1. Dumbledore has absolutely no clue how to act like a muggle, so wewe should never encourage him to try
2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with kusoma fanfiction about himself
3. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, wewe might as well surrender
4. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy
5. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter)
6. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year
7. Harry Potter is emo
8. Harry Potter is very popular
9. Hermione is not the only girl in Harry Potter
10. Hogwarts does not do the nessasary backgrounds on teachers *cough cough* LOCKHART!
11. Dumbledore is gay in case yall didn't know
12. Snape tends to think that if he shoves your head into a book, you'll get smarter (Harry Potter and the GoF, the movie)
13. Snape has a rather...err...large nose...
14. Voldemort likes to touch 14 mwaka old boys...I quote: "I was foolish to overlook it...but no matter. I can touch him now." -Voldemort, Harry Potter and the GoF
15. Never believe anything Luna Lovegood says..she's a liar...either that au she's just crazy
16. People like the Dursleys hate wizards..so stay away from them...just a thought if wewe don't wanna be locked in a cupboard au watev..
2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with kusoma fanfiction about himself
3. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, wewe might as well surrender
4. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy
5. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter)
6. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year
7. Harry Potter is emo
8. Harry Potter is very popular
9. Hermione is not the only girl in Harry Potter
10. Hogwarts does not do the nessasary backgrounds on teachers *cough cough* LOCKHART!
11. Dumbledore is gay in case yall didn't know
12. Snape tends to think that if he shoves your head into a book, you'll get smarter (Harry Potter and the GoF, the movie)
13. Snape has a rather...err...large nose...
14. Voldemort likes to touch 14 mwaka old boys...I quote: "I was foolish to overlook it...but no matter. I can touch him now." -Voldemort, Harry Potter and the GoF
15. Never believe anything Luna Lovegood says..she's a liar...either that au she's just crazy
16. People like the Dursleys hate wizards..so stay away from them...just a thought if wewe don't wanna be locked in a cupboard au watev..
All over the world people are howling
About those great vitabu kwa J. K. Rowling
Three little vitabu that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With ufagio that fly and a vazi, pazia that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his mwaka
But it's zaidi than one mwaka - it's going to be Seven!
For the lovers of ndoto that sounds like heaven!
If wewe haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, wewe really ought 'ter!
About those great vitabu kwa J. K. Rowling
Three little vitabu that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With ufagio that fly and a vazi, pazia that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his mwaka
But it's zaidi than one mwaka - it's going to be Seven!
For the lovers of ndoto that sounds like heaven!
If wewe haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, wewe really ought 'ter!