Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when wewe fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked wewe out of hell?
He says "Where have wewe been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did wewe find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen wewe someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do wewe do for a living?
Female:...
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