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posted by bratzdolly11
Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. wewe see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score kwa dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality onyesha on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this...
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link Review kwa Connie Norberg

Surprises come in small packages when Brian does not receive his invitation to his ex-girlfriend, Jillian’s wedding. In fact, the entire Griffin Family receives an invite to her wedding including the extra invite for a B. Ryan who happened to be staying at the Griffin’s house for a few weeks. This sends Brian in a downward spiral in denial. So Stewie offers Brian a lunch tarehe to meet Jillian’s fiancé, Derrick. This is where Brian ultimately discovers he is no match for the new man in Jillian’s life. He seemed rather competitive when her fiancé read the...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
Look Meg's my 3rd inayopendelewa character in the onyesha after Peter and Stewie. However, her fanbase on websites such as DeviantArt.com and fanfiction.net has gotten way out of control for the past decade and so on. I'm really starting to dislike her because of her overrated fanbase. It's way too toxic. The Meg bashing has died down over the years but the hate art and revenge fanfics of her killing her family has gotten worse to the point of me to almost not care for hér presence on the onyesha anymore. The Meg bashing wasn't as bad as her mashabiki made it out to be. Yes the infamous episode that everyone...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
This is one of my newest shabiki fiction stories about redeeming Peter and Meg's relationship. The synopsis is about Peter Griffin tries his hardest to help his daughter fight against her hatred towards her awful fanbase which concerns her father who goes through massive amounts of character development and continuity arcs of rebuilding his role as a father with his children especially Meg. Meanwhile the rabid Meg mashabiki go out of their ways to destroy Peter Griffin while Meg creates her own anti fandom against them. What will happen? Will Peter Griffin redeem himself as a person, will Meg get revenge on her own fandom who gave her a bad name, au will the Meg mashabiki kill them both? Find out and enjoy.
posted by lilylove89
Family Guy is an American animated televisheni series created kwa Seth MacFarlane for the fox, mbweha Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The onyesha is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.

The family was conceived kwa MacFarlane after developing two animated films, The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve. MacFarlane redesigned the films'...
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posted by Hades332
Family Guy Script
Episode: ###
Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

Key: ( ) = location
{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on kitanda watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do wewe really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s...
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posted by Robssesed
Peter: But there is one thing, Mickey, wewe knocked up my Mom and never called her again.
Mickey: Yeah, so what?

Peter: So what!? So let's dance!

Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,

And he never taught me anything,

But still I slap my chest and sing...

Of My Drunken Irish Dad.

Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,

And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap

From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...

They'll tell wewe the same

McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney

All feel the same mixture of...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
Stewie goes back in time and works with his former self and conquer the entire universe. Meanwhile the rest of the Griffins meet their former selves and try to stop the 2 diabolical baby duo and save the universe. It'll be a long overdue sequel to the first Family Guy film. It will be three-dimensional, super clever, and edgier than ever. Epic fight scenes, intense interactions with both versions of every character on the show, and Stewie becoming his old self again as well as everyone else. Voice actors will bring the Lost nostalgia from the old days of Family Guy lIke Norm McDonald, Lori Alan, Drew Barrymore, and Carlos Alazraqui. The subjective humor, heartwarming plot, and decent redeemable qualities the characters almost lost.
Family Guy is great onyesha but like most long running tv shows it starts to decline. What the onyesha needs to do is to fully develop into a onyesha with many genres like action,sci-fi, psychological, and thriller instead of comedy all the time. The episodes need unexpected twists to destroy the status quo and create a series of continuing events and have the characters go rogue against the writers in an all-out war with fox, mbweha for nearly ruining the onyesha in the first place. The onyesha needs intelligent and creative ideas to make the onyesha better again especially nowadays. The onyesha needs A+ episodes to be...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
This story is the Griffins and Marafiki confronting and comforting Mr Enter through this awesome admirable uhuishaji fanfic. It'll have zaidi complex cohesive story lines and four-dimensional character arcs to re-humanize every Family Guy character that has been demonized over the years online and Mr. Enter kwa rescuing them from the scrappy heap of the infamous internet hell. Hopefully the war between Mr. Enter and Family Guy ends already. The whole war with the cartoon community has gotten out of hand needs to stop with harassing, insulting, and making people feel worse about cartoons that they like to enjoy.
posted by Robssesed
Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: wewe will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if wewe mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If wewe been so stiff they thought wewe died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a maktaba book out and I fells...
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posted by Courtneyfan6
 Goodmorning
Goodmorning
[Joe is at the Griffins' house, making his Marafiki dance with hip. Cleveland is on the piano]
Joe: All right, we're gonna do it once more! [everyone moans in agony] And this time, NO MISTAKES! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Cleveland begins playing, while Peter, Joe and Quagmire dance]
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin'!
Cleveland: It's great to stay up late!
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[Joe sits on Quagmires lap as Peter continues dancing]
Peter: When the band, begins to play, The stars were shinin' bright!
Quagmire: But now the milkman's on his way,...
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posted by Courtney370
The siku All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your kitanda and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! alisema Peter As He Was In The kitanda With Lois. Ok Dad! alisema Chris. Chris Got Out Of His kitanda and Went To The Living Room To Play video Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. alisema Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. alisema Meg. Yeah But Do wewe Know What Today Is? alisema Peter. What? alisema Meg. Fart Day!! alisema Peter...
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For the past few years Peter's been getting a massive amount of hatred especially from the Meg mashabiki which became completely toxic. Peter deserves better stronger elements of four dimensional character development like emotional back stories, long term continuity, and massive amounts of redemption arcs to rehumanize his character. The Meg mashabiki have gone too far with the massive hatedom against Peter. Peter needs to escape from the scrappy heap of hell from that hideous fandom. It's disgusting. The writers seriously should reinvent his character into something zaidi unique and sophisticated than he ever was. He deserves the ultimate likable traits of rebuilding and fixing his image in a positive light. The onyesha needs to follow the rescued from the scrappy heap trope with complex, inoffensive, and serialized. He needs zaidi nuance personalities and become beloved again.
• Third dimensional qualities – Emotions, thoughts, attitudes and spirituality.
• Fourth dimensional qualities – Time. Their past history, the present and the future. The writers seriously need to fix everything on the onyesha and reinvent the character's growth in development. Seth should get rid of all the worst writers on the onyesha and hire new writers with updated storytelling and quality structure. The characters deserves original elements and arcs in the show. He needs to fix every single flaw 100% of his content. Serializing the onyesha would be refreshing change. The writers need to...
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Did wewe noticed that? Here is my "philosophical" interpretation of this magnificent cartoon.
Peter is "Carefree", loves to have fun in the pub, outlandish business with friends, not thinking of anything problematic, good chakula and resting on the kitanda watching TV.But he's also "Authority",at the end all revolves around what he does. And when it comes to family and friends, is zaidi than ready to lend a hand, sometimes with incredible steadfastness and affection.
Lois is "Responsibility",is a zaidi attentive parent than Peter, strives to understand the children even when the maoni are divergent....
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hujambo Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

link

Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When wewe Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded kwa the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie lovers with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!
posted by Robssesed
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make wewe take a tinkle when wewe want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make wewe call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by...
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posted by Robssesed
Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if wewe
would
When I tell wewe every person needs a way of feeling
good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
Stewie & Brian: But all wewe need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: There wewe go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid...
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posted by BrianGsBrother
Name:Braie And Stewn (will be finished)
Description:Stewie Builds A Machine That Can Swap Minds,And Stewie And Brian Trip In To It.
()=Info []=Actions {}=Commercail Break <>=Note
(Shows Griffin House Then Cuts To Stewie's Room) Stewie:Your Not My Boss Rupert,I Wont Give It A bow Tie. [Brian Walks In]Stewie:Oh,Hey Brian,I Just Finished My Device. Brian:I Just Got A Pie From The Kitchen,You Wanna Piece? Stewie:Sure,But Can wewe Get Some Cool Whhip On It? Brian Yea Su-Did wewe Do,--Do That On Perpose? Stewie:Do Whhat On Perpose? Brian:You Did Again,Why Are wewe Putting Emposis On The H? Stewie:Im...
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