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You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have kwa now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What wewe Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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posted by tubby2002
Facts About the Show

+ Hugh Laurie, who plays House on the show, is actually British. He's starred in many British comedy films and televisheni series' but House is his first American televisheni endeavor.

+ Hugh Laurie is also a writer (he's written a novel called The Gun Seller), a musician (he plays a number of instruments) and rides a motorcycle.

+ Jennifer Morrison, who plays Dr. Cameron, is actually a blond.

+ During Hugh Laurie's audition, David pwani says that Bryan Singer, one of the executive producers, said, "See, this is what I want: an American guy." Singer was completely unaware...
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posted by BeforeItWasCool
    
Disclaimer: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as satisfying as the last scene of season six when House finally got not only what he needed but what he wanted! Oh, sorry that’s a PROclaimer. Okay, I own nothing in the House universe except a deep, undying upendo for Dr. House and no court on earth can take that away!!


It’s About Time….

Her maoni had washed away years of his doubt and sadness. Their kuoga had washed away the layers of grime and blood on their bodies. And now he was going to wash away the longing that had plagued him since that night after...
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posted by nothin_ooses
Wilson parked his car in front of Cuddy’s house. The silence was still filling the air around them since they left Mary’s home. The awkwardness of it was shouting the absence of words that could possibly express how they felt after what Doctor Mary told them. sekunde later Cuddy broke it.

“How… could it… have it come to this, Wilson?” Her voice was Lost and his eyes focused on the street.

“I don’t know…”

“Do wewe want to come in?” She spoke as she opened the door.

“Only if wewe need me.”

Cuddy took a deep breath and the silence filled the air again. “Should I… should...
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Hey everybody. I hope wewe enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when wewe finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be zaidi chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.


A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered kwa the wind was the only thing wewe could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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Wilson: We're not Marafiki anymore, House. I'm not sure we ever were.

Harsh words, probably the first hurtful words caring and sensitive Wilson ever alisema to House.
Being the show's main character, we got to see zaidi of House's side of that conversation than Wilson's, zaidi what House was feeling and House's reaction to those words than what they meant to Wilson.
Hearing those words from your best friend must be devastating alright, but what about saying them? What about the feelings that led Wilson to speak them out loud?

I always find it funny the great ammount of House mashabiki who are completely confident...
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posted by peoplesuck
This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if wewe would like me to continue to part 2.
The inayofuata ten dakika felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...
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 Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach wewe to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned wewe wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if wewe jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? wewe take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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I'm trying to compile a huge orodha of nukuu - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant advice Wilson offers. nukuu from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of nukuu there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if wewe have anything wewe want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope wewe enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please maoni any wewe may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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We are gathered here today to whine about the death of a beloved tv series: House MD. Many mashabiki have agreed that it was time for Dr Gregory House to retire kicking punda and saving lives. Many other mashabiki knelt to the ground, raised their fists to the sky and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" through hysterical tears. Others still were somewhere inbetween not caring and emotional numbness. Personally, I'm pretty sure I rapid-cycled through four of the Five Stages of Grief in about span of about one minute...

It was fitting that I should find out this horrible news via Fanpop. viungo popped up...
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posted by mrshouse62689
Found this orodha somewhere awhile zamani and I had ilitumwa it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in upendo with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: wewe should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. wewe don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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I was just watching some clips from season 2 and mostly 3 and I really enjoyed them.
And I already new that but now I know it more!
I miss the old team!
I miss Cameron's Poor Dead Husbands issues!
I miss Chase's daddy and fat issues!And his hair!(yum!)
I miss foremans eye-rolling when Cameron was being ethical!
I missed all that!
I want the old team back!
The new team hasn't really grew on me now...
I mean 13 has grew on me but foreteen really is ruining her for me and I really don't care about Taub.
And ok Kutner is super hot and funny but he is just not enought.
When are they going to bring the old team back?
I really want to cause if they don't I have this weird fear that 13 is gonna end up kissing house as every female on the show!
I think that the new team experience was ok and fun to watch but now its time to go back to the basics and brink the old cottages back!

Do wewe agree?Say in the comments!
A/N: Not for the squeamish!! This chapter details House's injuries, in a clinical sort of way, but it's still quite shocking and disturbing...consider yourselves warned! :P



Chapter 5


Wilson hurried into the room, closing the door carefully behind him before moving swiftly around the gurney to face his friend. Though House was moaning and writhing on the narrow bed, as if desperately struggling to escape some unseen foe, his eyes were closed, and he might have appeared to be asleep and battling a nightmare, had Wilson not known better.



This was a textbook PTSD flashback.



"No...please!" House fairly...
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posted by housecuddy4ever
Ships of House
There are so many,and many zaidi are beginning to be discovered
I will orodha the ships,and tell wewe some stuff about them.
*Note:This a loooong orodha of 'Ships'....some of these ships aren't even real!But some people ship them,or might ship*

Wilteen(13/Wilson)
Chameron(Cameron/Chase)
Thutner(13/Kutner)
Hilson(Wilson/House)
Huddy(House/Cuddy)
Wuddy(Wilson/Cuddy)
Thase/Chirteen(13/Chase)
Twirteen(Twiggy the tree/13)
Hutner/Louse/Kouse(Kutner/House)
Faub(Foreman/Taub)
Thaub(13/Taub)
Wilber(Wilson/Amber)
Hamber(House/Amber)
Hameron(House/Cameron)
Thouse(13/House)
Foreteen(13/Foreman)
Wameron(Wilson/Cameron)...
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The 6th season of FOX's House turned out to be one of my vipendwa as it not only carried on the strength of its medical storylines, characters, and House wittiness, but also brought on the surprises and twists which is rare to find this far into a series! So, as we await House's return this fall, I'm taking a look back at my inayopendelewa episodes of a very solid 6th season.


Episode 1 - Broken
I was nervous after the Season 5 finale showed Dr. House committing himself to the psychiatric hospital as it seemed that might just be the onyesha officially jumping the papa into Lost cause TV land. But in...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 20: upendo Hurts

Full Recap

At the clinic, an Asian boy, Harvey, is waiting to be treated while House is catching a game with a patient and discussing Cameron's return with Wilson . . . and the fact he has to take her on a date. When House comes out he (literally) runs into Harvey, who panics then has a stroke as House tries to apologize (to avoid a legal complaint).

Cameron shows up to the joy of her fellow doctors and is greeted with the new case. She immediately figures out he has a metal plate in his jaw from a prior injury, preventing a MRI. They come up with alternate...
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It has been so long that I figured most of wewe will have forgotten about me completely... well, I'm not dead, as it happens. And I recently, after months, wrote this... It's intense and involves my usual ingredients: angst, friendship, drama and hopefully insight. I thought I'd post it here to notify all of wewe that I'm still here, and not just those on the fanfic spot. It's really quite long, but it has a certain flow to it (I've heard... wewe know me, I won't believe its good until someone says so) that makes it very easy to read. This follows House fresh out of Mayfield... the rest will...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the kichaka kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. wewe can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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posted by Chandlerfan
[Shot of squash court, two girls, best friends, playing against each other. After the game, shot of changing room, they are just about to leave.]

Anna (1st girl): I’ll see wewe tomorrow. Give wewe another thrashing.

Leah (2nd girl): Yeah, we’ll see about that! (laughs) Need a lift?

Anna: No, I’ll walk home.

Leah: OK. Bye

Anna: Bye

[Both girls leave at the same time. Leah gets in her car and drives off. Anna is walking in the same direction. Shot of her heart, beating normally. Shot of her walking. Another shot of her heart, now beating erratically. Shot of her vomiting, then collapsing.]

Credits...
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posted by HouseFreak
Once again an amazing episode.

The first time I watched this episode, I didn’t think too much of it. But now after re-watching it several times, I realize how amazing this episode is, it is defiantly one of my juu episodes of season 1.

Through out this whole episode Hugh's uigizaji was fabulous, absolutely flawless.
The pain and emotions he portrayed through out this episode took the viewer on an emotional rollercoaster, I found myself on the verge of tears zaidi then once.

The scene where House smashed his hand was beyond amazing, wewe could really see and feel the pain he was going through at that...
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