Mr. Schue: Well, guys. The siku is fast approaching. I want wewe all to start thinking about what you're going to do for the last days in high school, as well as the future that lies ahead for wewe when wewe attend college.
Rachel: No need, Mr. Schue. I'm way ahead of you.
(Rachel walks to the front of the room with a blue briefcase. Mike Chang helps set up the white board. Quinn and Santana wait impatiently.)
Santana (whispering to Quinn): Does her big plans have to be this...well--
Quinn (whispering back): Well she's the same, overly ambitious and annoying Rachel Berry after all.
Santana (whispering back): True.
(The girls look up and see that Rachel has already put her plans on the white board behind her.)
Rachel: First, of course, I'll get into NYADA with Kurt Hummel for the inayofuata 3 au 4 years. Then we'll audition for a Broadway musical, tour around the United States--if lucky--and then I will get Finn Hudson to pose as a model for Calvin Klein.
(Artie, Rory, and Puck all snicker in the background.)
Finn: Oh, hold the f*ck up.
Mr. Schue: Finn!
Finn (to Mr. Schue): What?
Rachel: You're the one who needs help on their future. So don't get mad at me?!
Finn: Why the hell Calvin Klein?
Mr. Schue: Guys, enough. Let's find out what everyone else is doing, and we can handle wewe guys later.
Santana: Yes, it's very exhausting to hear Jew nose and Frankenteen talk about taking pictures in tighty-whites, and squealing and chirping around the Broadway area.
Rachel (to Santana): Oh, is your future better than mine, Santana?
Santana: wewe alisema it right, baby granny.
Mr. Schue: So, what do wewe have planned, Santana?
Santana: Oh, I don't have to plan anything. I just want to be famous. It doesn't really matter to me what I do. As long as my face and name is on a trend magazine, then I want nothing more.
(Silence.)
Santana: So...
Mr. Schue: wewe know, not that many people get famous in life, Santana.
Santana: And wewe would know because wewe became a Spanish teacher and a director of a Glee club that Lost 12th place at Nationals. Don't try to spill your leakage on me. I have the determination. Nothing's gonna stop me.
(Santana walked out of the room. Everyone else was silent.)
Kurt: Kim Kardashian, much?
Sam: au Snooki.
Kurt: True.
(In the library, Santana was kusoma a book for her history class. She spotted some people looking at her. They were smiling and swooning. Others looked at her with shock. Rory and Artie came over to her.)
Artie: Santana, I think wewe just beat the 2 girls and a cup video. You're literally the hottest person I know. And that's from someone wewe threw breakfast eggs and cheese at in your sophomore year.
Rory (staring at Santana's chest, amazed): If only Ireland had some girl-on-girl action like that.
(Rory and Artie left the library, leaving Santana shocked.)
Santana (out loud): Why is everyone thinking that I pressed my chest up against their faces? I don't get what's going on.
(At that moment, Brittany came over. She was smiling at Santana, holding her laptop.)
Brittany: The siku has finally come, Santana. Aren't wewe excited?
Santana: About what?
Brittany: You're famous. Remember the night we were watching "Sweet Valley High" and we made that muziki video?
Santana: What?
(Santana had a flashback of the other night she was over Brittany's house. They had finished watching "Sweet Valley High", and were making out on the bed.)
Santana: Brittany, I upendo wewe so much.
Brittany: upendo you, too, Santana. And guess what? I have something sweet for you. I hope you're ready for it.
Santana: wewe ready for...it?
Brittany (confused): What's it?
Santana: wewe know...the nasty?
Brittany: I was actually talking about the big bag of sour, wamekula Patches that I had stored in my closet. But nasty sounds kinda hot right now.
Santana: wewe do have condoms, do you?
Brittany: wewe mean the Ziplock bags in the pantry?
(Silence.)
Santana: Never mind. I'm way ahead of wewe already.
(The two continue to make out again.)
(Santana's flashback ends. She is embarrassed and shocked to find out that Brittany videotaped everything.)
Santana: Brittany, we made that for us, remember?
Brittany: But wewe alisema in Glee club already that wewe wanted to be famous. This is how watu mashuhuri start off.
Santana (moaning): God, now the whole school knows what's going on between us. How could this get any worse?
Brittany: Just to let wewe know, I'm a terrible editer and stuff. I have no idea how to do the transitions and whatever for a video. So I just put that LMFAO song on there.
Santana (silent for a second): Who else but Brittany...
Well, what did wewe think? I hope wewe liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Three!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Five!!!
American version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny!
British and Australian version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny!
British and Australian version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
and so say all of us
wewe make me weep and wanna die, just when wewe alisema we'd try
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone, all kwa myself, your out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart, oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart
It won't be long yet, 'til you're alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
'Cos he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another
He's tearin' wewe apart, oh every every day
He's tearin' wewe apart, oh girl what can wewe say
'Cos he's lovin', touchin' another, now it's your turn, girl, to cry
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na...
(repeats0
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone, all kwa myself, your out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart, oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart
It won't be long yet, 'til you're alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
'Cos he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another
He's tearin' wewe apart, oh every every day
He's tearin' wewe apart, oh girl what can wewe say
'Cos he's lovin', touchin' another, now it's your turn, girl, to cry
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na...
(repeats0
YAAAAAAAY! :D I feel FANTASTIC and so honored! It's kinda surreal!
I had the fantastic opportunity to be able to interview the sweet and lovable Kaidi, our newest FOTM. Congrats to a girl who truly deserves this honor, I hope wewe enjoy the article!
1. Congrats Kaidi! You’ve just won Glee’s April FOTM, how does it feel?
YAAAAAAAY! :D I feel FANTASTIC and so honored! It's kinda surreal! And do think, the fact that April is my birthday month, I think it makes everything even zaidi awesome! :D [What a coincidence, I won in my birthday mwezi too! ;D]
2. When did...
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1. Congrats Kaidi! You’ve just won Glee’s April FOTM, how does it feel?
YAAAAAAAY! :D I feel FANTASTIC and so honored! It's kinda surreal! And do think, the fact that April is my birthday month, I think it makes everything even zaidi awesome! :D [What a coincidence, I won in my birthday mwezi too! ;D]
I've never seen a musical comedy TV onyesha before and that was the main thing that intrigued me.
Last night while I was trying to sleep and failed miserably,I kept thinking of the last onyesha I watched before going to bed.Yes as wewe might have already guessed I am a pround Glee fan.And we fellow gleeks probaly found it hard to stop laughing.Not only is the show's upcoming season going to have two upendo triangles,but the fun and well-danced songs are sure to make wewe sing allong in your best imitaing voice.My inayopendelewa moment so far is the provacitive peformance of Salt n' Peppers "Push It"Which was done in front of regular high school students.The sekunde best is when Rchel shares the brief but somewhat hopeful kiss with Finn.Let's all hope that at least these two people can get a romance right.
