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The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the nyasi, nyasi kavu am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the gothic windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A meza, jedwali in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot ngome snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s so quiet in the room, that it’s annoying. The stallion paces around anxiously. He’s been here for two hours.

Maybe I should go home… the thought emerges in the stallion’s brain. It’s a tempting offer, yet he stays. Not just because Shining Armor asked him to be here 9 AM sharp. Not just because he figured it would be wise to do what the captain of the Royal Guard asks. But, the cobalt stallion knows he has to be here. Right here. Right now.

There’s no coincidence. Everything happens for a reason, he always reminds himself. Yet, his angst becomes zaidi overwhelming kwa every minute. It’s getting hotter in the room, as the Sun slowly makes its way to its zenith. The silence is maddening. The first drops of sweat appear on the stallion’s forehead. A secretary gppony, pony pokes her head out the door all of a sudden.

“Nocturnal Mirage?” she calls out.

The cobalt stallion winces kwa this unexpected sound. He nods his head.

“Captain Shining Armor is ready for wewe now.” the secretary chirps like a skylark.

The dark blue stallion trots into the office to face the Crystal Prince. Mirage greets him, the captain nods, and signals him to take a seat. Before the conversation starts, the white unicorn looks Mirage up and down.

Hmm, interesting color scheme… strange cutie mark too… Shining thinks. Green eyes, black mane and tail with dark purple layers, black feet and royal blue coat, a cutie mark of a vortex with an eye in the middle. That’s Mirage from the outside. His eye songesha about nervously as the Captain silently, but quite obviously measures him.

“So, you’re Nocturnal Mirage, huh? You’re not from around here, are you?” Shining eventually breaks the awkward silence.

“That is correct Sir. I come from Eastern Equestria.” Mirage majibu in a formal manner.

“I see. Well, I have your file here and it says a few interesting things, like your mother was a unicorn. And yet you’re an earth pony…” The Crystal Prince declares and points at a pile of paper on his desk.

“Yes Sir. But with all due respect... if my family is not part of the reason of me being here, I rather wish not to talk about it… Sir.” the royal blue gppony, pony stammers.

Shining pierces his eyes into Mirage’s, but he endures the glare.

“Okay, okay, take it easy! “Shining says, and extends his arms. “Now, let me cut to the case… As wewe may know, there’s been a massive changeling attack on our Western border in the hivi karibuni past. We have unveiled several changeling platoons, trying to blend in with the populists and infiltrate our country.”

“You’re probably asking what all this has to do anything with you?” The Captain continues after a short pause. “Our military is simply not enough to repel those bugs, so I am forming a squadron of Royal Guards to act as reinforcements at the border. But, this creates a great shortage of Royal Guard material here, so I’ve decided to recruit from the civil sector.”

“I understand, Sir. But let me state, that I’m not a typical fighter.” Mirage throws in quickly.

“Yes, I know. “Shining nods.” wewe are needed in Canterlot. With many of the Royal Guards serving at the outposts, there are not enough ponies to attend the needs of the Princesses. Now… your file indicates that wewe like the slow life nowadays. wewe try to avoid confrontation kwa any means, but wewe can fight if needed. Four years at the Crystal Army… Under General Deadlock… Uh, he’s tough, I’ve heard of him... Impressive. Being a night time guard at the Crystalline Embassy seems pretty boring after all of this.”

“I’ve managed to stop seven robberies in three years, Sir. I had my fun.” Mirage remarks quietly.

“Indeed wewe have. That is why I would like to recruit wewe to the strength of the Royal Guard on a temporary basis. Of course, wewe will not be alone; there are many new promising recruits, such as yourself.” Shining requests.

“I’ll do it, Sir.” the cobalt earth gppony, pony majibu without hesitation. “The needs of Equestria come first.”

“Excellent. That’s the spirit!” the Captain smiles. “Now, here’s your contract, if wewe could just sign right there…”

Mirage signs the paper, holding a quill in his mouth.

“Congratulations! wewe are now officially in the employment of the country. Your payment is doubled during the time of your service. You’ll start tomorrow. Be here precisely at 7 AM. You’re dismissed!” Shining Armor instructs.

“Understood.” Mirage salutes and trots out of the office.

The white unicorn idles in front of his dawati for a couple of minutes. He winces, when a cyan blue magic aura opens the door.

“Your Majesty!” Shining bows before the alicorn.

“Shining Armor! There’s no need for that, my friend.” The Princess of the Night says on a soft voice.

“What is the meaning of your pleasant visit, your Highness?”

“I have come to ask wewe about the new recruits. The situation is dire up there… she’s having another bad day… I cannot endure it… Have wewe found somepony worthy?” Luna inquires.

“Yes, I understand the situation completely.” A wide grin expands on Shining’s face. “But, as a matter of fact, I think I have found somepony. My sense is telling me that he is the stallion for the job... He’s precise, punctual, vigilant and tight-lipped. Plus he has minor military expertees to speak of. He’ll be here tomorrow morning; wewe may decide if he’s any good au not. Perhaps wewe could brief him yourself if you’d like, Princess.”

“But of course! Wouldn’t do otherwise. I’ll be here. Now, if you’d excuse me, I have a royal meeting in ten minutes… I hope you’re right about this one, Shining Armor. For the sake of all of us…” Luna majibu grimly and leaves the Captain’s office.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As wewe probably know, in Equestria there are zaidi mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
Octavia:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
upinde wa mvua Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet apple acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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posted by Canada24
*LATER THAT SAME DAY*

prime Twilight and prime upinde wa mvua Dash were shown chatting amongst each other in Twilight's liberary.

Suddenly there was a knock on the front door.

Prime Twilight opened it up, only to find a familiar, cute little pink mare.

Only, something wasn't right about her. For one of the few times in their friendship, Twilight saw cute little Pinkie, as very tense looking.

"Pinkie, what's wrong hun?" Twilight asked in concern.

"I think I'm finally losing my mind" prime Pinkie whimpered.

"What are wewe talking about?" prime Twilight asked in confusion.

"That!" prime Pinkie cried, pointing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The executioner was about to kill Robin kofia when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin kofia free now. au else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin kofia free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs inayofuata to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: wewe shall work with upinde wa mvua Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want wewe two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with wewe all the way.

So the two of us went toward a duka that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, wewe steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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Along the way to Twilight's library, I sing Silent Night in my head. Although krisimasi was several days ago, I still think about krisimasi stuff, sometimes it happens to me in February, even March. Soon we arrive at Twilight's library. Twilight is there with Rarity, and Fluttershy, waiting for us. Celestia must have told them we were coming. "Hi guys." Twilight says as we enter her library. "Hello." I simply say. While the others talk about our mission I think about Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. They're at Stalliongrad, fighting Blaze's side of Disci. I wonder how things are going for them,...
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So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect siku to post the makala I've been thinking about. Here I go.

I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee au Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to onyesha this.

I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope...
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Jeff was trotting to Sugarcube corner. He was going to make keki today. He didn't know why he was so exited about it though, he didn't even like cupcakes. Oh well, he'd probably fail at it anyway. He could just imagine all the icing all over the place with chunks of dough on the ceiling and all the ponies running and screaming and begging for their life when he cut their necks....This was still about baking, right? He assumed yes. "They all Go to sleep one day." He said. When he got to the bakery a pink blur pounced on him.

"Hi Jeffery!" alisema Pinkie.

"How do wewe know my full name?" Jeff asked....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The stolen Buick
The stolen Buick
It was a peaceful siku in Gran Turismo, until a stolen Buick raced down Main Street, entering Gran Turismo from Canterlot.

Song (Start at 1:39): link

Episode 9: Detectives

Special Guest Stars

Blue Fedora & Aqua Marine from AquaMarine6663
 Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick
Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick

 Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege
Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege


Tim: *Driving the M4 police car*
Julia: GT24, in pursuit of the stolen Buick. He's out of CHP's jurisdiction. Continuing pursuit southbound on Main Street.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: *With Red in their Caprice*
Dispatch: Attention all units, 24 has continued the pursuit with...
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1. Fluttershy

i upendo her but i hate/dislike it when people always scream about her cuteness and get 2 over reacted about her cuteness. they even say she's the "cutest in the world" no she's not! seems like those people dont watch Mlp that much and dont know the ponies!!!!! THERES zaidi CUTE PONIES THAN JUST HER!!! Sweetie Belle is cute and she's 1 of the main characters! SHES EVEN CUTER THAN FLUTTERSHY!! sorry i know its a opinion but i dont like opinions sometimes.



2. the Pie sisters


i upendo them!! Pinkie is cheerful and the main pony, Maud Pie does not onyesha that much emotion but is epic, Marble...
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