My Little Poney Article: Games Ponies Play: Episode 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ten Cents

Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are wewe doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are wewe at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel kwa the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? wewe must be poor if all wewe have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do wewe have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't wewe dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* wewe just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*

Players are voting to kick wewe out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, au wewe will be kicked.

10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: wewe insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: wewe alisema I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. wewe alisema the job I had was gay, and all I alisema was "At least I have a job." I never alisema wewe did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.

Later, in another part of Los Santos

Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an saa in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.

bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game

bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: wewe just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run wewe over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do wewe have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for bitch

$Money$ has joined the game

$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What wewe talkin' bout?
bdp: wewe alisema the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell wewe on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*

Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game

10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to ripoti somepony.
bdp: I'm going to ripoti wewe for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*

bdp has been kicked from the game

10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.

The End

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Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
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Railroad gppony, pony 39: wewe guys are right on time. Nice work.
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Railroad gppony, pony 39: Sure.
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Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

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Golfing

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Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

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Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm zaidi used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
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Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
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Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
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Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
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Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
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I don't like her.

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Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
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Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
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Sam's car

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Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

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