Michael was so excited about the new car that he bought that he decided to tell Ron about it a few hours after midnight. Michael texted Ron. Ron was sleeping so he didn't read the text. Michael waited 15 dakika for Ron to text back.
Michael drove to Ron's house and started knocking on the door. Ron woke up and opened the door. Michael alisema "Hi Ron. Your cell phone might be broken, because I texted wewe 15 dakika zamani and wewe didn't answer."
Ron struggled to stay awake while saying "I was sleeping. It's nighttime, not Michael time."
Michael replied "Come on dude. I have something really cool to onyesha you."
Ron alisema "Show me it when it's wake up time."
Michael replied "I can't wait that many hours. I got a new car."
Ron alisema "That's cool."
Michael replied "You should come in the car and check out my awesome driving skills. We could drive to a fast chakula place that has a drive thru open at all times."
Ron alisema "No way dude. You're driving is out of control. In fact you're out of control."
Michael responded "I'm really careful."
Ron alisema "Pretty much all of these shabiki stories are about wewe breaking something."
Michael replied "That hardly ever happens. The constant name changing mwandishi of these stories would never write repetive stories." Ron rolled his eyes.
Ron alisema "I need to get batteries."
Michael replied "Then get in the car and I'll drive wewe there." Ron nervously went in the car. Michael started driving the car.
Michael drove a few miles over the speed limit. Ron tried to get Michael to slow down, but Michael assumed that driving over the speed wouldn't lead to trouble. Michael drove so fast that he didn't know how to control the car anymore. He accidentally drove the car into a nearby store. People didn't get hurt. However the store's roof got smashed apart and most of the store was ruined.
The store manager asked "Why did wewe break my store?"
Michael responded "I accidentally drove my car into the store."
Michael and the store manager aruged with each other while Ron went into the store and bought batteries.
Michael drove to Ron's house and started knocking on the door. Ron woke up and opened the door. Michael alisema "Hi Ron. Your cell phone might be broken, because I texted wewe 15 dakika zamani and wewe didn't answer."
Ron struggled to stay awake while saying "I was sleeping. It's nighttime, not Michael time."
Michael replied "Come on dude. I have something really cool to onyesha you."
Ron alisema "Show me it when it's wake up time."
Michael replied "I can't wait that many hours. I got a new car."
Ron alisema "That's cool."
Michael replied "You should come in the car and check out my awesome driving skills. We could drive to a fast chakula place that has a drive thru open at all times."
Ron alisema "No way dude. You're driving is out of control. In fact you're out of control."
Michael responded "I'm really careful."
Ron alisema "Pretty much all of these shabiki stories are about wewe breaking something."
Michael replied "That hardly ever happens. The constant name changing mwandishi of these stories would never write repetive stories." Ron rolled his eyes.
Ron alisema "I need to get batteries."
Michael replied "Then get in the car and I'll drive wewe there." Ron nervously went in the car. Michael started driving the car.
Michael drove a few miles over the speed limit. Ron tried to get Michael to slow down, but Michael assumed that driving over the speed wouldn't lead to trouble. Michael drove so fast that he didn't know how to control the car anymore. He accidentally drove the car into a nearby store. People didn't get hurt. However the store's roof got smashed apart and most of the store was ruined.
The store manager asked "Why did wewe break my store?"
Michael responded "I accidentally drove my car into the store."
Michael and the store manager aruged with each other while Ron went into the store and bought batteries.
Michael is the star, host, and protagonist of the film review show, MTCN Review Team.
Michael may hate lots of films, but he is a very nice person. He has a new onyesha called MTCN Catch Up. That onyesha allows people to ask Michael to review modern films. Even if 1 only person asks him to review a film he reviews it which shows that he cares about his fans.
Thank wewe Michael the Comic Nerd for being a good person, friend, and film reviewer. And of course thank wewe for the good comedy in your film reviews.
I'm sorry for Yoga Hosers.
Michael may hate lots of films, but he is a very nice person. He has a new onyesha called MTCN Catch Up. That onyesha allows people to ask Michael to review modern films. Even if 1 only person asks him to review a film he reviews it which shows that he cares about his fans.
Thank wewe Michael the Comic Nerd for being a good person, friend, and film reviewer. And of course thank wewe for the good comedy in your film reviews.
I'm sorry for Yoga Hosers.
Michael alisema "I need to laugh. I'm going to a comedy club." He invited his buddies to go to the comedy club with him.
The announcer alisema "Tonight's comedian is Robert De Niro."
Michael screamed "Oh no!"
Ron alisema "What's wrong?"
Grant alisema "Michael hates De Niro."
Mahan alisema "Wow."
The audience applauded. Robert De Niro alisema "Are wewe applauding to me? Well I'm the only 1 here so wewe must be applauding to me."
Michael alisema "Lame joke."
Robert alisema "Who are you?"
Michael alisema "Michael the comic nerd."
Robert alisema "So you're comically nerdy?"
Michael alisema "Not as nerdy as The Big Wedding."
Robert alisema "Calm down."
Michael alisema "You're not fun." He ran out.
Robert alisema "Who wants to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?"
Mahan screamed "Me!"
The announcer alisema "Tonight's comedian is Robert De Niro."
Michael screamed "Oh no!"
Ron alisema "What's wrong?"
Grant alisema "Michael hates De Niro."
Mahan alisema "Wow."
The audience applauded. Robert De Niro alisema "Are wewe applauding to me? Well I'm the only 1 here so wewe must be applauding to me."
Michael alisema "Lame joke."
Robert alisema "Who are you?"
Michael alisema "Michael the comic nerd."
Robert alisema "So you're comically nerdy?"
Michael alisema "Not as nerdy as The Big Wedding."
Robert alisema "Calm down."
Michael alisema "You're not fun." He ran out.
Robert alisema "Who wants to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?"
Mahan screamed "Me!"
Michael decided to see a new film with Grant and Matthew, but Michael was so tired. Michael walked up to Grant and Matthew, but his eyes were partially closed and he was walking weirdly. Michael alisema "Hi dudes."
Grant alisema "Are wewe okay?"
Michael alisema "Thank you. wewe too."
Grant alisema "You're uigizaji odd."
Michael alisema "Blame band practice."
Matthew alisema "What band are wewe in?"
Michael alisema "I'm not in a band."
Grant and Matthew bought some film tickets. They helped Michael walk into the theater.
Michael peed. Matthew laughed.
Grant alisema "Not funny."
Matthew alisema "Totally funny."
Michael alisema "Where's the blankets?"
Grant alisema "Theaters don't have blankets."
Michael used Grant's koti, jacket as a blanket. Michael threw the popcorn on the floor and used the popcorn buckets for pillows. Michael started sleeping.
Grant alisema "The film hasn't started."
Matthew alisema "I don't think he cares."
The end.
Grant alisema "Are wewe okay?"
Michael alisema "Thank you. wewe too."
Grant alisema "You're uigizaji odd."
Michael alisema "Blame band practice."
Matthew alisema "What band are wewe in?"
Michael alisema "I'm not in a band."
Grant and Matthew bought some film tickets. They helped Michael walk into the theater.
Michael peed. Matthew laughed.
Grant alisema "Not funny."
Matthew alisema "Totally funny."
Michael alisema "Where's the blankets?"
Grant alisema "Theaters don't have blankets."
Michael used Grant's koti, jacket as a blanket. Michael threw the popcorn on the floor and used the popcorn buckets for pillows. Michael started sleeping.
Grant alisema "The film hasn't started."
Matthew alisema "I don't think he cares."
The end.