A bunny goes to a beach, pwani and lights a cigarette. Since he was a newbie smoker the effect was stronger than it usually is. So he was lying on a nearby rock and a goldfish came to check what’s wrong:

Goldfish: “Hey dude, are wewe OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are wewe doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes wewe kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! wewe just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”

The goldfish does as told and meets a nyangumi during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a nyangumi as well. A few moments later a nyangumi comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the nyangumi and screams his lungs out:

Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “

Funny when things never change
Even when wewe say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still

wewe tell me that wewe upendo me
When I go to leave
wewe tell me I'm your only one
And I let myself believe

I know that wewe are using me
But you'll never let me go
I know that wewe don't upendo me
I know I'm just for show

I don't know If I can stand
To see wewe upendo another girl
wewe know that wewe broke my moyo
wewe know that your my world

But while your standing kwa my side
I'll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together