1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth au a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that wewe had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One kwa One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge alisema you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron alisema you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting inayofuata to each...
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