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posted by DE4DLIESTP0NY
(Originally written at link kwa me )


Equestria, a thriving land for ponies everywhere. Protected kwa the elements of harmony, its impervious to any intruders. Nothing bad ever happens and all is nice, but it wasn't always this way. Years zamani there was a dark time, a war that changed the future of the land, and made it the peaceful and perfect place that it is today.

    It began one fateful siku on the hills outside of Cheval City, one of the earlier settlements. Nova Sunshine, (OC) a young, intelligent mercenary with a red mane and tail, yellow body, and light pink eyes; hoof-picked kwa Princess Celestia herself for her resourcefulness and ability to track anypony and everypony she needed to. She was headed to Gallop Town to investigate the disapearences of some bunnies in the area. Nova was walking on her way when out out of the corner of her eye she saw a small machungwa, chungwa motion in the woods to the left. She assumes it's nothing but a mind trick aliyopewa that she was up all night tracking diamond theives across town. She continues ahead towards town, forgetting it ever happened. After a few dakika of climbing the hills of the beautiful meadow she saw an unusual sight, A bright red light chanzo in the general direction of the town. She decided to investigate while making her way there.

    As Nova got closer she saw zaidi peculiar sights. Tall black structures stood eerily on stone roads like a ruins. There were no signs of life not even a plant. As she got closer to the main sources of light she heard loud, blood curdling screams that would make ordinary ponies quiver in eternal fear, but not Nova, for her father was slain in front of her very eyes. She was hardened and was not scared one bit, though she had much concern for the ponies making those screams. Armed with a PK-49 sniper rifle, and an NS-16 (not real guns) pistol, she continued on, not afraid to use them. It didnt take long for Nova to realize that she was in the middle of a burning city, and that city was Gallop Town.

    She started searching frantically for survivors. She searched in almost every building she came across; lifting fallen chunks of walls, searching around every corner, and even inside of currently burning buildings. Despite her efforts she found no ponies, no life alive au dead. Nova was too late.

    She decided to go back to Cheval City and ripoti this the princess immediatly. She started running to get back as fast as she could but as she was almost out she saw a little purple foal, the only survivor of the blaze. it was standing there calmly like nothing happened. It was probably too young to understand tragedy, au life and death situations. Nova started to pick up the mtoto, foal when she heard movement other than that of herself and the foal's. Nova turned around to the glare of a red creature, covered in bright red flames. there was no doubt in her mind that it alone reduced the city to ashes and embers.

    Nova quickly swiped the mtoto, foal off the ground and secured it tho the strap that she uses to hold her rifle, and began sprinting towards the meadow, she didnt want to fight something that she has never seen before, au ever even knew existed. Once she exited the city and started entering the meadow just outside she realized that if she ran into the meadow the creature would follow, and simply burn it as well. luckily there was a river nearby that would stop it cold, if she could lead it to it. Nevertheless she started running towards the stream. The beast never broke its line of sight with Nova in an everlasting leer.

    Nova jumped over the river and looked back at the creature it was still following her, slowly. It walked down the bank, and in the river,still never breaking its line of sight. It walked straight into the river. When it was completely submerged Nova calmly turned around, placed the mtoto, foal on the ground, and started guiding it back to Cheval City.

    [center]But the fight was not over.[/center]

     Amazingly, the creature resurfaced from what should've been a cold end. Shortly afterwards it let out a ground-shattering battlecry, and charged at Nova faster than ever. This regained her attention, and she evaded the creature's attack barely in time, but not fast enough. The creature got close enough for its moto to burn her rear right leg. In addition, in her haste she left the foal, putting it in the mercy of the beast. Nova was down, and the creature, flames brighter than ever, started towards the foal. Nova knew that if she didn't do something, that mtoto, foal would be dead before it could even strike it down.

    As fast as she could she took her pistol and fired one shot in the air to get the beast's attention. It worked, but she still didn't have much time. Now the beast was charging Nova again, and she was still down, but now she was shooting to kill. With one hoof she fired her pistol multiple times, unloading the entire clip. This however was very inaccurate and most shots missed. The few that did had little effect on the beast, but it did slow it down. This gave Nova the time she needed to recover after a few zaidi seconds, she was able to stand up again, just before the beast got close. She evaded the strike, and began to pull out her sniper rifle; the only thing left that could stop it. But the creature got smarter and started using its own projectiles. The beast shot a beam of moto at her. She evaded it but in exchange didn't have the time to pull out her rifle. The beast shot zaidi moto at her, and it missed every time, but Nova still didn't have enough time to finish it.

    The creature grew tired and returned its attention back to the foal. It knew that it couldn't fight back. Nova finally had her chance to end it all, but there was absolutely no margin for error, au the mtoto, foal will die. She only had one shot
    [center]
    She pulled out her rifle,
    Held it firmly in her hooves,
    Held her breath,
    And pulled the trigger...[/center]
    
    [center]She Missed[/center]

    The beast shot its moto at the foal, and Nova could do nothing but watch and reload her rifle.

    Suddenly, a field of energy surrounded the foal; saving its life. Only the mtoto, foal was responsible for it. Nova was awestruck, but didn't hesitate and took the sekunde shot. The bullet penetrated deep within its skull (assuming it has one) and the beast fell to the heated dirt below. after a few sekunde its moto decreased; from red, to orange, to yellow, to blue, to nothing. She examined the metal shell it had for a body, cold to the touch. They began their journey back to Cheval City once more. She now took a closer look at the foal. It was a female unicorn with purple hair. Nova decided to raise the gppony, pony as her own, and named her Twilight Sparkle.




[center]CHAPTER TWO IN PROGRESS[/center]
    Don't worry that WAS NOT the "dark time,"or"epic battle I mentioned" this is only the beginning I AM MAKING zaidi if wewe like it , follow me THERE'S zaidi COMING SOON.
added by karinabrony
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad gppony, pony 39: wewe guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask wewe a question.
Railroad gppony, pony 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do wewe have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad gppony, pony 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for wewe two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take wewe to the fuel cars.

Seventy dakika later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them...
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Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash entered Twilight's ngome in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and upinde wa mvua Dash, I would like wewe two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following viungo below are to pictures of all the bad guys for this fanfic.

Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

Malcolm was at his house with Rio, and highball when Harry arrived.

Malcolm: Okay. How did it go?
Harry: Fine. We got another successful robbery on one of the tour buses in this city, but they got Quincy.
Rio: What happened?
Harry: We robbed the bank, and the distraction was going well, but the police blocked off our escape route. Quincy left in a stolen car while the rest of us ran through the alley ways.
Highball: Sounds like you...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked kwa me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no zaidi than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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added by alinah_09
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? wewe do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm zaidi used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: wewe know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...
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1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes zaidi and zaidi villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..



2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no zaidi place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good gppony, pony inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. wewe know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and songesha right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the mwezi this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and sprocket entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia gppony, pony walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. wewe three wait here. If he runs, wewe can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits inayofuata to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The inayofuata day, Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu went to Sam's house in Gordon's coupe Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have wewe ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I upendo this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told wewe yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and sprocket followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to jiunge us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best wewe can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast chakula restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones wewe don't like..

Trixie: No.. I upendo them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If wewe couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the sinema fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are wewe f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Batman is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 dakika ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here wewe complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I upendo to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about zaidi things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe wewe have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, wewe know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our inayofuata episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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