My Little Poney Article: Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

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posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
upinde wa mvua Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that wewe call"pony friends"
upinde wa mvua Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
upinde wa mvua Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are wewe so...um..grey?
upinde wa mvua Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
upinde wa mvua Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes apple Jack*
apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't worry.I will put a protective spell.*puts magic*

upinde wa mvua Dash:I got apple Jack.
Trixie:Very well.Let's onyesha it to the great master.
apple Jack:But if wewe are not the master,then who is?
Pinkie Pie:I am.
apple Jack:But I don't understad.How did it happened?
Trixie:Well,she had zaidi good plans and she was zaidi evil.So I made her the great master.
Pinkie Pie:And if wewe apple Jack don't stop making questions,I will make wewe Shut Up!
apple Jack:Yajnks.Rainbow,come on.You represent the spirit of loyalty.You got to find something.*hugs*
Rainbow:*turning good*I'll do like I will turn wewe to evil,but I will paint my self and wewe with grey paint.We will help them,and our Marafiki too.
apple Jack:Ok.
upinde wa mvua Dash:Master,can I turn her to evil?
Pinkie Pie:Of course.Good luck.
upinde wa mvua Dash:*winks to apple Jack*

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The Racer part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen kwa Braeburn

Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn

Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no wewe don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are wewe kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 1 - Game On

posted by NeonInfernoLord

Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to songesha but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh wewe from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this gppony, pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are wewe doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did wewe do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: wewe sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...

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Dirty Harry Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: wewe see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do wewe think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, wewe there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a ripoti of a gppony, pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...

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Pipsqueak and Luna: A Time Together pt. 1

posted by mariofan14

*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the sekunde story of cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that wewe will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny siku in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, au just relaxing their siku away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other zaidi often....

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case wewe are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a mitaani, mtaa to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a gppony, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the gppony, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the machungwa, chungwa stallion asked. "Our inayofuata target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

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Discord is Back part 13......A kiss is the cure

posted by applejackrocks

Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are wewe waiting for? Stab me if wewe can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are wewe doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, wewe are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...

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raindrop dash prt2

posted by savana89

"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Marafiki but i forgive wewe now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed wewe to do wewe need any help dashy"
"ya can wewe um(looks aroud) can wewe clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back wewe must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE wewe SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"

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Discord is back part 4........Continuing with Partners

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are wewe okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do wewe have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do wewe need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he alisema he was. Later, Score introduced her Marafiki to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...

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My thoughts about the toys.

posted by Alue26

Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, uandishi another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made kwa Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This onyesha was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

Radiance

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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Ponies On The Rails episode 23 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful siku in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have wewe done?
Pete: You're...

upinde wa mvua Choosing

added by ChibiEmmy

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 2

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if wewe want,I can give wewe a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what wewe are passing!Do wewe have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as wewe want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...

Hunter & SteamPony Play: Lionel Train Town Deluxe

added by Seanthehedgehog

An assassin and a gaming gppony, pony play something about trains.

video

my

magic

friendship

my little gppony, pony

friendship is magic

My Little Poney

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 7

posted by Canada24

After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal moyo to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are wewe friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...

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butterfly, kipepeo Effect - Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

-Fluttershy house-

Slash - *burst doors open and see Fluttershy hanging while somepony in fox, mbweha Mask is trying to kill RD with a knife*
Fox - Huh!
Slash - *pushes him off RD* You're Ok?
RD - Y-yeah.
Slash - *runs on juu of the house with Fox* Stop here!
Fox - Well Well Well. The player has appears.
Slash - ... I found wewe *takes out knife*
Fox - Hm? Maybe wewe want to-
Slash - Ace I know it's you.
Fox - What the fu- how!
Slash - wewe always dissapierd before attack. Suddenly assuming alot of stuff. You're not that type of guy.
Ace - Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA... Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! *takes mask off*
Slash - It's the...

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The Heist : Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - wewe may think how selfish and cold gppony, pony like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want wewe guys to do anything wewe want just get her salama to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank inayofuata doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. zaidi info when wewe get to...