Daz:Ladies And Gentelments We Present U Zim And Lard Nar Lard Nar: *Waves Hand To People*Hello There Zim:Hi Puny Humans Daz:Today They Will Do The YO MOMMA JOKES X3 Daz:Lets Begin With Zim Zim:YO MOmma Is So Fat Becuz She Eats Tuns Of junk, taka chakula Lard Nar:Well YO MOMMA Has A Fat punda Zim:Yoo Momma Doesent Shave EveryWhere Even Her punda Is Furry Lard Nar:Oh Yeah Well Yo Momma Has Went To Barneys Restruant And Ate Kids chakula *Gaz Appears* Gaz:KNOCK IT OFF UR MOMMAS ARE SO FAT OKKK!!! DAMN U NEVER SHUT THE FU*k Up Zim:O_o Lard Nar:O_e Gaz:*Blushes*Hehe My Bad Dib:GAZ!! Get oof The Stage!! Gaz:Okk!!...

This is it, the final battle. Once I defeat Zim, I can stop this new world and save the human race! I Bust down the door and gasp. The house… the inside was exactly the same as the older building Zim had years ago! Everything from the picture with the monkey on it, straight down to the secret tunnels ad doorways! “Zim! Where the hell are you?! It’s time to end it now!” I heard a toilet flushing, and I knew it was the elevator from the jikoni coming up. I dashed to the kitchen, and Zim came out, with his head down. I was confused. Zim was the same height that he was before, and he looked...

WARNING = May die of laughter

Zim walked along the sidewalk with GIR on a leash. GIR had been stopping at every moto hydrant, and Zim was trying to pull him away, but it was no use. It was like GIR glued himself to the ground Zim finally got to his house, painting, because GIR threw a tantrum that he couldn't open the moto hydrant.
"Alright GIR, since wewe were such a bad doggy, wewe get to sit in the corner and think about your life."
"But Zim...." he said.
"NO BUTS!!!! Now go sit in the corner."
"GIR walked over and sat on a kinyesi in the corner. He looked back at Zim with tears in his eyes.
"WALL!"...

Zoey's pov

"Danm It Ariel what in holy name did wewe get yourelf into to!" I thought

I was far ahead of the boys, they still couldn't kept up with me. I sighed

What I was about to do was crazy, but Ariel was my sister I was going to let her do this kwa herself!

"Just give up!" alisema the devil

If my moyo was beating it would had stoped right then and there.

He looked just like...

"NO, it can't be!" I thought

"Gilles! So Gilles was the son of the devil!"

"Great just Great!" I yelled to myself

I pulled out my sword it was now au never! I was pulled back my mouth was covered it was Zim.

"NO wewe don't!" he whispered...

This is it. Tak, Dib, Zim, GIR, Gaz, and Prof. Membraine are in the middle of a war for the planet. One of them will die. One of them will be brainwashed. Two of them will start thier journey
into insanity. This is the end of chapter one. Part six will be uploaded in june. Oh, and to fully enjoy this parts' effect, open this in a new tab and listen to it while wewe read. I listened to it while I wrote it! just copy it and paste it to a new tab! link



Tak let me into her ship. We streamed across the sky and found Zim in his voot cruiser. We flew towards him, and he turned around. “So, Tak, Look...

Author's note Chillyneon is the creator for Ariel
all credit goes to her for this charachter. Also chillyneon is also has many of her idea in here.

Thanks Chillyneon wewe are amazing.

Zoey's pov

Zim helped me back up when he touch me I felt werid. Dib got me an ice pack, I place it on my head.

"Ok what is it Zo?" asked Dib.

"I have visions au jumps I really don't know what the hell they are they started comming on after my parnets were killed in front of me." I lied about that.

I wasn't going to tell the truth right now. I needed to see if I could trust them with my secert.

"What did wewe see Z" (sorry...

Author's note

Ok people this a crossover bewteen Invader Zim,& Grimm. These are two of my inayopendelewa shows. Dib 16 Zim 16 (20) Gaz 15 Enjoy.


Zoey Luna had to songesha again it had been to close this time. Skalenzahne ( Crocodile-like creatures) had gone to far with it crime raid she had to kill him. The police still didn't understand who au what could had possible had kill the man.

The creatures had been getting zaidi bold. Zoey was among the few Grimms left. It was her job to keep the normals (humans) as Zoey called them save from the bad ones.

Zoey was 16 the youngest Grimm in history. Zoey had...

nyota 's Pov

Dib had done it this time, he just went to far! He knew perfectly well that I didn't need help, well maybe I did but not from ghost boy. I pulled out my ipod and found I Stand Alone from Quest For Camelot, I made my own version of the song with a few changes. I pushed play and sang my song to the beat.

Star's version

I know the sound of each rock and stone,

I have seen what others fear,

Only I will roam in this forgotten place,

Just the likes of me are welcome here,

Everything breathes and I know each breath,

To me it means life, to others it's death,


It's perfectly balanced, perfectly...

Zim's pov

I had a million qusetions to ask, but first I thought Rose need a mintue au two before I drill her.

"What do wewe want to know?"

I glazed at her

"How did you..."

"It's a witch thing"

"What'a a soulmate?"'

"A person with whom wewe have an immediate connection with the moment wewe meet. A connection so strong that wewe are drawn to them in a way wewe have never experienced before. They understand wewe like no one eles they bring wewe peace of mind. When your not around them it tears wewe apart. wewe will believe wewe never loved anyone before."

"This Daimon thinks your his soulmate?"

"Yes, I have no...

Dib's pov

"Make yoursevles at nyumbani boys, and please try not to kill each other" she said

"He's the enemy" yelled Zim

"No, he's" I shot back

We glared at each other. Rose was digging in the closet.

"Stay away from her" Zim whispered

"I heared that" alisema Rose

"How?" asked Zim

"Witch rememeber"

"So, these attacks have they been the reasons wewe been moved around a lot?" I asked.

"Yes and No Dib drink this"

"Why"

"It will keep demons away from you"

"Ok"

Rose's pov

He drank it his eyes went cloudly.

"Ok, Dib wewe will forget everthing that has happened in the last past saa now go nyumbani and when wewe do wewe remember...

LIZH#2: strawberry Yogurt
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! wewe GOT ANY strawberry YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have strawberry yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of strawberry yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the Queen of Mars.
Zim: wewe are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because...