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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The siku is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when wewe need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would wewe gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On juu of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do wewe hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian gppony, pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians: *Do not notice Con*
Con: *gets off truck*
Russians: Pogo, come check the weapons.
Pogo: I will be right there.
Con: *Throws grenade at Pogo*
Russians: Grenade, run!

The grenade explodes, and all the russians in the room die.

Con: *Running upstairs*
Yolo: Take care of the mare. I'll deal with the intruder. *Runs away*
Russian Captain: *Slaps Lola* I'm going to have fun with you. *Slaps Lola again* What is happening in the parking lot on the other side of this building? *Slaps Lola* Why are wewe not answering my question? *Slaps Lola* How come this is ending up to be like The Last Crusade? *About to slap Lola*
Lola: *Grabs captain* Because wewe keep slapping me, and asking me questions.

Yolo: Mr. Mane! Come out here.
Con: *attacks Yolo*
Yolo: Ah *falls on floor*
Con: *hits Yolo*
Yolo: *Grabs gun*
Con: *Moves out of way*
Yolo: *Shoots explosives*
Con: *Kicks Yolo*
Yolo: *falls*

The explosion caused kwa Yolo caused another explosion towards the room that Lola, and the russian captain were in.

Russian Captain: *Mesmerized kwa explosion*
Lola: *knocks out russian captain*
Yolo: *Climbing up ladder*
Con: *Shoots ladder*
Yolo: *falls again*
Con: *jumps down*
Yolo: wewe can't win. Think about Lola.
Con: *kicks Yolo* wewe stay here. *runs away*
Lola: *hiding in room*

The moto caused kwa the explosions scared Lola, and she was too worried to leave the corner that she was hiding in.

Con: *Arrives* Don't worry. I'm here.
Lola: *Hugging Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
wewe may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right inayofuata to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over kwa the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
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