Zim: i luv u Sasha
Sasha: i luv u to Zim
Kad: theres no words to describe how much they luv each other
Kil: no kiddin
Kad: not even to mention the stuff they do at night
Kil: i think its sweet
Kad: i do to... i wonder y other ppl dont think its not
Sasha: phh *talks sarcactically* "cuz its not normal"
Kad: lol
Sasha: *sigh*
Zim: wht is it Sasha?
Sasha: ...
Zim: is there something i should kno?
Sasha: i guess....
Zim: wht is it then?
Kad: cmon, u can tell us sista
Kil: yeah, its alright
Sasha: ok then....*looks a little nervous*
Sasha: im.....
Zim: ur wht?
Sasha: Im,
KaD: cmon sista, spit it out
Sasha: Im pregnat
Kil and Kad: O_O
Zim: O_O
Sasha: :|
Zim: really??
Sasha: yeah...
Kil: woah
Kad: i never knew thtd happen...
Sasha: .....
Zim: so...wht are the plans?
Kad: thst wht we wanna kno
Sasha: idk exactly, but Kad,
Kad: yeah?
Sasha: u wanna be the midwife?
Kad: ...sure, anything 4 mah sista
Sasha: thnx<3
Kad: ya welcom *hugs her*

*several months later*

Sasha: heh ehehehe ts noticable now isnt it?
Kad: yeah, kinda
Kil: yeah it is
Zim: the little smeet should be due any siku now...
Kad: did u tell ir yet?
Zim: woah,...didnt think about tht...
Kad: well, u should
Sasha: good point, Kad call him over here
Kad: aiight *calls Gir*
Gir: yyeeess??
ZIm: Gir, we have something to tell you
Gir: woah, Sasha did u eat a watermelon??
Sasha: hahehhe no Gir,
Kad: silly sir bot u
Zim: Sasha,- shes having a smeet
Gir: shes gonna hve a little baby?!
Kad: yup
Gir: woah....
Sasha: uh huh,

*a few zaidi days later*

Sasha: oh my gawd- its time now
Kil: lets get to it ppl!
Kad: we need to get her in the bed
*they help her on the bed*
Kad: uhh, ok so wht do we do now?
ZIm: simple, just calm her and and await for the newcomer
KaD: huh, u acually kno ths stuff?
Zim: eh, i know a little from back on Irk
KaD: but i thoght thts not how they do it
Zim: i just hypothizes
Sasha: *struggling* uhh guys??
Kad: omg, im so srry
Sasha: *sweating* he thts ok,
*Zim and Kil hold her hands*
Kil: u doin ok girl?
Sasha: yeah, id imagine this to b a little zaidi painfull, its not tht bad acually
Kad: probably cuz its not human
Sasha: yeah, but its still not pain-free
Kad: i imagine tht
Sasha: uhh!
Zim: take it easy Sasha,
Kil: its ok,
Kad: i see his annentas! *thinks* woah, akward to say tht....
*a few moments later*
*Sasha holds her smeet*
Kad: aww look at him!
Kil: hes cute Sasha
Sasha: hehehe thnx Kil
Kad: Gir, come here
Gir: yes?? *sees the smeet* *gasps* its so cute!
Kad: isnt it?
Gir: *queitly* hi baby!!
Zim: so the big question-
Sasha: yes?
Zim: wht do we name him?