HOUSE

House and Cuddy are sitting in a room with a person interviewing them about their lives in the hospital.


Interviewer: What is your job here?

Cuddy: I'm the dean of medicine.

House: I'm the head of the diagnostic department.

Interviewer: And what do wewe do in that position?

Cuddy: I run the hospital and keep House from getting into trouble.

House: I save lives.

Interviewer: How hard is your job on a scale from 1-10?

Cuddy: A 10.

House: With au without Vicodin?

Interviewer: Dr. House, please answer the question.

House: Answer mine first.

Interviewer: Do wewe usually take Vicodin?

House: Yes.

Interviewer:...

Well, this is our first fic ever and we put a lot of enthusiasm on it. We wrote it in English so it is accessible to zaidi people, but it’s not our mother tongue, so we beg wewe pardon for all our possible mistakes. It is mainly written kwa three of us, with a special participation. Each of us took a character so we could give different points of view to the story. We’ve been uandishi this fic for nine months au so and it’s already finish. We wrote it while the TV onyesha was being broadcast so many things don’t coincide with the show. We’re still editing it so, if wewe have any consideration,...