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 Pete's boss, Kevin
Pete's boss, Kevin
The inayofuata morning, Hawkeye, and Gordon went to the station early, to hear zaidi of Pete's story.

Pete: Alright, where was I? Oh yesh. It was 1935, five days before Hearts and Hooves day, when my boss told wanted me to do something no engineer could do before.

February 9, 1935

Pete: Uh, Kevin? I mean sir? What is my consist for today?
Kevin: wewe are to get a train that is 90,000 pounds worth of oil up Sherman Hill, with a 9000 class engine.
Pete: Sir, the rails are slippery. I can't get a 90,000 pound train up there.
Kevin: Yeah, well some ponies alisema I couldn't wear sunglasses during a snowstorm, but here I am.
Pete: Why are wewe wearing sunglas-
Kevin: Don't wewe swali me! I have a horn, and wings!!
Pete: Yeah, I can see that. *goes to servicing facility*

As I got to the facility, I had to look for No. 9011. That was the engine I would use to get my train up the hill, but it wasn't there.

During the mid thirties, when Percy was a colt, his father worked on the line. Percy wouldn't start working for the Union Pacific until 1943, while Jeff started in '45.

Hawkeye: What was Percy's dad's name?
Pete: It was Danny, but he liked being called Dan. If wewe called him Danny, he would be very mad. He has, tourettes.

Pete: Mornin' Danny.
Dan: Faggot!
Pete: Great to see wewe too.
Dan: I'd like to see wewe walk a mile, in my shit!
Pete: I'd definetely like to do that.
U.P engineer: *brings engine to servicing facility*
Pete: *sees number* 9011. That's my locomotive.
Dan: *servicing engine* Tonight, on unsolved mysteries! Find out who gives a shit about Bigfoot!
Pete: *rolls eyes*
Dan: UPDATE!! Apparently no one gives a shit about him, so fuck it. *oils drive rods*
Pete: wewe know a lot
Dan: UPDATE!! Last night, somepony aliiba $50 from my home. It was either Pete Reimer, au Princess Luna!
Pete: She's in the moon, and doesn't come back for another 80 years au so!
Dan: Fuck you! Drive your engine, it's finished.

So I did. After dealing with the "Tourettes pony" I went to the yard to pick up my train. It was sixty tank cars, and a caboose.

Pete: *couples engine to train*
U.P. Conductor: *doing hoof signals*
Pete: He wants me to put the brakes on *does hoof signal, and puts on brakes*
Kevin: *climbs into cab*
Pete: Sir, what are wewe doing?
Kevin: I'm going to create history. I found out you're going to be the very first engineer to get a 90,000 pound train up Sherman hill.
Pete: Yeah I wonder why.
Kevin: The signal is green. Time to go.
Pete: Yup. Here we go *blows whistle*

The rails were slippery, but we didn't have any wheel spin when we left the yard. However, I was a little worried for when we would get to Sherman Hill

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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.

"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." alisema Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."

The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."

Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"

"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.

"I'd appreciate it if wewe didn't say that word ever again."...
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