1. Dumbledore has absolutely no clue how to act like a muggle, so wewe should never encourage him to try

2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with kusoma fanfiction about himself

3. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, wewe might as well surrender

4. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy

5. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter)

6. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year

7. Harry Potter is emo

8. Harry Potter is very popular

9. Hermione is not the only girl in Harry Potter

10. Hogwarts does not do the nessasary backgrounds on teachers *cough cough* LOCKHART!

11. Dumbledore is gay in case yall didn't know

12. Snape tends to think that if he shoves your head into a book, you'll get smarter (Harry Potter and the GoF, the movie)

13. Snape has a rather...err...large nose...

14. Voldemort likes to touch 14 mwaka old boys...I quote: "I was foolish to overlook it...but no matter. I can touch him now." -Voldemort, Harry Potter and the GoF

15. Never believe anything Luna Lovegood says..she's a liar...either that au she's just crazy

16. People like the Dursleys hate wizards..so stay away from them...just a thought if wewe don't wanna be locked in a cupboard au watev..