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Michael alisema "I need to laugh. I'm going to a comedy club." He invited his buddies to go to the comedy club with him.

The announcer alisema "Tonight's comedian is Robert De Niro."

Michael screamed "Oh no!"

Ron alisema "What's wrong?"

Grant alisema "Michael hates De Niro."

Mahan alisema "Wow."

The audience applauded. Robert De Niro alisema "Are wewe applauding to me? Well I'm the only 1 here so wewe must be applauding to me."

Michael alisema "Lame joke."

Robert alisema "Who are you?"

Michael alisema "Michael the comic nerd."

Robert alisema "So you're comically nerdy?"

Michael alisema "Not as nerdy as The Big Wedding."

Robert alisema "Calm down."

Michael alisema "You're not fun." He ran out.

Robert alisema "Who wants to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?"

Mahan screamed "Me!"
Michael and Grant went to a McDonalds.

A McDonalds worker alisema "How can I help you?"

Michael alisema "I want food."

Grant alisema "Michael seems extra hungry."

The worker alisema "What chakula wewe want?"

Michael alisema "Edible food."

The worker alisema "What kind of edible food?"

Michael alisema "I'm so hungry I'd eat muda wake umeisha food. Do wewe have any muda wake umeisha food?"

The worker alisema "Well we have week old fries."

Michael alisema "Good. Give me the fries."

The worker alisema "Here wewe go."

Michael ate the fries.

Grant alisema "How do they taste?"

Michael alisema "They taste gross." Michael spat the fries onto the worker's shirt....
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Michael decided to see a new film with Grant and Matthew, but Michael was so tired. Michael walked up to Grant and Matthew, but his eyes were partially closed and he was walking weirdly. Michael alisema "Hi dudes."

Grant alisema "Are wewe okay?"

Michael alisema "Thank you. wewe too."

Grant alisema "You're uigizaji odd."

Michael alisema "Blame band practice."

Matthew alisema "What band are wewe in?"

Michael alisema "I'm not in a band."

Grant and Matthew bought some film tickets. They helped Michael walk into the theater.

Michael peed. Matthew laughed.

Grant alisema "Not funny."

Matthew alisema "Totally funny."

Michael alisema "Where's the blankets?"

Grant alisema "Theaters don't have blankets."

Michael used Grant's koti, jacket as a blanket. Michael threw the popcorn on the floor and used the popcorn buckets for pillows. Michael started sleeping.

Grant alisema "The film hasn't started."

Matthew alisema "I don't think he cares."

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Michael alisema "I'm tired."

Ron alisema "Me too."

Michael alisema "Lets relax on the bench in the playground."

Ron alisema "Okay."

Michael alisema "Being in a place full of kids reminds me of how much I hate Norm of the North."

A 8 mwaka old girl named Emily alisema "I like Norm of the North."

Michael screamed "What?!"

Ron alisema "Michael calm down."

Michael alisema "Whatever. Go play."

Emily alisema "Okay."

Ron alisema "I met this guy that liked the new Ghostbusters film."

Michael alisema "Oh my."

Ron alisema "I was mad at the guy, but I realized that liking a bad film is fine. I don't like the new Ghostbusters, but I'm happy...
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Hi Michael the Comic Nerd and his co-stars. The onyesha started in 2013. I want to express my thanks to you:

I started watching your onyesha in late 2013. Back then I was a casual shabiki who would check out the new reviews. I continued being a casual shabiki in 2014. I think in 2015 I became a big shabiki who was quite excited for the new reviews.

Since late 2013 I've been through several rough things. I've had constant stress and anxiety. I've become a shabiki of several franchises, but my bad attention span and confused emotions ruined several franchises for me. Your onyesha has been something I've been a shabiki of...
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Michael alisema "Friends and other co-stars I've made a animated commercial to get people to know us better. Check it out." Michael pushed the play button.

Animated Michael alisema "Hi. I'm Michael the Comic Nerd. Also I'm the best looking reviewer who's awesome. If wewe want good film reviews then watch my show."

Animated Grant alisema "I'm Grant. I'm Michael's most loyal friend, because I'll watch pretty much any film."

Animated Sarah alisema "I'm Sarah. I upendo Greek Weddings, but hate Big Weddings."

Animated Mahan alisema "What's up dudes? I'm Mahan and I upendo fun films. Lets have a party."

Animated Karina...
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Princess Karina was hanging out in her kingdom. Princess Karina alisema "Tell me a joke jester."

Mahan the jester alisema "What's super and batty? Batman vs. Superman." Karina facepalmed.

Amarissa the knight alisema "Princess Karina a wizard is taking over the kingdom. The wizard already got the king and queen."

Karina alisema "I have to stop the wizard."

Amarissa alisema "It's too dangerous for you."

Karina alisema "The kingdom must be saved and I'm not going to stand around."

Amarissa alisema "Okay. Lets go save the kingdom."

Karina and Amarissa went outside the kingdom. The guards got trapped kwa the wizard....
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Michael went to a film theater to watch a new film with Grant and Ron.

Grant alisema "I heard that the film's good so I'm kind of excited."

Ron alisema "Me too."

Michael alisema "The film's boring so far. Where's the plot?"

Grant alisema "Michael the film hasn't started yet."

Michael alisema "Oh."

Grant alisema "I hope the film starts soon."

Michael alisema "Me too."

80 dakika later the film started.

Michael alisema "Is that Tyler Perry?"

Grant alisema "He has a supporting role in the film."

Michael was so mad that Tyler was in the film. Michael ripped the film screen in half.

Ron alisema "I can't believe Michael did that."...
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A delivery man went to Michael's house.

Michael alisema "What's up dude?"

The delivery man alisema "Here's your newest package. What's inside?"

Michael alisema "You don't need to know." Michael angrily closed his house door. The delivery man aliiba Michael's doormat.

Michael alisema "Grant check out what I bought."

Grant alisema "What did wewe buy?"

Michael alisema "I bought 2 super hero outfits. Lets play together."

Grant alisema "I'd rather not."

Michael alisema "No."

Grant alisema "What's wrong?"

Michael alisema "Instead of getting a super hero outfit I got a pink ballerina outfit."

Grant alisema "That's not good."

Michael...
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Grant got a new car. Grant alisema "Isn't it good?"

Jasmine alisema "It sure is."

Grant alisema "My house is so far away. What should I do?"

Jasmine alisema "Leave it in front of Michael's house."

Grant alisema "Good plan. Michael will take care of it."

Tony jay alisema "Yeah right."

Grant alisema "Don't wewe trust Michael?"

Tony jay alisema "No. He's a troublemaker."

Grant, Jasmine, and Tony jay left.

Michael alisema "There's a car in front of my house. I didn't buy a car. A nice person probably bought it for me." Michael took Grant's car and drove it.

A truck driver alisema "Look out."

Michael accidentally crashed the...
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Michael and his Marafiki went to a restaurant to celebrate krisimasi together.

Michael alisema "Grant where are wewe going to sit?"

Grant alisema "Next to Jasmine."

Michael alisema "But Aladin will get jealous."

Grant alisema "Not funny."

Michael alisema "I want presents."

Grant alisema "Michael I got wewe 200 dollars."

Michael alisema "Thank you. I got wewe pizza coupons. You'll save lots of money with these coupons."

Grant alisema "Oh. Thank you."

Sarah alisema "Michael I got wewe a watch."

Michael alisema "Cool. I got wewe a light bulb."

Sarah alisema "Huh?"

Mahan alisema "Michael I got wewe a DVD player."

Michael alisema "That will...
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Note: This shabiki story is meant for comedy. Please don't take any of any it seriously. Michael and his Marafiki are good people.


Karina and Amarissa decided to hang out together. The 2 of them had been bored recently so they decided to play around on Karina's computer.

Karina alisema "Oh my."

Amarissa alisema "What's wrong?"

Karina alisema "Somebody is planning on doing a commentary on MTCN Review Team."

Amarissa alisema "A commentary? Do wewe mean that Youtube thing where people do commentaries on bad quality Youtube videos?"

Karina alisema "Yep. Somebody called Doodletones."

Amarissa alisema "Lets talk to Doodletones...
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Karina alisema "I've had a rough day. It's nice to finally relax. I hear bathtub water."

Karina looked in her bathroom and saw that Michael was in her bathtub. Karina avoided looking at Michael. Karina alisema "Why are wewe in my bathtub?"

Michael alisema "To get clean. Duh."

Karina alisema "Why don't wewe use your own bathtub?"

Michael alisema "My bathtub broke. I tried to use Grant's bathtub, but he was sneaky enough to lock all the windows. Thankfully wewe let your bathroom windows open."

Karina alisema "It's illegal for wewe to trespass into my house."

Michael alisema "That's no true."

Karina alisema "Please get out."...
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Michael and Ron went to the movie theater to watch a new big film.

Michael alisema "There's a problem."

Ron alisema "What's wrong?"

Michael alisema "There's no movie tickets."

Ron alisema "Oh no."

Michael alisema "I see some movie tickets on the theater floor."

Ron alisema "Some people probably dropped them."

Michael alisema "Well they're ours now."

Yui from Yuru Yuri alisema "Where are the tickets?"

Chinatsu from Yuru Yuri alisema "I dropped them."

Yui alisema "Where did wewe drop them?"

Chinatsu alisema "Somewhere on the theater floor."

Ron alisema "I think those are the people these tickets belong to."

Michael alisema "Too bad...
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Michael alisema "I'm tired of failing to get cat food. I'm brining real money this time and I'll get cat food."

Grant alisema "Michael I think wewe should give up on cat food."

Michael alisema "Why?"

Grant alisema "It's too weird to eat cat food."

Michael alisema "Well Cats eat it."

Grant alisema "Just because Cats eat it doesn't mean that wewe should eat it."

Michael ignored Grant and went to Largest Ever Pet Shop.

Fisher Biskit alisema "I hope I don't have to kick wewe out of my store this time."

Michael alisema "I have real money. Check it out."

Fisher Biskit alisema "It's real. Well stay out of trouble."

Michael said...
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Michael alisema "I got kicked out of the pet store, but this time I'm going to use money."

Grant alisema "Thank goodness."

Michael alisema "I'm going to get some tasty cat food. Do wewe want any cat food?"

Grant alisema "No thanks."

Michael alisema "Do wewe want any type of animal food?"

Grant alisema "No thanks."

Michael went to Largest Ever Pet Shop.

Fisher Biskit alisema "Not wewe again."

Michael alisema "This time I'm going to use money.'

Fisher Biskit alisema "You better."

Michael found the cat food, but Michael found out that he accidentally brought fake money. Michael alisema "Might as well try to scham the pet store."...
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Michael and Grant noticed that it was chajio, chakula cha jioni time.

Grant alisema "What should we eat?"

Michael alisema "I feel like eating cat food."

Grant alisema "Why?"

Michael alisema "Since I have a dog I the only type of animal chakula that I eat is dog food. I'm going to get some cat food. Do wewe want some cat food?"

Grant alisema "No thanks."

Michael went to Largest Ever Pet Shop. Michael noticed that he forgot to bring his wallet. Michael alisema "I'm sure nobody will care if I take a few bags of food." He hid the cat chakula bags in his jacket.

Largest Ever Pet Shop's manager is Fisher Biskit who has a robot security guard...
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Michael, Kate, and Magic tried to save Iva, but the Petbuster was trying to capture Iva.

Kate alisema "Poor Iva is in trouble."

Magic alisema "Oh no."

Michael alisema "We gotta get Iva away from the creepy Petbuster."

Magic alisema "The Petbuster is super creepy."

Kate alisema "Sadly he is."

Michael alisema "1 of us should save her. I hope I don't have to save her."

Kate alisema "I'll try to save her."

Kate picked up Iva and alisema "Lets go to Pocketville."

The Petbuster knocked Kate to the ground.

Kate alisema "Ouch. My back hurts."

Magic alisema "Are wewe okay?"

Kate alisema "It will take me time to recover."

Magic alisema "Let...
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Michael alisema "I don't know where that silly Iva is."

Kate alisema "Hang on Michael. Magic has something to say."

Michael alisema "Dogs can't talk."

Kate alisema "My dog can talk. With the bracelets wanyama can talk and wewe and I can understand them."

Michael alisema "That's weird."

Kate alisema "I like to call it unique."

Magic alisema "I think I smell Iva."

Michael alisema "We're near the movie theater."

Kate alisema "Lets hurry."

Meanwhile Iva's villainous sister Eva found out about Michael. Eva was with the jogoo Krakia and mbwa Gort and Zull. Eva alisema "It sounds like Kate and Magic have a Comic Nerd helping them...
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Michael and Grant were walking around and Michael found a eccentric looking bracelet. Michael alisema "What's that?"

Grant alisema "I don't know."

Michael alisema "I'm going to check it out."

Grant alisema "Can't wewe leave other peoples' stuff alone?"

Michael alisema "No." Michael picked up the bracelet and disappeared.

Grant alisema "Where's Michael?"

Michael landed in Pocketville and alisema "What's going on?"

A human called Kate alisema "Welcome to Pocketville."

Michael alisema "What's Pocketville?"

Kate alisema "Pocketville is a place full of Cats and dogs. It's ruled kwa a cat named Princess Iva. Sadly she's Lost in...
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