weren't looking, the trolls had formed together(Wouldn't imagine it in your head if I were wewe :S) into some giant blob(And yes, it was gross looking)*
Trolls: Thinking of counter attacking? Well, if ya plan on doing so, you'll just end up hurting yourselves cause of our strong suits of armor!
Denaji: *Hits them* Ow! D***, they weren't joking about that...
Jackal: Now how do we stop'em?
Troll #1: wewe can't! We are strong and unstopable and we got lots of defense so wewe won't be able to do anything to us.
Troll #2: Yah, what he said, which I wanted to say that...
Troll #1: Too bad, I alisema it first...
*Trolls glare at each other*
Anabel: But wouldn't that make wewe songesha so slowly?
Trolls: Huh? *Start walking like a tortoise)* Aw man, we didn't think of this whole thing through!
Jackal: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, what a joke, wewe may have tons of defense, but wewe can't even songesha and try to kill us!
Trolls: wewe think this is a joke?
Animals: Ummmmmm, truth au lie?
Trolls: That's it! Your going down, as soon as we get a bit closer to wewe guys...
*The gang walks toward them*
Mole: Well, are ya gonna attack au not?
*Trolls try to reach them with their arms, but they were too heavy to get toward them, not even an inchie(Trolls: HEY! WHO MADE US DO THIS ANYWAY?!?!?). Anabel and Denaji stick their legs out and try to trip them; they(Trolls) start to lose balance. They wobble and wobble and land on a pointy rock(Face flat, ouch :X) and the rock pushs downward. Then, all of a sudden, the ground starts to songesha again*
Denaji: Is it an earthquake again? AAHH!
Anabel: wewe moron, there is no-
*Ground starts to open up(Real wide) a secret passage to some other location*
Owl: Woah.
Alligator: What do ya think's in there?
Mole: Maybe some treasure!
Owl and Peggy: *Whacks the mole* wewe moron, how can wewe think of something like that at a time like this?
Anabel: Well, we won't know unless we go in there.
Peggy: Alrighty then, who's in?
Mole: I'm in.
Owl and Jackal: Us too!
Anabel and Denaji: were in also.
Bobby and Alligator: Uh...
Peggy: Something wrong?
*The trolls songesha a little bit and grunts*
Bobby and Mole: Were in!
Peggy: Ok then, let's go and do this thing!
Gang: YEAH! *Jumps down there and hurts their rumpus* OW, THAT STINGS!
*Scene 36?*
Bobby: Maybe we should of just walked down au spitted down there to see how long/deep it was gonna be, ya know?
All but Bobby and Trolls: Now wewe say that?
Bobby: *Sighs heavily* Yeah...
To Be Continued in part 34(Sorry it took so long)...
1. Belle
Belle has a really good relationship with her father. They are never shown fighting au arguing. Although the villagers think both are odd, Belle and Maurice are satisfied to have each other.
When Belle sees Philippe coming nyumbani without her father, she is worried and boldly goes to the dark forest searching her father.
Entering a scary castle, Belle finds her father imprisoned in a cold jail. Then, she declares to take Maurice's place as the prisoner although she will spend her entire life in the gloomy ngome with a horrible, monstrous Beast.
Many days pass. Belle and the Beast...
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When Belle sees Philippe coming nyumbani without her father, she is worried and boldly goes to the dark forest searching her father.
Entering a scary castle, Belle finds her father imprisoned in a cold jail. Then, she declares to take Maurice's place as the prisoner although she will spend her entire life in the gloomy ngome with a horrible, monstrous Beast.
Many days pass. Belle and the Beast...
Well, what were our brave heroines and Heroes without their friends? They would be forced to provide the comic relief themselves. Not that some of them wouldn’t be able to step up to the challenge (*cough* Flynn* cough*), but as a general rule, it’s the sidekicks who provide the laughter.
Pocahontas is not listed in this category. I considered adding “Percy’s bath”, but since the score is very short, it wouldn’t have been fair.
9. Princess and the Frog: I have my problems with most of the songs of this movie, but “Gonna take wewe there” might be the worst of all of them....
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Pocahontas is not listed in this category. I considered adding “Percy’s bath”, but since the score is very short, it wouldn’t have been fair.
Don't they look so pretty together? Only one shines out from the rest, however.
My lineups are getting very good responses. Something that, in all honesty, I didn't expect. Since when have I been funny? I usually get a one-liner in there a few times a year, let alone a few times a paragraph.
Yes, I'm biased. Yes, I swear. Yes, I like a joke. They're usually unfunny and stupid, but they're jokes nonetheless so treat them as such.
What's that? I should shut up and start the countdown? Whatever, let's go for it. I have nothing to better to do except wait for a YouTube video to pakia anyway.
9) Snow White
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Yes, I'm biased. Yes, I swear. Yes, I like a joke. They're usually unfunny and stupid, but they're jokes nonetheless so treat them as such.
What's that? I should shut up and start the countdown? Whatever, let's go for it. I have nothing to better to do except wait for a YouTube video to pakia anyway.
9) Snow White
"Oh, my animal friends. What am I to do? I have no magic to make...
