Ryan: Unbelievable. Very unbelievable.
Cory: I've already told you. She's too controlling. I can't work with her.
Lea (holding a document in her hand): It's in your contract, Cory!
Naya (standing up): Who cares about Granny-Tot lady and her Papa John? What about us? We all seem to be human props. For God's sake, Santana and Brittany have been Marafiki since the beginning and have developed a stronger relationship along the way. Then Bowtie McBall-Nuts comes and starts a sex riot.
Darren: Are wewe ranting my manliness?
Naya: Maybe I am. wewe wouldn't know.
Cory (to Darren): Which reminds me, do wewe honestly think Ryan would just give wewe my leading-man role in the whole series?
Ryan: I just might.
(The room is silent, and Cory's jaw drops.)
Amber (standing up): This is such bullsh*t. I mean, the rest of us get nothing! Mike Chang and Tina hardly get noticed this season, except for, like, two episodes--
Harry: Which, kwa the way, pisses me off.
Amber (snapping her fingers): Don't interrupt me, boy!
Harry (sheepishly): Sorry.
Amber: Like Naya said, Satan and Brit are turning into something overrated; Finn and Kurt hardly look like brothers anymore; Puck is turning into the sexy version of Mike--
Puck: You're damn right.
Harry: Hey!
Amber: Then wewe bring in two newbies for 7 episodes, who will probably never get another decent storyline au solo because of all this wedding crap!
Samuel: Pretty unfair.
Damian: I don't appreciate it.
Ryan (rubbing his forehead): Well, firstly, the only thing Brittana has turned into was a whole bucket of puppy upendo sh*t au whatever. Secondly, wewe all know that Harry and Jenna's characters have a line limit. Thirdly, that's all Puck does--nothing! Fourhtly, it's wasn't my idea for them to be brothers anyway. That was all Ian. Lastly, Damian and Samuel understand that we're trying to focus on the main characters. I mean, it's not season 4 yet. Sooner au later, they'll--
Samuel: Well, if it's so focused on the main characters, then why bring in a new character when they have nothing to do with their storyline? wewe tend to make things so irrelevant and vague. It felt like, after the V-Day episode, that I had nothing. I know I wanted to be on this show, and I still do--
Ryan (rolling his eyes): Calm down, okay? wewe had three lines in a scene in the last episode, plus participation in 2 numbers and 4 scenes in the V-Day episode. And if wewe wanna actually stay on Glee and learn the ropes around here, you're gonna have to get used to my clever mind, okay?
(Samuel gives a disgusted look and then sinks his head. Dianna starts to feel bad for him.)
Dianna (to Ryan): wewe can't talk to him like that! wewe don't know what he's capable of. (She turns to Samuel.) Make wewe feel any better?
Samuel (smiling at Dianna): Sure does.
(Damian looks at Samuel, jealously. Ryan stares at Dianna like she's stupid.)
Ryan: I'm the boss, if wewe hadn't realized, Miss Wanna-Be Prom Queen. Everything goes my way. All wewe guys do is act the part and make it look like wewe actually want to be here. Like Jenna, Sam, and Damian learned already, it's about believability.
Chris: I would like to be here zaidi if Lea wasn't such a hogger.
Naya (to Chris): Not just him. Darren, too.
Heather: I thought Whitney Houston was overrated, especially now.
Darren: How could wewe say that?
Heather: What? I wasn't talking to you.
Amber (to Darren): Because this isn't the R/B hour. This is Glee.
Lea (to Amber): Yes, and my character was the one that started it all.
Kevin: Technically, it was Matthew Morrison's character.
Harry: True.
Ryan (yelling): Enough! Now listen Naya, Chris, and Amber. Just because Lea and Darren are zaidi talented than you, that doesn't mean that wewe can be mean to them.
Naya: What the f*ck? Have wewe heard mine and Amber's voices? Sure, Darren can be the masculine version of one of the Jonas Brothers. But that doesn't mean he can just come in the series and take over. What sense does that make?
Ryan: And what sense does it make to bark at your co-stars like that? Now I can sign a rejection letter for you. I have my pen right here--
Naya (waving her arms, worried): Oh, God no.
(Damian, Dianna, Cory, and Chord all look mad and concerned for Naya.)
Ryan: Now, everyone take a dakika and play a rerun of "New York" in your brains right now. Wanna know why I'm saying that? All of wewe are on lock-down to practice vocals and acting.
Glee Cast: WHAT?!
Ryan: wewe heard me.
(A few dakika later, the whole cast is taken back to their hotel rooms. Ryan exits back to his office to write for the inayofuata episode. Everyone sits around bored again.)
Kevin: So...how 'bout that Superbowl?
Darren: Kinda cool that the Giants won.
Kevin (mad): Okay, get him the hell out of here!
Okay, here's part three for the long hiatus. I hope wewe enjoyed this as much as the other chapters. :)
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