juu Ten Ways to Annoy a Wizard
10. Insist that someone with "intelligence" must be included in the company (and unfortunately wewe mean yourself . . .)
9. Complain about the rations of chakula at Minas Tirith, the "small loaf" of bread, and the "inadequate pat of butter." Never mind the devastating siege going on – a hobbit deserves a decent breakfast!
8. Take part in encouraging a usually "un-hasty" group of Ents to rise up against their unpleasant neighbor.
7. Map? Who needs to memorize a map? Sure, there are tons of them here in Rivendell, but why waste my time on something boring like that?...
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