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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was at the airport about to make his way back to Canterlot when...

German pony23: *walks into airport*
Con: I'd like one ticket to Canterlot, Equestria.
german pony88: Sure.
German pony23: Con, come over here, quick!
Con: I have to go!
German pony88: But, your ticket!
Con: What is it?
German pony23: Fenix has gone missing, and his wife is beat up badly!
Con: Let's go then.

They arrived at Fenix's house

Con: Wait here, I'll be right back.
Roseluck: Con!
Con: Roseluck, what happened?
Roseluck: Some russians came here, and kidnapped Fenix, then brought his body back here.
Con: *spots body* There's a note.

He disagreed with something that ate him

Con: I think he's still breathing.
Roseluck: He's still alive? Oh thank celestia!
Con: I gotta go find those sick bastards that killed Fenix. Who was it?
Roseluck: Sanchez, and his ponies.
Con: Great, where are they now?

3 hours later at a bar near some water

Con: *rides mashua to bar*
Waiter: Hello sir, can I tie up your mashua for you?
Con: Sure. Is there somepony here named Rain Bouvier?
Waiter: Oh yeah, she's a blue pegasus with a upinde wa mvua mane. Can't be too hard to spot her.
Con: Right, thanks *walks into bar*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get wewe out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata siku at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The inayofuata day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. wewe think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* hujambo Ponch, wewe finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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Master Sword: There wewe are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together kwa love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, upendo would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's tafuta for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes wewe realize that everybody is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then wewe get on zaidi ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, wewe have to land in the same spot that wewe started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up zaidi ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have aliyopewa out some wise sayings to wewe people in the past. Hopefully they helped wewe all become zaidi of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give wewe all some wise sayings to help wewe out some more, as well as myself. Just to let wewe know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people wewe hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture wewe at any aliyopewa moment.

Treasure what wewe may be aliyopewa from people, be it object au affection. Neither lasts as long as wewe would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When wewe alisema abandoned warehouse, what did wewe mean kwa that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since wewe two are going to see it, wewe can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. wewe put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace kwa The Black Angels was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
papillon, kipepeo went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds inayofuata to each other.

Andrew: Did wewe ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he alisema he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear wewe two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I jiunge you?
Papillon: The zaidi the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let wewe know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are wewe sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are wewe talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, au in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything wewe do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, upinde wa mvua and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed kwa now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give wewe a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. wewe don't silly, wewe don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as wewe don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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