"Oh my goodness! Are wewe alright?" asked the sobbing girl.
"I'm fine, just help me up," replied Princess Pea. "That damn carpet did that on purpose. It's probably halfway back to Agrabah kwa now."
"Where?"
"Oh just a land, a faraway place where the caravan cammels roam. Wow, this room sucks. wewe don't even have a chokoleti fountain...I'm Princess Pea, kwa the way."
"My name's Cinderella."
"Well, nice meeting wewe whatever-you-just-said-your-name-was-but-it's-too-freaking-weird-for-me-to-remember. I gotta go."
"I'm afraid that's impossible," answered cinderella sadly. "You see, my stepmother locked...
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