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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do wewe see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. zaidi serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a gppony, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con, get out of there!
P: No! I think he's onto something!
Con: P's right. I am getting out of here, kwa stealing one of their jets.
P: As long as wewe escape, do it.
Con: *steals jet fighter*
Mexicans: NO!
Snails: Enviar otro combate después de él!
Mexican pilots: Estamos en ello!
Con: Con to C.I.E HQ, I got rid of the explosive weapons, and I'm now reporting back to base.
mexican pony32: *chokes Con* I was here the entire time!
Mexican pilot: *shoots Con's plane*
Con: *gets under other fighter*
Mexican pilot: He went under!
2nd pilot: Dropping bombs
Con: *hits eject button*
Mexican pony32: *flies into enemy plane*
Con: Welp, those three are dead!

The 12th Con Mane story is..

Tomorrow Always dies.

Starring

Doughnut Joe....................Con Mane
Snails................................Himself
Steve Jobs........................Himself
upinde wa mvua Dash...................Rain Bouvier
Fenix Lighter.....................Himself
Pinkie Pie..........................P
Spike.................................S
Lyra Heartstrings...............Miss. Moneybit
Caramel............................Popeye
Japanese ponies...............Good guys
Germans...........................Good guys
South Koreans..................Good guys
Mexicans...........................Bad guys
North Koreans...................Bad guys

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Flim
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Meuzda
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would wewe want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that wewe call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are wewe so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This siku is going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
My Little gppony, pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
My Little gppony, pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do wewe know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...
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There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the upinde wa mvua department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated upinde wa mvua pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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posted by clancker1223
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once wewe get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into upinde wa mvua philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, wewe ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the upinde wa mvua Factory, where your fears and horrors...
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A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one zaidi ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful siku and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the siku of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and siku celebration,because the sun and the moon in that siku maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's moyo in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...
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