Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven kwa Mr. Black's goons were following Con.
Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Sitting inayofuata to Dutch gppony, pony 13*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch gppony, pony 35: *Sitting inayofuata to Dutch gppony, pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Follows Dutch gppony, pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Shoots window*
Con: *Spinning out*
Truck driver: *honks horn*
Con: *Regains control*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Following Con*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Following Con*
Con: *Passes truck*
Truck: *Hits Dutch gppony, pony 46*
Con: *Turns right*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Follows Con*
Con: *Passes police officer*
Cop: Attention all units. Two cars just passed kwa going over the limit. One of them was a white Aston Maretin.
Con: *Passes intersection*
bila mpangilio pony: *Driving steamroller*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Floors it*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Hits dutch gppony, pony 13*
Con: *Looks at damaged car*
Con made it to the hideout, but his car was seriously damaged.
Con: *Gets out of car*
Mr. Black: *In trunk*
Con: *Opens trunk*
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Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present
A Con Mane story
Quantum Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Sea Swirl as Lola
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit
Henry as Mr. Foust
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Zorran as Frank
Zebedee as Yolo
Zak as Pogo
Zip as David
Zug as Max
Disneyfan333's OC
Daredevil as Mr. Black
Cars provided kwa
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Aston Maretin - Aston Martin
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Fillys - Willys
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Meuzda - Mazda
Enjoy the rest of the song
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P
Con: This is the gppony, pony that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look wewe guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all wewe have to say, we're going to take wewe to Canterlot with us.
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con, after him. Make sure he's brought back to me alive.
Con: *Runs after Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Running in sewer*
Con: *Follows Mr. Black*
Dutch gppony, pony 75: *Gets in Con's way*
Con: *Shoots Dutch gppony, pony 75*
Mr. Black: *Climbs up ladder*
At the juu of the ladder
Fancy Ponies: *eating lunch at a luxury diner*
Mr. Black: *Opens manhole at juu of ladder*
Fancy Ponies: Oh! *Move out of way*
Mr. Black: Continue on with your chajio, chakula cha jioni *Runs away*
Con: *Comes out of hole*
Mr: Black: *Runs in kengele tower*
Con: *Goes in kengele tower*
As they ran to the top, some dutch ponies on the rooftops tried to shoot Con through the windows of the kengele tower
Con: *Shoots dutch ponies*
Mr. Black: *Gets to top*
Con: *Gets to top* Wait. Where did he go? *Looking around*
The kengele starts to ring.
Con: *Continues looking*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Grabs Mr. Black, and jumps onto glassroof*
They fell through, and Con dropped his gun
Mr. Black: *On working platform*
Con: *Pulls rope*
Mr. Black: *Falls*
Con: *Jumps down*
Mr. Black: *grabs pipe*
Con: *Kicks Mr. Black
Mr. Black: *Swings pipe*
Con: *Ducks*
Mr. Black: *Swings again*
Con: *Takes pipe*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Hits Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Goes for gun*
Con: *Breaks Mr. Black's neck*
P was calling Con on his phone
Con: *Answers call*
P: wewe had to kill him. wewe couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well wewe better if wewe want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a gppony, pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?
Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.
Con: *In backstage area*
P: wewe know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch gppony, pony 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*
In the opera house
Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the onyesha gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.
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Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims bunduki at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: wewe bastard, we won't fail. David, what do wewe think?
Con: I think wewe need to find a zaidi private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? wewe alisema this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the gppony, pony that just alisema that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are wewe sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't swali me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch gppony, pony 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: wewe missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch gppony, pony 109*
Dutch gppony, pony 109: *Shoots rocket*
The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.
Con: *Running to juu of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: *Lowering rope*
Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.
Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch gppony, pony 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch gppony, pony 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch gppony, pony 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch gppony, pony 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch gppony, pony 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch gppony, pony 356*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch gppony, pony 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*
The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.
Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.
Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are wewe 0007?
Con: Yes. And wewe are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do wewe need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*
at C.I.E headquarters
P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! wewe weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T wewe HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.
Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con
Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are wewe going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: wewe did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five nyota hotel, right?
Lola: How would wewe settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.
At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.
P: Moneybit, I'll have wewe disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When wewe get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all wewe need.
inayofuata morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.
Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell wewe a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how wewe could take somepony from one place to another. My mother alisema when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here wewe are wewe too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, wewe are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take wewe back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are wewe anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know wewe could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
bila mpangilio pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't wewe say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.
And so, Con called an ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.
When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.
Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.
Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where wewe were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied wewe to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* wewe didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries wewe told me to get.
Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.
Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
dawati Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
dawati Clerk: Alright, thank wewe for staying with us. We hope wewe come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
dawati Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least alisema thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits inayofuata to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank wewe for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do wewe do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do wewe like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did wewe stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's wewe drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do wewe have to say about it?
Police Pony: wewe are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: wewe alisema we'd go to the airport.
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and kwa the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.
Con: *Stops car inayofuata to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help wewe with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?
Ten dakika later
Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did wewe give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted wewe at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*
Lola: *Looks at ground*
Con: What are those down there?
Lola: Sinkholes.
Con: What did Frank want before he died?
Lola: He wanted to take as much oil as possible, and store it all in Stalliongrad.
Con: Now that he's dead, who's taking his place?
Lola: Yolo.
Con: Yolo?
Lola: Yolo is Frank's sekunde in command. Since Frank is dead, Yolo is now in charge of everything.
Soon, bullets went through the ceiling of the plane.
Lola: What was that?
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Flying fighter plane*
Con: Hang on. *gaining altitude*
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Turns around, and shoots engine*
Con: One of the engines are on fire!
Dutch gppony, pony 53: Target has one of two engines on fire.
Russian gppony, pony 169: *Flying helicopter* Copy that. Go back, and hakikisha the kill.
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Flying behind Con*
Lola: *Looking out window* I think we Lost him.
Con: Good.
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Shoots near Lola*
Con: *grabs parachute* Take this! *Throws parachute*
Lola: *Catches parachute*
Con: *Flying above Dutch Pony*
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Going faster*
Con: *Slightly losing altitude*
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Gets above Con* Haha! *Flying towards mountain* AAHH!! *Crashes*
Con: *Notices plane is breaking down* Come on! *Flying up*
Con ran out of the pilot's seat, and towards Lola.
Lola: *Jumps out of plane*
Con: *Jumps out of plane*
The plane explodes
Con: *Holding on to Lola*
Lola: *About to deploy parachute*
Con: *Loses grip*
Lola: *Heading away from Con*
Con: *Goes towards Lola*
Lola: *Grabs Con*
Con: *Holding Lola*
Lola: *Deploys parachute*
They both fell in a sinkhole.
Con, and Lola survived the fall, but the helicopter found them.
Con: This way. *Runs away from helicopter*
Russians: *Jump into sinkhole*
Con: Come on!
Lola: *Following Con*
Russians: *Shooting at Lola*
Con: Get down *Hiding under rock*
Lola: *Hiding under rock*
Russians: *Go past*
Con: Stay here *Gets out from under rock*
Lola: *stays under rock*
Con: *K.O's russian soldier*
Two russian Soldiers: *Aiming guns at Con*
Con: *Shoots russian soldiers*
Lola: *Waiting under rock*
Con: Come on, it's safe.
Lola: *gets out from under rock*
The helicopter pilot was aiming rockets at them
Con: Take cover.
Helicopter Pilot: *Shoots rocket*
Lola: *Gets down*
Helicopter Pilot: *shoots another rocket*
Con: *Sees RPG* Hmm. Look what was left behind. *Runs toward rocket*
Helicopter Pilot: *Shooting machine gun*
Con: *Makes it to RPG*
Lola: Be careful!
Con: *Shoots rocket at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *gets hit, and loses altitude*
Lola: *Looks at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *Crashes*
Con: *walks to Lola* Everything is okay now.
Lola: *Shivering*
Con: You're freezing. Take my jacket. *Gives koti, jacket to Lola*
Lola: *Puts on jacket*
Con: We got to find a way out of here. *walks towards pile of rocks*
Lola: We have to climb those rocks?
Con: Yeah. *Climbs up rocks*
Lola: *Climbs up rocks*
Con: It's funny. I remember being here before, but there was never a pile of rocks, and this was a river bed. *Gets to juu of rocks*
Lola: *Climbing up*
Con: *sees lots of water* That explains it.
Lola: *Makes it to top* What does?
Con: This huge pile of water being blocked off kwa these rocks. Yolo isn't after the oil. He's after the water, preventing anypony from having it.
Con was right. In a small town near the sinkhole, everypony was complaining about the water. Why? Because there wasn't any.
After escaping the sinkhole, Con, and Lola walked towards another town. It was a very long walk, and when they got there, they just took a car, and drove all the way back to the airport.
Con: *Driving car*
Lola: *Looks at bag inayofuata to her* hujambo Con?
Con: Yeah?
Lola: Look at what we have here. *Opens bag*
Con: What is it?
Lola: .... I don't believe it. We're rich! Con, we have over fifty grand in here, au at least I think it's fifty grand. What currency do they use in Australia?
Con: The australian dollar. Each dollar is worth eighty seven cents.
Lola: Oh.
Con: But we've got $43,500.
Lola: That's good.
Soon, they arrived at the airport.
Con: *Parks car*
Lola: *Carrying bag with money*
Con: Stalliongrad, here we come.
But suddenly, a searchlight shone on them, and armored trucks came into the parking lot.
Lola: Who are these ponies?
Con: *Looks at truck* M.I.3.
Fenix: Con?
Con: Fenix? What's going on?
Fenix: Your boss wants me to send wewe back to Canterlot.
Con: Is he here now?
Fenix: No, but he's on my phone.
P: Let me speak to him.
Fenix: Yes sir. *Gives phone to Con* For you.
Con: *Takes phone*
P: Listen to me 0007! If wewe don't go back with these guys, they have orders to kill you. Think about what you're doing.
Con: I know what I'm doing. wewe don't, because you're preventing me from doing what I'm supposed to do.
P: Goddamnit! wewe listen to me-
Con: Hey! Remember when wewe told me not to kill anypony, but I told wewe that I could care less.
P: Yeah, what about that?
Con: I don't care about what wewe have to tell me. I'm going to Stalliongrad, and I'm going to stop Yolo. *Hangs up*
Fenix: So you're not going, huh?
Con: Fenix, we have fifty thousand australian dollars in here if wewe guys give us a ride to Stalliongrad. I'll help wewe stop Yolo, and I'll let wewe do whatever wewe want with him.
Fenix: It's a deal. Okay everypony, change of plans. We're taking Con to Stalliongrad with us. We'll mgawanyiko, baidisha the money evenly amongst ourselves along the way.
M.I.3 agents: Yes sir.
And in Canterlot
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have some bad news.
P: Great, as if things couldn't get worse. What is it?
Mr. Foust: Moneybit is dead.
P: Who killed her? 0007?
Mr. Foust: It was someone else, working for Yolo.
S: *Arrives* Did I here right? Moneybit is dead?
Mr. Foust: Unfortunately, yes. Mr. Foust, you'll take her place, and S, get back to work.
S: Yes sir. *Goes back to lab*
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.
Yolo: The siku is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when wewe need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would wewe gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On juu of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do wewe hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.
Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building
Russian gppony, pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians: *Do not notice Con*
Con: *gets off truck*
Russians: Pogo, come check the weapons.
Pogo: I will be right there.
Con: *Throws grenade at Pogo*
Russians: Grenade, run!
The grenade explodes, and all the russians in the room die.
Con: *Running upstairs*
Yolo: Take care of the mare. I'll deal with the intruder. *Runs away*
Russian Captain: *Slaps Lola* I'm going to have fun with you. *Slaps Lola again* What is happening in the parking lot on the other side of this building? *Slaps Lola* Why are wewe not answering my question? *Slaps Lola* How come this is ending up to be like The Last Crusade? *About to slap Lola*
Lola: *Grabs captain* Because wewe keep slapping me, and asking me questions.
Yolo: Mr. Mane! Come out here.
Con: *attacks Yolo*
Yolo: Ah *falls on floor*
Con: *hits Yolo*
Yolo: *Grabs gun*
Con: *Moves out of way*
Yolo: *Shoots explosives*
Con: *Kicks Yolo*
Yolo: *falls*
The explosion caused kwa Yolo caused another explosion towards the room that Lola, and the russian captain were in.
Russian Captain: *Mesmerized kwa explosion*
Lola: *knocks out russian captain*
Yolo: *Climbing up ladder*
Con: *Shoots ladder*
Yolo: *falls again*
Con: *jumps down*
Yolo: wewe can't win. Think about Lola.
Con: *kicks Yolo* wewe stay here. *runs away*
Lola: *hiding in room*
The moto caused kwa the explosions scared Lola, and she was too worried to leave the corner that she was hiding in.
Con: *Arrives* Don't worry. I'm here.
Lola: *Hugging Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the ukuta so that they could escape.
Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*
Twenty dakika later
Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car inayofuata to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do wewe want to survive, au not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*
Con: *Drives*
Yolo: Why would wewe want to save me?
Con: You're wanted alive.
Yolo: Oh. So, wewe actually care about your work now.
Con: wewe could say that, yeah. Alright, *stops car* This is where wewe get out.
Yolo: Get out?
Con: *Opens door, and pushes Yolo out*
Yolo: *Laying on ground*
Con: *Grabs something from the trunk*
Yolo: What are wewe going to do now?
Con: *Shows can* This, wewe may need. It's going to be a long walk to wherever you're going. You're out in the desert, so if wewe get thirsty, drink that motor oil.
Yolo: What?
Con: Otherwise, you'll die of dehydration.
Yolo: wewe bastard.
Con: *Gets in car, and drives away*
After leaving Yolo behind, Con and Lola went to a trainstation. There were a bunch of ponies at the station, but the only train there was a freight train.
Con: *Stops car*
Lola: Thank wewe Con. Thank wewe for everything.
Con: I'm just doing my job *Kisses Lola*
Lola: *Kisses back* I have to go now *Runs away*
Con: *Watching Lola*
Lola: *Talking to her dad*
Dad: *Looks at Con*
Con: *Smiles, then drives away*
Two days later, chihuahua Mexico. It's raining
Mexican General: *walking to hotel with girlfriend*
Girlfriend: *Next to General*
Mexican General: Watch this *teleports him, and girlfriend to room*
Girlfriend: Ooh. Excelente.
Con: *Arrives with gun* Sit down.
General, and girlfriend: *Sit down*
Con: Now, for you. *Points gun at girlfriend* I want to know who wewe are, and what you're doing with this stallion. You're Italian secret service, right?
Girlfriend: *Shocked*
Con: That's alright. I know wewe are. Your cover has been blown, and wewe need to leave now. As for wewe *Points gun at General* We want those plans for the new nuclear missiles wewe want to manufacture. Please give them to me.
Mexican General: *Grabs plans, and gives them to Con*
Con: *Leaves hotel room*
P: Did wewe get the plans?
Con: Yes, I did.
P: Good work. Bring them back here, then go to Mr. Foust. I want wewe back in service for the C.I.E.
Con: I never left.
The End
Created kwa Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Sitting inayofuata to Dutch gppony, pony 13*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch gppony, pony 35: *Sitting inayofuata to Dutch gppony, pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Follows Dutch gppony, pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Shoots window*
Con: *Spinning out*
Truck driver: *honks horn*
Con: *Regains control*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Following Con*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Following Con*
Con: *Passes truck*
Truck: *Hits Dutch gppony, pony 46*
Con: *Turns right*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Follows Con*
Con: *Passes police officer*
Cop: Attention all units. Two cars just passed kwa going over the limit. One of them was a white Aston Maretin.
Con: *Passes intersection*
bila mpangilio pony: *Driving steamroller*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Floors it*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Hits dutch gppony, pony 13*
Con: *Looks at damaged car*
Con made it to the hideout, but his car was seriously damaged.
Con: *Gets out of car*
Mr. Black: *In trunk*
Con: *Opens trunk*
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present
A Con Mane story
Quantum Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Sea Swirl as Lola
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit
Henry as Mr. Foust
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Zorran as Frank
Zebedee as Yolo
Zak as Pogo
Zip as David
Zug as Max
Disneyfan333's OC
Daredevil as Mr. Black
Cars provided kwa
Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Aston Maretin - Aston Martin
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Fillys - Willys
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Meuzda - Mazda
Enjoy the rest of the song
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P
Con: This is the gppony, pony that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look wewe guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all wewe have to say, we're going to take wewe to Canterlot with us.
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con, after him. Make sure he's brought back to me alive.
Con: *Runs after Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Running in sewer*
Con: *Follows Mr. Black*
Dutch gppony, pony 75: *Gets in Con's way*
Con: *Shoots Dutch gppony, pony 75*
Mr. Black: *Climbs up ladder*
At the juu of the ladder
Fancy Ponies: *eating lunch at a luxury diner*
Mr. Black: *Opens manhole at juu of ladder*
Fancy Ponies: Oh! *Move out of way*
Mr. Black: Continue on with your chajio, chakula cha jioni *Runs away*
Con: *Comes out of hole*
Mr: Black: *Runs in kengele tower*
Con: *Goes in kengele tower*
As they ran to the top, some dutch ponies on the rooftops tried to shoot Con through the windows of the kengele tower
Con: *Shoots dutch ponies*
Mr. Black: *Gets to top*
Con: *Gets to top* Wait. Where did he go? *Looking around*
The kengele starts to ring.
Con: *Continues looking*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Grabs Mr. Black, and jumps onto glassroof*
They fell through, and Con dropped his gun
Mr. Black: *On working platform*
Con: *Pulls rope*
Mr. Black: *Falls*
Con: *Jumps down*
Mr. Black: *grabs pipe*
Con: *Kicks Mr. Black
Mr. Black: *Swings pipe*
Con: *Ducks*
Mr. Black: *Swings again*
Con: *Takes pipe*
Mr. Black: *Punches Con*
Con: *Hits Mr. Black*
Mr. Black: *Goes for gun*
Con: *Breaks Mr. Black's neck*
P was calling Con on his phone
Con: *Answers call*
P: wewe had to kill him. wewe couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well wewe better if wewe want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a gppony, pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?
Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.
Con: *In backstage area*
P: wewe know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch gppony, pony 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*
In the opera house
Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the onyesha gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.
Song: link
Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims bunduki at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: wewe bastard, we won't fail. David, what do wewe think?
Con: I think wewe need to find a zaidi private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? wewe alisema this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the gppony, pony that just alisema that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are wewe sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't swali me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch gppony, pony 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: wewe missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch gppony, pony 109*
Dutch gppony, pony 109: *Shoots rocket*
The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.
Con: *Running to juu of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: *Lowering rope*
Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.
Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch gppony, pony 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch gppony, pony 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch gppony, pony 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch gppony, pony 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch gppony, pony 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch gppony, pony 356*
Dutch gppony, pony 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch gppony, pony 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*
The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.
Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.
Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are wewe 0007?
Con: Yes. And wewe are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do wewe need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*
at C.I.E headquarters
P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! wewe weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T wewe HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.
Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con
Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are wewe going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: wewe did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five nyota hotel, right?
Lola: How would wewe settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.
At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.
P: Moneybit, I'll have wewe disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When wewe get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all wewe need.
inayofuata morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.
Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell wewe a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how wewe could take somepony from one place to another. My mother alisema when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here wewe are wewe too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, wewe are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take wewe back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are wewe anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know wewe could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
bila mpangilio pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't wewe say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.
And so, Con called an ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.
When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.
Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.
Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where wewe were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied wewe to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* wewe didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries wewe told me to get.
Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.
Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
dawati Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
dawati Clerk: Alright, thank wewe for staying with us. We hope wewe come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
dawati Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least alisema thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits inayofuata to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank wewe for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do wewe do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do wewe like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did wewe stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's wewe drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do wewe have to say about it?
Police Pony: wewe are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: wewe alisema we'd go to the airport.
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and kwa the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.
Con: *Stops car inayofuata to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help wewe with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?
Ten dakika later
Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did wewe give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted wewe at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*
Lola: *Looks at ground*
Con: What are those down there?
Lola: Sinkholes.
Con: What did Frank want before he died?
Lola: He wanted to take as much oil as possible, and store it all in Stalliongrad.
Con: Now that he's dead, who's taking his place?
Lola: Yolo.
Con: Yolo?
Lola: Yolo is Frank's sekunde in command. Since Frank is dead, Yolo is now in charge of everything.
Soon, bullets went through the ceiling of the plane.
Lola: What was that?
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Flying fighter plane*
Con: Hang on. *gaining altitude*
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Turns around, and shoots engine*
Con: One of the engines are on fire!
Dutch gppony, pony 53: Target has one of two engines on fire.
Russian gppony, pony 169: *Flying helicopter* Copy that. Go back, and hakikisha the kill.
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Flying behind Con*
Lola: *Looking out window* I think we Lost him.
Con: Good.
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Shoots near Lola*
Con: *grabs parachute* Take this! *Throws parachute*
Lola: *Catches parachute*
Con: *Flying above Dutch Pony*
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Going faster*
Con: *Slightly losing altitude*
Dutch gppony, pony 53: *Gets above Con* Haha! *Flying towards mountain* AAHH!! *Crashes*
Con: *Notices plane is breaking down* Come on! *Flying up*
Con ran out of the pilot's seat, and towards Lola.
Lola: *Jumps out of plane*
Con: *Jumps out of plane*
The plane explodes
Con: *Holding on to Lola*
Lola: *About to deploy parachute*
Con: *Loses grip*
Lola: *Heading away from Con*
Con: *Goes towards Lola*
Lola: *Grabs Con*
Con: *Holding Lola*
Lola: *Deploys parachute*
They both fell in a sinkhole.
Con, and Lola survived the fall, but the helicopter found them.
Con: This way. *Runs away from helicopter*
Russians: *Jump into sinkhole*
Con: Come on!
Lola: *Following Con*
Russians: *Shooting at Lola*
Con: Get down *Hiding under rock*
Lola: *Hiding under rock*
Russians: *Go past*
Con: Stay here *Gets out from under rock*
Lola: *stays under rock*
Con: *K.O's russian soldier*
Two russian Soldiers: *Aiming guns at Con*
Con: *Shoots russian soldiers*
Lola: *Waiting under rock*
Con: Come on, it's safe.
Lola: *gets out from under rock*
The helicopter pilot was aiming rockets at them
Con: Take cover.
Helicopter Pilot: *Shoots rocket*
Lola: *Gets down*
Helicopter Pilot: *shoots another rocket*
Con: *Sees RPG* Hmm. Look what was left behind. *Runs toward rocket*
Helicopter Pilot: *Shooting machine gun*
Con: *Makes it to RPG*
Lola: Be careful!
Con: *Shoots rocket at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *gets hit, and loses altitude*
Lola: *Looks at helicopter*
Helicopter Pilot: *Crashes*
Con: *walks to Lola* Everything is okay now.
Lola: *Shivering*
Con: You're freezing. Take my jacket. *Gives koti, jacket to Lola*
Lola: *Puts on jacket*
Con: We got to find a way out of here. *walks towards pile of rocks*
Lola: We have to climb those rocks?
Con: Yeah. *Climbs up rocks*
Lola: *Climbs up rocks*
Con: It's funny. I remember being here before, but there was never a pile of rocks, and this was a river bed. *Gets to juu of rocks*
Lola: *Climbing up*
Con: *sees lots of water* That explains it.
Lola: *Makes it to top* What does?
Con: This huge pile of water being blocked off kwa these rocks. Yolo isn't after the oil. He's after the water, preventing anypony from having it.
Con was right. In a small town near the sinkhole, everypony was complaining about the water. Why? Because there wasn't any.
After escaping the sinkhole, Con, and Lola walked towards another town. It was a very long walk, and when they got there, they just took a car, and drove all the way back to the airport.
Con: *Driving car*
Lola: *Looks at bag inayofuata to her* hujambo Con?
Con: Yeah?
Lola: Look at what we have here. *Opens bag*
Con: What is it?
Lola: .... I don't believe it. We're rich! Con, we have over fifty grand in here, au at least I think it's fifty grand. What currency do they use in Australia?
Con: The australian dollar. Each dollar is worth eighty seven cents.
Lola: Oh.
Con: But we've got $43,500.
Lola: That's good.
Soon, they arrived at the airport.
Con: *Parks car*
Lola: *Carrying bag with money*
Con: Stalliongrad, here we come.
But suddenly, a searchlight shone on them, and armored trucks came into the parking lot.
Lola: Who are these ponies?
Con: *Looks at truck* M.I.3.
Fenix: Con?
Con: Fenix? What's going on?
Fenix: Your boss wants me to send wewe back to Canterlot.
Con: Is he here now?
Fenix: No, but he's on my phone.
P: Let me speak to him.
Fenix: Yes sir. *Gives phone to Con* For you.
Con: *Takes phone*
P: Listen to me 0007! If wewe don't go back with these guys, they have orders to kill you. Think about what you're doing.
Con: I know what I'm doing. wewe don't, because you're preventing me from doing what I'm supposed to do.
P: Goddamnit! wewe listen to me-
Con: Hey! Remember when wewe told me not to kill anypony, but I told wewe that I could care less.
P: Yeah, what about that?
Con: I don't care about what wewe have to tell me. I'm going to Stalliongrad, and I'm going to stop Yolo. *Hangs up*
Fenix: So you're not going, huh?
Con: Fenix, we have fifty thousand australian dollars in here if wewe guys give us a ride to Stalliongrad. I'll help wewe stop Yolo, and I'll let wewe do whatever wewe want with him.
Fenix: It's a deal. Okay everypony, change of plans. We're taking Con to Stalliongrad with us. We'll mgawanyiko, baidisha the money evenly amongst ourselves along the way.
M.I.3 agents: Yes sir.
And in Canterlot
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have some bad news.
P: Great, as if things couldn't get worse. What is it?
Mr. Foust: Moneybit is dead.
P: Who killed her? 0007?
Mr. Foust: It was someone else, working for Yolo.
S: *Arrives* Did I here right? Moneybit is dead?
Mr. Foust: Unfortunately, yes. Mr. Foust, you'll take her place, and S, get back to work.
S: Yes sir. *Goes back to lab*
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.
Yolo: The siku is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when wewe need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would wewe gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On juu of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do wewe hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.
Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building
Russian gppony, pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians: *Do not notice Con*
Con: *gets off truck*
Russians: Pogo, come check the weapons.
Pogo: I will be right there.
Con: *Throws grenade at Pogo*
Russians: Grenade, run!
The grenade explodes, and all the russians in the room die.
Con: *Running upstairs*
Yolo: Take care of the mare. I'll deal with the intruder. *Runs away*
Russian Captain: *Slaps Lola* I'm going to have fun with you. *Slaps Lola again* What is happening in the parking lot on the other side of this building? *Slaps Lola* Why are wewe not answering my question? *Slaps Lola* How come this is ending up to be like The Last Crusade? *About to slap Lola*
Lola: *Grabs captain* Because wewe keep slapping me, and asking me questions.
Yolo: Mr. Mane! Come out here.
Con: *attacks Yolo*
Yolo: Ah *falls on floor*
Con: *hits Yolo*
Yolo: *Grabs gun*
Con: *Moves out of way*
Yolo: *Shoots explosives*
Con: *Kicks Yolo*
Yolo: *falls*
The explosion caused kwa Yolo caused another explosion towards the room that Lola, and the russian captain were in.
Russian Captain: *Mesmerized kwa explosion*
Lola: *knocks out russian captain*
Yolo: *Climbing up ladder*
Con: *Shoots ladder*
Yolo: *falls again*
Con: *jumps down*
Yolo: wewe can't win. Think about Lola.
Con: *kicks Yolo* wewe stay here. *runs away*
Lola: *hiding in room*
The moto caused kwa the explosions scared Lola, and she was too worried to leave the corner that she was hiding in.
Con: *Arrives* Don't worry. I'm here.
Lola: *Hugging Con*
Con: *Shoots explosives*
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the ukuta so that they could escape.
Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*
Twenty dakika later
Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car inayofuata to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do wewe want to survive, au not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*
Con: *Drives*
Yolo: Why would wewe want to save me?
Con: You're wanted alive.
Yolo: Oh. So, wewe actually care about your work now.
Con: wewe could say that, yeah. Alright, *stops car* This is where wewe get out.
Yolo: Get out?
Con: *Opens door, and pushes Yolo out*
Yolo: *Laying on ground*
Con: *Grabs something from the trunk*
Yolo: What are wewe going to do now?
Con: *Shows can* This, wewe may need. It's going to be a long walk to wherever you're going. You're out in the desert, so if wewe get thirsty, drink that motor oil.
Yolo: What?
Con: Otherwise, you'll die of dehydration.
Yolo: wewe bastard.
Con: *Gets in car, and drives away*
After leaving Yolo behind, Con and Lola went to a trainstation. There were a bunch of ponies at the station, but the only train there was a freight train.
Con: *Stops car*
Lola: Thank wewe Con. Thank wewe for everything.
Con: I'm just doing my job *Kisses Lola*
Lola: *Kisses back* I have to go now *Runs away*
Con: *Watching Lola*
Lola: *Talking to her dad*
Dad: *Looks at Con*
Con: *Smiles, then drives away*
Two days later, chihuahua Mexico. It's raining
Mexican General: *walking to hotel with girlfriend*
Girlfriend: *Next to General*
Mexican General: Watch this *teleports him, and girlfriend to room*
Girlfriend: Ooh. Excelente.
Con: *Arrives with gun* Sit down.
General, and girlfriend: *Sit down*
Con: Now, for you. *Points gun at girlfriend* I want to know who wewe are, and what you're doing with this stallion. You're Italian secret service, right?
Girlfriend: *Shocked*
Con: That's alright. I know wewe are. Your cover has been blown, and wewe need to leave now. As for wewe *Points gun at General* We want those plans for the new nuclear missiles wewe want to manufacture. Please give them to me.
Mexican General: *Grabs plans, and gives them to Con*
Con: *Leaves hotel room*
P: Did wewe get the plans?
Con: Yes, I did.
P: Good work. Bring them back here, then go to Mr. Foust. I want wewe back in service for the C.I.E.
Con: I never left.
The End
Created kwa Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333
