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posted by playingcold

hujambo fans!

Sorry to bother wewe but your help is needed.

On fanfiction.net there's an makala in which the mwandishi is "ranting about the retards who like "Huddy," and the onyesha "House" itself."

We tried to ignore it au write reviews but it's already 3 chapters long. It's very rude, vulgar, agressive towards mashabiki -- not only Huddy-fans but also House-fans. Obviously the mwandishi hates the show.

I won't cite from the story, if wewe want to check it our, here it is: link

Some mashabiki already reported the makala for a few days but nothing happened. If wewe have a few minutes, please send an e-mail to reportabuse@fanfiction.com
wewe don't have to be a member on ff.net, just write down that wewe reporting this story and paste the story's link in the mail.

Please, help us to clear the fandom from trolls!

Thank you!

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The Last House shabiki Standing Finale!

posted by Olivine

Dear fellow House Fans..I present to wewe the Last House shabiki Standing Finale ^^
Only two participants are left and both of them want the proud title of the "Last House shabiki Standing" !
So who will win? Regi au Stevi? Stevi au Regi?

I can see that wewe are excited, dear audience...
So this is the swali they had to answer:

We know that the internship of House's team is 3 years.
That means goodbye Thirteen and Taub at the end of season 6.
Let's imagine they leave, Foreman and Chase stay.
What will House do next? Hire someone else? Get them back? Leave? Have a threesome with Chase and Foreman?

Answer A...

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Lollipop Isues 3

posted by ToriH389

Lollipop Isues 3

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In the apartment
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House-your home......
Wilson-I brought liz nyumbani because wewe apparently don't care how she gets home....
Liz-excuse me..but...where can I sleep....
House-I perfer the floor.....it's very nice.....
Liz-can I at least sleep on the couch....
House-um....I guess....I have a hooker tarehe anyways.....a.k.a. CUDDY....
Wilson-why are wewe going to cuddy's...
House-hooker date....I already told wewe that....
Liz-cuddy is a hooker......
House-yes...so good I have to get out my 100 dollar bills out.....just fo her though...
Wilson-no....he...

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The Huddy Truth 6x17

posted by Irene3691

They sleep until the light starts to fill the room and it bothers his eyes. He stands up, draws the curtains and goes back to kitanda again, sleepy.
‘Morning...’ Whispers Lisa.
‘I'm sleeping, leave a message...’
‘You wish...’ She is still sleepy and smiles with her eyes closed. ‘I’m not gonna give wewe a massage...’
‘Well... wewe can give me a massage if wewe want... I won't blame you...’
‘Would wewe give me a massage if I give wewe one now?’ They stay with their eyes closed.
‘We could deal...’ House stays lying on kitanda while Cuddy sits up.
‘Okay, but don’t get used to this...’...

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The Huddy Truth 6x15

posted by Irene3691

inayofuata morning they wake up and Lisa seems sad. ‘If you’re like this because of what happened last night... there’s no need... I don’t wanna put wewe in a hurry… I’m sorry if I went too fast…’ He says.
‘No, Lucas... it wasn’t you... I’m sorry.’ She has been thinking the whole night about what she really wants, and it’s not fair for Lucas at all, but she doesn’t wanna lose House again. ‘Lucas I’m so so sorry, and wewe don’t deserve this, but I have to go. I know wewe will hate me after this, but I... need him. I’m sorry.’ Cuddy takes her stuff and goes out of...

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The Huddy Truth 6x14

posted by Irene3691

Finally the weekend comes and they go together to a country house.
Cuddy and Lucas park the car under the porch. The house is not very big, but it’s cozy and surrounded kwa countryside. Lisa is so excited about their weekend together. They get into the house and Lucas smiles at her. ‘Well... what do wewe think? wewe like it?’
‘It’s so beautiful.’ She answers.
‘Not as much as you.’ He smiles at her. ‘This is the house where I used to come with my parents on Summer holidays... I thought it could be a nice place to spend the weekend.’
They get into the lounge and there is a table...

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The Huddy Truth 6x09

posted by Irene3691

When House gets home, leaves his things in the living room, then takes a bottle of bourbon and a glass and sits in the garden while he drinks. From outside, Lucas sees him. ‘Hmm sitting alone, drinking...’ He doesn’t answer and doesn’t even look at him, but Lucas jumps the garden’s fence.
‘Oh God, I wish the ground would open up and kumeza me...’ House keeps on drinking trying to ignore him
‘So… I guess it’s over, isn’t it?’ Asks Lucas.
‘Now I know why you're a PI, smart boy...’
‘Do wewe give me the go-ahead? Actually I'm not asking for your permission, but wewe know......

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S1E04 Recap Spoiler Alert

posted by DemzRulez

House Season 1 Episode 4: Maternity

Full Recap

While in the hospital, the newborn Hartig daughter spits up and the mother is concerned because the baby hasn't eaten anything yet. The baby suffers a seizure. Later, a doctor who was in the room recounts the incident to another doctor in the OB/GYN lounge. He discusses the baby's bowel obstruction. House overhears their chat and quickly leaves.
House presents Baby Hartig and Baby Hausen to his staff. House thinks an infection is spreading throughout the hospital, but Dr. Cuddy doesn't believe it's an epidemic. House takes his doctors in the maternity...

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The Huddy Truth 6x03

posted by Irene3691

The inayofuata morning his leg pain wakes him up and he gets out of the kitanda to look for the bottle of vicodin. Cuddy wakes up and looks at him in silence from the bed. He can’t find it and is looking for it everywhere when she finally speaks.
‘What are wewe looking for?’
‘Vicodin... wewe know where is it?’
‘I gave wewe the bottle yesterday.’
‘Well I don't have it now!! Can wewe help me to look for it?’
‘Sure...’ She stands up to help him but they don’t succeed. ‘Maybe I have any in my purse. Wait a minute.’
‘Right...’ He wait for her sat on the edge of the bed.
‘I just have...

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Putting Yourself Out There: Step 1

posted by rosehustle1

"Where were wewe last night?" Wilson asked his best friend as they sat on the ugly machungwa, chungwa couch. House took a sip of soda and leaned back.
"You don't want to know."
"Funny, I thought I did." Wilson alisema as he took the remote from House's hand and turned to ESPN.
"I needed some privacy... and I got it." House answered vaguely.
Wilson rolled his eyes and turned to his friend.
"A hooker? I thought wewe were done with all of that?"
House sighed in frustration.
"God, just because wewe refuse to get laid doesn't mean I have to."
"House, I'm not sure this is good for you..."
"I needed sex. I went to...

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The Huddy Truth 3x02

posted by Irene3691

When the ride that they won’t forget ends, they go out of the London Eye holding hands and go walking throught the brigde. House can’t believe that after so much time they are doing this. ‘So... we are... wewe know...’
‘Ehmm we could say that... yes...’
House nods a bit confused. ‘And... what are we gonna say in the hospital?’
‘Well, we can be together but... don't say anything in the hospital, I mean, we don't have to hide it, but we don't need to publish it either, do we?’
‘Of course, unless wewe want that the whole hospital mocks at me.’
‘I don’t think they’ll mock...

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The Huddy Truth 2x01

posted by Irene3691

Cuddy and House arrive at the airport on time, so he didn’t fall asleep and she didn’t kick his punda for that. The situation is a bit awkward for both. He’s going on vacation with his boss, the woman he has been half his life negotiating with. And she has invited him to come with her, the man who stares at her ass, screws up her dates and fantasizes about her in the shower, but despite that, the man she can consider her best friend, and one of the people whom she trusts most.
‘Here we go Italy!’
Cuddy sits inayofuata to him. ‘Phew... now almost nine hours of flight...’
‘Yep! Goodnight!’...

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Two's Company, Three's a Crowd ::: Chapter 2

posted by huddy_aimee

here it is…chapter 2…please review!!! I’ll try not have a big punda wait between the inayofuata chappies… (well I’ll try) thanks to my beta – Iane Casey!!!!
oh, i know wewe guys have aliyopewa it a low rating, but yeah...? i dunno

Two's Company - Three's a Crowd
-Chapter 2-

Cuddy had ordered Kirstin to unpack her stuff, put it into the spare room and wait for her return. House sat on Cuddy’s kitanda impatiently. Every few minutes, House would look around in hopes that he’d see Cuddy ready to explain this to him, but she was upstairs having a conversation with their daughter.

“What happened?”...

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FaVoUrItEs QuOtEs♥ part 3

posted by KaterinoulaLove

HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 4♥

Dr. House:Your guilt. It's perverse, and it makes wewe a crappy doctor. It also makes wewe okay at what wewe do.
Dr. Cuddy:You figure a perverted sense of guilt makes me a good boss?
Dr. House: Now, would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. [Pointing to Stacy] Should have seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. Lot of screaming. I know this wasn't just because it was your roof. Cuddy... wewe see the world as it is, and wewe see the world as it could be. What wewe don't see is what everybody else sees: the giant,...

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In Mayfield 29

posted by HugeEgoSorry

The broken pieces of a glass House threw dakika after Wilson left had been cleared kwa the nurses and all things are back to normal now, well, not really. The diagnostician hasn’t been himself since the argument broke out and he feels nothing but guilt and deep regret. He wanted so many things as he sat kwa his window sill and he wanted all of them to be granted right on that moment. He wanted a time machine to bring back time, he wanted a bang to his head for him to come back to his senses and he wanted Cuddy to go back to his life. Unfortunately, none of those can be granted. He wasted everything...

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Gotta Run

posted by huddy_aimee

This is my take on the one night stand. Rated Teen for language and sex scenes.

19 mwaka old medical student Lisa Cuddy sat in the mpira wa kikapu stands with her best friend Sam.
"You know, wewe didn't need to come," Sam said, glaring at her doing study for her microbiology exam.
"Nah, it's fine," she said, to focussed on pretending to be into her work, "But this really is zaidi important,"
"Like I said, wewe didn't have to come," Sam alisema again, with a small smile.
"Well then I might as well say bye, I'm gonna head back to my room."
"See ya later," Sam yelled at the now fleeing Cuddy.

Cuddy arrived...

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In Mayfield 17

posted by HugeEgoSorry

Previously on In Mayfield:
House stopped and didn’t bother to make any sound.
Wilson: How do I do that? I don’t know how to handle things like these… ------ Especially the other party cares for her much as I do… and I do care for the other party too…
Pitt: <sighed> If wewe could, please, let it go, stay away… ----- And just one zaidi thing… Don’t let House know about this…
House gave a sigh and pushed himself to walk. Wilson and Pitt’s eyes grew bigger at the sight of him.
House: So… what do I don’t need to know?

Wilson stammered as Pitt acted like was searching for something....

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Just My Imagination 3

posted by huddysmacked

A/N: Mmmh What shall I say well maybe just that this will get interesting and if wewe don’t understand ;) wewe will Don’t worry… So back to the fic… And please, please review it’s heartbreaking to not see any new reviews. Thanks to the ones that do review wewe make me write zaidi =) and well ok I’m getting cheesy… And SOOOOO so BUT sooo sorry for the late update I was having really hard time but now it’s ok =)So to the fic…

A knock was made at the exam room door. House put his PSP inside his koti, jacket pocket and songesha out of the door’s way.

Cuddy slammed open the door, she had a file...

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The Reason House Broke Down

posted by prezjackie

Final brink - no turning back now.

House has been bottling up his emotions for far too long and finally it has cracked. Kutner’s death was the final catalyst in sending House out of mentally out of control. I really believe House’s subconscious is uigizaji out these hallucinations as a way of releasing some of the stress buried. The hallucinations are a symptom of severe emotional stress, not schizophrenia au any other mental illness (mental illness would have been seen earlier in his life, at least one instance if not more). Let’s go over what happened to House emotionally these past few years - all of which he has tried...