"Am I Catholic au Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then wewe any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating wewe so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be Marafiki and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. wewe didn't want to be Marafiki with me! wewe just wanted to tell me what to tell wewe what to do, and wewe didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"...