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posted by ppgFireball
Twilight: Spike, take a note please.
Spike: -takes out paper and a quill-
Twilight: dear Princess Celestia, i'm here to ripoti that we are stranded on a deserted, unknown island due to a plane crash. could wewe please send help? Your faithful studdent, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: -blows note to Celestia's castle-
1 dakika later....
Spike: -burps up a note from Celestia- Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, we are sending help right now. just stay calm and stay with your friends.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wait wait wait wait wait. how long until help arrives.
Spike: hmm...about.....1 month.
upinde wa mvua Dash: .............FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Twilight: don't worry everypony, we have each other. the bad thing is, we don't have sweets.
Pinkie Pie: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Twilight: sorry Pinkie. Pinkie? where'd she go?
apple Jack: up there! -points to a mountain-
Rarity: Pinkamena Diane Pie, wewe get down from there this instant!
Pinkie Pie: funny, wewe sound just like my mom! -laughs and then gets serious- but no! i don't wanna live in a world without chokoleti cake....or chocolate!!!
Twilight: don't do this! suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem. there's much-
Pinkie Pie: I DON'T GIVE A S**T!! -jumps off mountain and crashes into the ground very violently-
Respond in 3....2....1.
Pinkie Pie: -is alive and conscious- -growls in anger- MOTHERF**K!!!
Twilight: see, i told wewe it was useless.
Rarity: Pinkie Pie is right Twilight, how am i supposed to survive with all this filth? i mean seriously, i might die here! what will happen to my beauty?! i think i'm gonna...i think i'm gonna...-faints-
upinde wa mvua Dash: ehh...she'll be fine.
Fluttershy: at least the island is full of cute little animals. :) -pets a bunny- speaking of animals, what are my poor pets going to back at home? they're going to starve to death! -cries-
apple Jack: -pats Fluttershy's back- don't worry sugar cube, i bet you're pets are doin' fine. -eyes grow wide- and what about my farm and family?! apple Bloom will be heartbroken when she figures her inayopendelewa sister is missing?!
Rarity: -is awake- and Sweetie Belle! even though she causes trouble and all but....OH MY SWEET LITTLE SISTER!!! -cries-
Twilight: girls, don't worry! Princess Celestia sent help!
upinde wa mvua Dash: -zooms down to her- so?! what if there is no help! what if they drowned?! what if we're here for the rest of our lives?!
Twilight: -is feeling sad and whispers to herself- what if there isn't?
upinde wa mvua Dash: for the last time Pinkie! there is no chocolate!
Pinkie Pie: ......FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- -acts like the angry German kid-

To be continued.....
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let wewe know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are wewe sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are wewe talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, au in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything wewe do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, upinde wa mvua and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed kwa now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give wewe a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. wewe don't silly, wewe don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as wewe don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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posted by alinah_09
Pain...Regret...Doubt...

A mwezi has passed since Heave Ho has been charged in the hospital with having a coma after that certain incident,and i grieved in all those times. Its actually suitable for the likes of the gppony, pony who risked the life of his own dear brother,and now he has not even woken up yet. So to atone,i gave up on my ridiculous fantasy,after all,it was for the best. Besides,it is completely impossible for a mere earthpony like me to get up in the sky realm on my own,it was simply delusional. All those ponies were right,this stupidity is as unreachable as the sky is for me,and that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.

Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If wewe want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet wewe they're doing great. kwa now, they probably have all...
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