My Little Poney Article: The New Era... 8

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

where we done ah gppony, pony mech

Dan - well we fucked
Dimitri - ... WTF...
Dan - WHAT
Jade - *grab Dan head and point on Black Alicorn* that
Dan - wow one zaidi alicorn.... FUCK!
Mech - *shoot black alicorn*
Alicorn - *fly away from bullets* ha! *shoot from bazooka to mech*
Dan - hmmmm... OMGF *point on black pegasus*
Pegasus - its time for fireworks! *shoot from bazooka into mech core*
Dan - mech destroyed *come to Alicorn* ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ... WHO THE FUCK wewe ARE!!!!! ...
Alicorn - oh yes soo Im FireDash *point at pegasus* and this is Night Fire
Filly - come from building* its everythink ok brother
NightFire - yes everythink ok... Oh this is my sister TearDrop
TearDrop - ummm h-hello
Dan - ok... mech destroyyd so...
Purple gppony, pony - *Shoot Dan*
Dan - *doge bullets* woa!!!
Purple gppony, pony - Oh sorry I dont want shoot
Dan - *grab gun* who are you
Purple gppony, pony - Im Cheery *point at blue unicorn* this is Tulip
Dan - GREAT inayofuata CIVILIANS!!!
tulip - ummm hello?
Dan - hello hello...
Dimitri - woa soo many civilians here...
Dan - yup... wait... THEY DONT LIVE HERE
Jade - Zebras get theme here to have zaidi population
Dan - soo where wewe live?
Everypony - PONYVILLE!!!!
Dan - greate we going there...
Radio - GEA its commander... WAR IS END
Dan - GREAT NOW I DONT HAVE JOB
PinkiePie - Of Corse wewe have silly wewe WORKING IN SUGAR CUBE CORNER
Dan - oh greate
5 dakika later helicopter arrived
Dan - everypony get in... I need sleep uh *fall*
everypony look at shadow
Shadow - ... WHAT I DONT GET HIM
Jade - Rainbow...
RainbowDash - ok...
Jade nad RainbowDash grab dan and get to helicopter
Dan - mom i want sleep more...

To Be Continued...

Cherry

Dimitri

FireDash

Night Fire

Tear Drop

ummm... Yuri... lol...

Tulip

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SomeoneButNoone I move my lazy ass and make Dimitri and Yuri :P

hikari_hiwatari lolz cool! hey if you don't mind do you mind if i make a story kinda similar to yours? but my way so then it doesn't seem like copy writing and different

SomeoneButNoone hikari_hiwatari OF COURSE YOU CAN!!!!! Jordy_Dash Thanks and everypony going to waiting new part :P

hikari_hiwatari awesome!!

Seanthehedgehog amazing.

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google

I'M QUITTING EITHER, SHADIRBY!

added by xFluttershyx

Source: Rightful Owners.

Shining Armor

added by karinabrony

AWESOME gppony, pony PICS

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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My Little gppony, pony

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My Little gppony, pony

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME)

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My Little gppony, pony

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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME)

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Middle School part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Carl

After my first siku of school came the lowlife of my day. Coming home. My mom is dating this guy named Carl that does nothing but, watch TV au shout at someone. His dog Ditka, is very huge, and looks like he could bite your head off.

Rafe: *enters home*
Ditka: BARK!! *gets on Rafe*
Carl: Ditka, down!
Ditka: *goes away*
Carl: So how was your first siku of school?
Rafe: School was unbelieveable. I met this beautiful filly, and I pulled the moto alarm

Ok, I didn't tell him that I pulled the moto alarm, but he wouldn't care anyway.

Carl: Uh-huh. Did wewe sign up for football yet?
Rafe: Nah. *grabs pudding...

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The last solstice - Chapter 30: Fading light - Part 3

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 31: Fading light - Part 3

“I'll go see what happened!” Nocturnal Mirage alisema after the first explosion. “You stay here!”

Driven kwa a sudden, unexplainable urge, the cobalt stallion rushed outside the room, leaving Celestia behind. As soon as he opened the door he knew something was terribly wrong. Royal guards in heavy armors were running around the spacious hallway, their hooves clashing against the marble floor and the thick walls reverberating the sound of their steps. Higher ranking stallions were shouting commands randomly and most of the guards looked perplexed...

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raindrop dash rainbows sis

posted by savana89

i was in the woods Lost my wing hurt i couldnt fly out then i smelled something something odd very odd then i turnd aroud i saw that it was...A TIMBER mbwa mwitu then all of a sudden i saw a pony, but i wasnt any gppony, pony it was pricesess luna! she beat up those Mbwa mwitu loups like it was nothing she flew me back to ponyville's hospital a few weeks later i was as good as new i was walking in town when i bumpped in to pinky pie,"HI IM PINKY PIE,you can call me pinky au pie au pink au pp!!!!" "um ill call wewe pink" "ok um whats your name?" "oh well pinky-i mean pink call me raindrop dash" "oh your name is like my Marafiki but her name is upinde wa mvua daaaaasssshhhh(oh no got to tell dashy)"

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The Portrait

posted by silverandroid

"No,no,..NO." The white gppony, pony was trotting around her art studio."Uuuggg..." The Mares mane was silver and fill with pant."Why do I have to hide, I'm the only alicorn who is'nt a princess." The gppony, pony had a 1 set of wings and 1 horn. BING!
"One moment please." She used her magic to put on her smock, covering her wings."Hello,and wellcome to Silverstars' art boutique. "Hi, My name is Rainbowdash and i was wondering if wewe could make me a self portrait.." the blue gppony, pony had a upinde wa mvua main. "why Certainly... miss...miss.." She hadn't herd her name. "Rainbowdash."
"Okey-dokey sit down right there and smile!" Later after it was done... "thanks It is soooo actuate, Silverstar wewe are a rocking artist." upinde wa mvua alisema kindly. "no problem rainbow,... will wewe tell your friends... please im new here so that would be great."I sure will Silver!''