My Little Poney Article: upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A Crossover part 4

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upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A Crossover part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at Sweet apple Acres

RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: *wakes up* hujambo Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: upinde wa mvua Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get wewe free *unties upinde wa mvua Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are wewe doing?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank wewe Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies*

Meanwhile...

RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: So they're at Sweet apple Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do wewe want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your Marafiki after we get back.

Then suddenly zaidi bullets hit the ukuta near Twilight, and Spike.

RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who alisema we were done here?

Still. Could be worse

Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: wewe are in a military air space, wewe must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.

Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.

Rarity: If wewe didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With upinde wa mvua Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, wewe two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape

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Con Mane: Dead Another siku Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a beach, pwani was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a gppony, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued inayofuata to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...

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Luna Dances To Sympathy For The Devil

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Ponies On The Rails episode 23 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the work siku was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.

Gordon: wewe got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this tarehe to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand wewe french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing inayofuata to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*

Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss,...

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Blazin' Blue Joins The PNN (Ponyville News Network)

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a gppony, pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.

Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.

It's a normal day, and Blazin' is out on a walk with Fluttershy and Princess Luna to get Luna to be zaidi used to the daytime. During the walk, he steps past a drawing that looks nothing like a gppony, pony would make...

Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd wewe stop?

Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*

Luna: That looks cool. Did wewe draw that? This gppony, pony looks cute. Does she exist?

Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!

Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!

Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like...

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Strike Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The striking workers were determined to keep the plant closed. They secured a steam-powered river launch and several rowboats to patrol the Monongahela River, which ran alongside the plant. Stallions also divided themselves into units along military lines. Picket lines were thrown up around the plant and the town, and 24-hour shifts established. Ferries and trains were watched. Strangers were challenged to give explanations for their presence in town; if one was not forthcoming, they were escorted outside the city limits.

Telegraph communications with AA ponies in other cities were established...

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my little gppony, gppony, pony meets warriors book 1: the warp

posted by awsomebrony

Chapter 1- The moon was full and was high above the sky. There was a rustling in the bushes behind Peppy. Peppy was a cat with black fur, manyoya and a white belly. His eyes are a bright green. Three Cats appeared from the bushes. One was all white with blue eyes, and her name was Snow . The sekunde was gray with black stripes on the back, his name was Midnight. The last one is a cat with blue fur, manyoya and blue eyes. Her name was Rain. All three approached Peppy in silence. The silence was broken kwa another cat. His name was Leopard.

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Quantum Of Solace Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Mr. Black went to see P

Con: This is the gppony, pony that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look wewe guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all wewe have to say, we're going to take wewe to Canterlot with us.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con,...

Non-Compete Clause....

posted by TimberHumphrey

one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, wewe could futa the episode from the ujumla, jumla canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing zaidi than a waste of time and space.

Warbonnet Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Saten drove a brand new Dodge Dart to the bar, with Brett riding shotgun.

Saten: Here we are. *Gets out, and walks to the bar*
Brett: *Follows Saten*
Tareq: *Sitting with Greg*
Saten: *Enters the bar* Fellas, our new gppony, pony is here.
Brett: *Waves* Hello.
Ponies: Hi Brett.
Greg: Take a kiti, kiti cha with us buddy.
Saten & Brett: *Sit inayofuata to Greg*
Bartender: I'll get wewe your usual Saten, but what would wewe like Brett?
Brett: wewe got any soda? I'm not really into alcohol.
Bartender: How about a root beer? It's like regular beer, but better.
Brett: *Chuckles* One root bia then.
Bartender: I like your...

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Gran Turismo Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the station at the end of the day.

Mercedes: *Passing Tim, and Julia on her way home* Hi Tim, Julia.
Tim: Hello Mercedes.
Julia: Have a good night.
Mercedes: I will, thanks.
Toby: *Walking towards them*
Tim: hujambo Toby.
Toby: Tim? Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Toby: The Captain wants to see you.
Tim: What's it about?
Julia: We'll see.

When they saw Captain Jefferson in his office, he seemed unhappy.

Tim: *Closes the door* Everything okay Captain?
Captain Jefferson: It's in the middle today. I'm thinking about that one gppony, pony who robbed the bank today. wewe alisema wewe were going to find him, but...