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As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a mashua in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to crash I fly upwards. The pursuing airplanes try to turn up, but crash into the mashua causing an explosion. It nearly makes me lose control of the airplane I'm flying. Then the planes above me start to drop bombs. As I dodge the bombs, I shoot some of them. I hit the wing of one of the planes several times, and soon smoke is coming from it. After it lands, I notice a cliff in front of me. "Joe get ready to teleport us." I say. Joe's horn starts to glow, as he gets ready to teleport us into Canterlot I fly towards the cliff. All of the airplanes are far behind me, and my plan falls into action. Just as I'm about to hit the cliff, Joe teleports us into Canterlot. The airplanes following me fly into the cliff, thinking I flew through, and they would do it soon. Then, they hit the cliff, as three zaidi explosions occur. "Nice work." I tell Joe. "Don't thank me, it was your idea." Joe replied. We land the airplane in front of Celestia's castle, and the others are waiting for us. "check how awesome this thing is." I tell the others, but they all look worried. "Where's Celestia?" I ask. "That's what we're trying to find out." Dash told me. Twilight went inside to inform Celestia about the airplane we got for her, but she wasn't in her castle. Luna was there, but Celestia wasn't. "Check the security cameras. Maybe they have footage inaonyesha what happened to your sister." I tell Luna, but she doesn't understand, "What's a security camera?" "Your kidding right?" I ask. I swear that Equestria has the technology Earth had in the 1890's. They had cameras, but no security cameras. They had hot air balloons, but no airplanes. Lets not forget about the boats they had, because I nearly crashed into one, and yet, they don't have Jetskis. So while everyone looks at me I just say, "Forget it." Then a message appeared saying To Luna From Celestia. It alisema that she was caught kwa Discord, and was being held prisoner with hundreds of other ponies in Manehattan. As Luna read this outloud, the ending freaked applejack out. "Manehattan?! I hope they didn't get Babs Seed!" "Relax," Pinkie assured her machungwa, chungwa friend, "I don't think they could capture someone as tough as her." "Allright, wewe guys must rescue my sister, I will make copies of the airplanes." Luna says. "We need a logo on these things." Dash told us. Pinkie grabbed a peice of paper from no where, and drew a moyo on it with a marker. She then started to color it in pink, her inayopendelewa color. "There," She alisema when she finished. I looked at it, "Can I have the marker?" I ask Pinkie. As she hands me the marker I immeadiately kuvuka, msalaba the moyo out, and write gppony, pony above it, then put Alliance under it. "Awesome." upinde wa mvua Dash said, appreaciating the logo. Pinkie was mad though, "No one ever takes my advice!" She said. "Relax darling." Rarity said. "Allright, lets go save Celestia." I announce. We get teleported to manehattan, and I don't get my car back. I'm not sure if I'll survive this battle, but if I do the first thing I'm doing is driving my car. Right now though, I've got a battle to fight.
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell wewe the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong siku mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd wewe do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money zaidi then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting wewe be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did wewe do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. wewe changed my voice...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of wewe already know, I've aliyopewa zaidi than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight alisema to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand kwa my opinion that she was out of line when she alisema that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did wewe get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The inayofuata episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this makala is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and wewe get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told wewe that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hujambo Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker, mkate mkavu with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two inayopendelewa duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most inayopendelewa one in my inayofuata article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and upinde wa mvua Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got upinde wa mvua Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, upinde wa mvua Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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Source: alloyrabbit
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Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, wewe don't have to ukanda it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music gppony, pony 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music gppony, pony 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music gppony, pony 1: dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa dun-
Music gppony, pony 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music gppony, pony 2: Take your time man.
Music gppony, pony 3: Yeah, relax.
Music gppony, pony 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then wewe start.
Music gppony, pony 1: Gee.
Music gppony, pony 2: So? What's the difference?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are wewe drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are wewe gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND kwa SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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