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posted by bratzdolly11
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Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. wewe see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score kwa dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality onyesha on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this...
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posted by Courtneyfan6
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 Goodmorning
Goodmorning
[Joe is at the Griffins' house, making his Marafiki dance with hip. Cleveland is on the piano]
Joe: All right, we're gonna do it once more! [everyone moans in agony] And this time, NO MISTAKES! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Cleveland begins playing, while Peter, Joe and Quagmire dance]
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin'!
Cleveland: It's great to stay up late!
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[Joe sits on Quagmires lap as Peter continues dancing]
Peter: When the band, begins to play, The stars were shinin' bright!
Quagmire: But now the milkman's on his way,...
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posted by Hades332
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Family Guy Script
Episode: ###
Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

Key: ( ) = location
{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on kitanda watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do wewe really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s...
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posted by Robssesed
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Peter: But there is one thing, Mickey, wewe knocked up my Mom and never called her again.
Mickey: Yeah, so what?

Peter: So what!? So let's dance!

Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,

And he never taught me anything,

But still I slap my chest and sing...

Of My Drunken Irish Dad.

Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,

And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap

From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...

They'll tell wewe the same

McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney

All feel the same mixture of...
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• Third dimensional qualities – Emotions, thoughts, attitudes and spirituality.
• Fourth dimensional qualities – Time. Their past history, the present and the future. The writers seriously need to fix everything on the onyesha and reinvent the character's growth in development. Seth should get rid of all the worst writers on the onyesha and hire new writers with updated storytelling and quality structure. The characters deserves original elements and arcs in the show. He needs to fix every single flaw 100% of his content. Serializing the onyesha would be refreshing change. The writers need to...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
This story is the Griffins and Marafiki confronting and comforting Mr Enter through this awesome admirable uhuishaji fanfic. It'll have zaidi complex cohesive story lines and four-dimensional character arcs to re-humanize every Family Guy character that has been demonized over the years online and Mr. Enter kwa rescuing them from the scrappy heap of the infamous internet hell. Hopefully the war between Mr. Enter and Family Guy ends already. The whole war with the cartoon community has gotten out of hand needs to stop with harassing, insulting, and making people feel worse about cartoons that they like to enjoy.
link Review kwa Connie Norberg

Surprises come in small packages when Brian does not receive his invitation to his ex-girlfriend, Jillian’s wedding. In fact, the entire Griffin Family receives an invite to her wedding including the extra invite for a B. Ryan who happened to be staying at the Griffin’s house for a few weeks. This sends Brian in a downward spiral in denial. So Stewie offers Brian a lunch tarehe to meet Jillian’s fiancé, Derrick. This is where Brian ultimately discovers he is no match for the new man in Jillian’s life. He seemed rather competitive when her fiancé read the...
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posted by Robssesed
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Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: wewe will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if wewe mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If wewe been so stiff they thought wewe died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a maktaba book out and I fells...
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Did wewe noticed that? Here is my "philosophical" interpretation of this magnificent cartoon.
Peter is "Carefree", loves to have fun in the pub, outlandish business with friends, not thinking of anything problematic, good chakula and resting on the kitanda watching TV.But he's also "Authority",at the end all revolves around what he does. And when it comes to family and friends, is zaidi than ready to lend a hand, sometimes with incredible steadfastness and affection.
Lois is "Responsibility",is a zaidi attentive parent than Peter, strives to understand the children even when the maoni are divergent....
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hujambo Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

link

Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When wewe Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded kwa the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie lovers with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!
posted by lilylove89
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Family Guy is an American animated televisheni series created kwa Seth MacFarlane for the fox, mbweha Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The onyesha is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.

The family was conceived kwa MacFarlane after developing two animated films, The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve. MacFarlane redesigned the films'...
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posted by Courtney370
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The siku All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your kitanda and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! alisema Peter As He Was In The kitanda With Lois. Ok Dad! alisema Chris. Chris Got Out Of His kitanda and Went To The Living Room To Play video Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. alisema Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. alisema Meg. Yeah But Do wewe Know What Today Is? alisema Peter. What? alisema Meg. Fart Day!! alisema Peter...
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posted by Robssesed
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make wewe take a tinkle when wewe want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make wewe call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by...
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posted by Robssesed
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Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if wewe
would
When I tell wewe every person needs a way of feeling
good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
Stewie & Brian: But all wewe need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: There wewe go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid...
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posted by BrianGsBrother
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Name:Braie And Stewn (will be finished)
Description:Stewie Builds A Machine That Can Swap Minds,And Stewie And Brian Trip In To It.
()=Info []=Actions {}=Commercail Break <>=Note
(Shows Griffin House Then Cuts To Stewie's Room) Stewie:Your Not My Boss Rupert,I Wont Give It A bow Tie. [Brian Walks In]Stewie:Oh,Hey Brian,I Just Finished My Device. Brian:I Just Got A Pie From The Kitchen,You Wanna Piece? Stewie:Sure,But Can wewe Get Some Cool Whhip On It? Brian Yea Su-Did wewe Do,--Do That On Perpose? Stewie:Do Whhat On Perpose? Brian:You Did Again,Why Are wewe Putting Emposis On The H? Stewie:Im...
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posted by BrianGsBrother
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Peter:Oh Yeah,I Know All About The F-C-C!()=not part of the song)
Bum Buh Dum Dum Duh
Peter:They Will Clean Up All Your Taking In A Menace Such As This-
Brian:They Will Make wewe Take A Tinkle When wewe Wanna Take A Piss
Stewie:And They'll Make wewe Call Follachio(i dont know what that is)A trouser, suruali Friendly Kiss!
All:Its The Plain Situation! There's No Negotiation! Peter:With The Fellas At the Freakin' FCC!
Brian:There As Stuffy As The Stuffiest Of Speical Intrest Groups
Peter:Make A Joke About Your Bouls And They'll Order In The Troops!
Stewie:Any Baby With A Brain Could Tell Them Everybody Poops!
All:Take...
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What is the deal with the character from Family guy Stewie? Obviously he is a baby. A very intelligent and diabolical baby. This televisheni program has raised zaidi than a few questions, and supplied limited majibu not to mention, quite a bit of controversy.

OK, we all saw the episode where Stewie turns a mwaka old, so it is not a huge surprise that he speaks (even though he sounds zaidi like a thirty mwaka old), but why does he have a British accent, when the family lives in Rhode Island, in the United states? Anyone who has heard a Rhode Island accent, au for that matter any New England accent...
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posted by 768
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Season 5

Disc 1

01. PTV
02. Brian Goes Back to College
03. The Courtship Of Stewie's Father
04. The Fat Guy Strangler
05. The Father The Son And The Holy Fonz

Disc 2

06: Brian Sings and Swings
07: Patriot Games
08: I Take The Quagmire
09: Sibling Rivalry
10: Deep Throats

Disc 3

11: Peterotica
12: wewe May Now Kiss The... UH... Guy Who Receives
13: Petergeist
14: The Griffin Family History


Season 6

Disc 1

01: Stewie Loves Lois
02: Mother Tucker
03: Hell Comes To Quahog
04: Saving Pivate Brian
05: Whistle While Your Wife Works
06: Prick Up Your Ears

Disc 2

07: Chick Cancer
08: Barely Legal
09: Road To Rupert
10: Peter's Two Dads
11: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou
12: Airport '07
13: Bill And Peters Bogus Journey

Disc 3

Special Features
Season 2 - disc 1

1: Da Boom
2: Brian In Love
3: I am Peter, Hear me Roar
4: A picture is worth 1000 bucks
5: Fifteen dakika of Shame
6: Road to Rhode Island
7: Lets go to the Hop
8: Dammit Janet!

Season 2 - disc 2

9: There's Something About Paulie
10: He's Too Sexy For His Fat
11: E. Peterbus Unum
12: The Story On Page One
13: Wasted Talent
14: Fore Father
15: When wewe wish upon a weinstien


Season 3 - disc 1

1: The Thin White Line
2: Brian Does Hollywood
3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
4: One If kwa Clam, Two if kwa Sea
5: And the Wiener is...
6: Death Lives
7: Lethal Weapons

Season 3 - disc 2

8: The Kiss seen Around...
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Me:
Family guy is basically what keeps me watching Comedy Central, it is the balance between fat Americans and really pretty wives (I am not lesbian au bi but wewe have to admit Louis is pretty). It's ironic and makes no utter sense but that is what makes it amazing. If Peter wasn't Catholic I woudld think he was the stupidest awesomest person in the world. Also I just upendo Stewie he is a freaking genius.

My mum:
What the freaking hell is this wewe are watching? It is utter crap and the amount of times I have heard the word penis from in the lounge..... wait are wewe typing this???????