After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.
kwa "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few zaidi assorted Death Eaters.
After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.
First off, in the books, Bella talks about the Wanyonya damu superhuman speed a lot, and many of their actions, when not trying to pass as human, are done superhumanely fast as well. When it comes down to it, if they can go fast enough that they're either a blur au too fast to even be seen, they'd have a huge advantage over Voldemort and his baddies.
I've seen people arguing that the speed wouldn't matter, as the spells are represented kwa light, and nothign moves faster than light, but that's invalid, as in the books, it talks about people dodging, ducking, au blocking spells, and if Harry and his friends, at normal human speed, can dodge spells, then the Volturi, moving at superhuman vampire speed would definitely be able to.
Also, even if someone off Voldemort's side got lucky and landed a spell on a Vampire, whose to say it'll even work, seeing as their bodies are basically made of stone? The spells might work, but they might also just bounce off them. au maybe just blast part of their body off, which wouldn't affect them too much, especially since, due to their bizzare invincibility, would easily be reattatched.
Also, even if someone landed an Avada Kedavra, I peronally think it's unlikely to work, seeing as the Wanyonya damu are pretty much dead, I mean, their hearts aren't beating, they don't have any vita organs to be stopped, so how could an Avada Kedavra kill them?
Sadly, between the Wanyonya damu super speed and super strength, they could probably tear any number of Death Eaters apart without much, if any damage to them, so I am forced to conclude that the Death Eaters will probably lose. Besides, if the Volturi can strip them of their wands, the Death Eaters are pretty much powerless, and couldn't even apparate away to safety, let alone magically kill the Voturi, and of course would definitely not be able to fight them off bare handed, due to aforementioned Vampire speed and strength. Of course, I haven't even started on my rant about the Wanyonya damu being too freaking invincible yet....
Anyways, that's just my take. Feel free, in fact, feel encouraged to debate this, it'll probably make for some interesting arguments.....
kwa "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few zaidi assorted Death Eaters.
After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.
First off, in the books, Bella talks about the Wanyonya damu superhuman speed a lot, and many of their actions, when not trying to pass as human, are done superhumanely fast as well. When it comes down to it, if they can go fast enough that they're either a blur au too fast to even be seen, they'd have a huge advantage over Voldemort and his baddies.
I've seen people arguing that the speed wouldn't matter, as the spells are represented kwa light, and nothign moves faster than light, but that's invalid, as in the books, it talks about people dodging, ducking, au blocking spells, and if Harry and his friends, at normal human speed, can dodge spells, then the Volturi, moving at superhuman vampire speed would definitely be able to.
Also, even if someone off Voldemort's side got lucky and landed a spell on a Vampire, whose to say it'll even work, seeing as their bodies are basically made of stone? The spells might work, but they might also just bounce off them. au maybe just blast part of their body off, which wouldn't affect them too much, especially since, due to their bizzare invincibility, would easily be reattatched.
Also, even if someone landed an Avada Kedavra, I peronally think it's unlikely to work, seeing as the Wanyonya damu are pretty much dead, I mean, their hearts aren't beating, they don't have any vita organs to be stopped, so how could an Avada Kedavra kill them?
Sadly, between the Wanyonya damu super speed and super strength, they could probably tear any number of Death Eaters apart without much, if any damage to them, so I am forced to conclude that the Death Eaters will probably lose. Besides, if the Volturi can strip them of their wands, the Death Eaters are pretty much powerless, and couldn't even apparate away to safety, let alone magically kill the Voturi, and of course would definitely not be able to fight them off bare handed, due to aforementioned Vampire speed and strength. Of course, I haven't even started on my rant about the Wanyonya damu being too freaking invincible yet....
Anyways, that's just my take. Feel free, in fact, feel encouraged to debate this, it'll probably make for some interesting arguments.....
I don't want to hear about Harry Potter au any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a debate about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why wewe Twilight mashabiki enjoy kusoma Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If wewe don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear wewe saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP mashabiki and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful debate though. I want to discuss the reasons wewe give, but nicely.
If wewe can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with wewe I will debate with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
If wewe don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear wewe saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP mashabiki and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful debate though. I want to discuss the reasons wewe give, but nicely.
If wewe can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with wewe I will debate with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)
1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
Is it just me, au does it seem like most of the Twilight mashabiki feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.
It's also a fact that if wewe write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.
So inayofuata time wewe feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.
Thank you. That is all.
It's also a fact that if wewe write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.
So inayofuata time wewe feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.
Thank you. That is all.