My Little Poney Article: Octavia Unchained part 8

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Octavia Unchained, the KKK were complaining about what they wore, but now....

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!
Octavia: *goes inayofuata to Dexter* Oh great. The bloody KKK. *grabs gun*
KKK Ponies: *riding towards house*
Dexter: They're on humans too!
Octavia: Not all of them *shoots pony*
KKK gppony, pony 5: Our leader is dead!
Dexter: *kills KKK gppony, pony 5*
KKK gppony, pony 2: I still can't fucking see!!
KKK gppony, pony 1: RAID!! WE JUST WENT OVER THIS, AND IT'S A RAID!!!
Octavia: *kills zaidi KKK Ponies*
KKK gppony, pony 2: Are we the only one's left?
KKK gppony, pony 1: I don't know! Let's just get out of here!

They turn around.

Dexter: *Reloading* Get them.
Octavia: I can't, I'm reloading too.
Dexter: They got away. We'll have to follow them.

So they did.

On a kilima not far away from a house

KKK gppony, pony 1: *smoking with KKK gppony, pony 2*
Dexter: wewe got 'em?
Octavia: Yeah, I just need to aim the shot.
Dexter: Here, give me that gun.
Octavia: Are wewe mad?
Dexter: No, I ain't mad. The wind is making things difficult, ain't it?
Octavia: Yeah.
Dexter: Well, since it's not going that fast, it won't mess with your shot. But if it were to be going 8 miles an hour, au something drastic like that, then wewe would have to improvise. Now, quit being a pussy, and shoot those ponies.
Octavia: *takes gun*
KKK Ponies: Hey. Isn't that Octavia?
Octavia: *kills KKK gppony, pony 1*
KKK gppony, pony 2: *running towards house*
Octavia: *kills KKK gppony, pony 2*
Dexter: Nice.

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karinabrony Cool!

Seanthehedgehog Thanks. However, I thought the previous part was better, with the KKK ponies arguing about the masks.

Warbonnet Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Saten: *Enjoying muziki on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how wewe enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...

Warbonnet Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did wewe know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask wewe to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are wewe ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*

They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do wewe know why our freight engines are painted...

Warbonnet Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that gppony, pony with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, wewe made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...

Rarity

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Source: mauro mi

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upendo and the Like

posted by mariofan14

What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, au is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is au should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

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Stop Motion Master Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to onyesha wewe what I'm about to do. I'd onyesha wewe some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless wewe want two pictures in your video, it's zaidi complicated...

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butterfly, kipepeo Effect - Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. fox, mbweha used poison. But sekunde coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on meza, jedwali and points on apple pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can wewe be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the apple pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While sekunde part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster au something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car inayofuata to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased kwa 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting inayofuata to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get wewe out!...

Gran Turismo Episode 5 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

inayofuata siku at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....

CHiPs 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. wewe think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* hujambo Ponch, wewe finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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On The Block Episode 26 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then wewe get on zaidi ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, wewe have to land in the same spot that wewe started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up zaidi ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

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Wise sayings

posted by mariofan14

I have aliyopewa out some wise sayings to wewe people in the past. Hopefully they helped wewe all become zaidi of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give wewe all some wise sayings to help wewe out some more, as well as myself. Just to let wewe know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people wewe hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture wewe at any aliyopewa moment.

Treasure what wewe may be aliyopewa from people, be it object au affection. Neither lasts as long as wewe would think it...

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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On The Block Episode 23 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When wewe alisema abandoned warehouse, what did wewe mean kwa that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since wewe two are going to see it, wewe can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. wewe put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...