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in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again kwa the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i l l a l l p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
~~~ ~~~ ~~~
Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her kitanda panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they are coming...it is time,time to inform everypony about this...and for battle"

Celestia's P.O.V

i swiftly wiped the sweat from my face as i got up from my bed,looking outside my bedroom balcony with the unfaltering view outside,taking a deep breath,i let my magic flow through my horn...making the ball of flame rise from the mountains,welcoming my people/ponies of yet another siku that came
oh what a beautiful morning this looked for the citizens of my kingdom...but alas i need to tell them of what is going to come,i can already imagine the fear going all around once 'they' get here,i always hated these wars and negativity,i sighed from that thought and just started to think about resolutions

walking up to my large room of feast,i saw my finest chef's specialties on the large table,no surprise there,i was used to it...i silently ate,thinking of multiple plans and tactics on how to face them,they wont just be defeated easily after all as they can wake up even after being beaten up several times and can also turn other innocent ponies into one of them...those are exactly the reasons why our parents sealed them there in that forest where nopony dared to venture,but right now,that muhuri is broken...by whom? well,the same exact ponies who had the only power to rid off the strong negative aura those poor creatures embodied,but i wont blame them,in all those centuries the barrier keeping them there would eventually be broken

Why did i pick those ponies then?...the simple answer to that is that...i didnt,the Elements were the ones who chose them,my parents predicted that 'they' may eventually break through and had left these special fragments of their power in case it finally happened,and also for the safety of Equestria...i was the first to use it but without different bearers,and i used it on my sister...Luna,i deeply regretted that but i had no choice...Luna...im sorry....as the years went kwa other threats have come too like Discord,and this time it chose its owners and in those times,it always changed,a different round of traits representing the Elements as its bearers who embodied them,and this time,it chose them

since those ponies were born,i have been observing them through the Starry Realm,their obstacles,resolutions,i watched them all as the Elements had picked them...

Moonshine,the Element of thoughtfulness- she really proved her position in this as she have been what she embodies,like when she was the only one who remember a certain pony's birthday au when she was the first to give her teacher a gift for Teacher's Days

Flame,the Element of Positivity- even when others (childhood bullies) try to bring him down,he always comes back up with a smile,and actually made the 'predators' change,but not just for him though,he also shows other ponies the bright side in life

Moonlight,the Element of Respect- like her sister and the rest of the group,she too,proved that she was deserving of that element,she gave everypony she met respect,her teacher,her classmates,strangers...everypony,even those ponies that did not stand out too much in their school

Spectrum,the Element of Support- he gives his loved ones support in their decisions and ways,though sometimes he gets a sad reaction to it,he disregard his own feeling and tells them to do what they must and cheers them on

Cosmic,the Element of Trust-he,as well,serves his position right as he is a Trustworthy pony,he shows that he is dependable and is worthy of ponies' trust and he does not only earns trust,he also gives them,he knows when a gppony, pony can be doubted au not

and finally...the strongest Element-Guidance,held kwa no other than Winter Frost- in his time,he showed great leadership towards ponies,an example being in school when he led a group of mwana-, mwana-punda scouts to their camp calmly when they and their teacher got separated in the near forest,he retraced his hootsteps making ways for them to get lost,like marking the tress au leaving a shape on the ground with pebbles and while he was on it,he kept his team calm and guided them out,this is a rare trait for ponies his age and it definitely deserves his title,if i do say so myself

...and now they have learned of their duty as bearers of these Elements...making myself comfortable on my throne,I immediately sent the guards to spread the news...at first they were shocked,but they did what was told and spread out throughout Equestria,i could have made the announcement myself but i have to prepare,i ordered what was left of the guards to also prepare for the war that is soon to happen,sending a letter to the Mane 6 who had the power of purity and friendship that can cleanse this land of the monsters that is about to attack...It is time for war!
Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mwezi is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad punda reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

Wolf Of Trottingham: wewe won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: wewe won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe wewe pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're wewe heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are wewe going!?

Master Sword: Didn't wewe hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the alisema bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Canada24
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret kura from Shining Armor. Thank wewe Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then songesha our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and upinde wa mvua Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let wewe in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are wewe saying wewe KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making bila mpangilio words to make this makala long enough....
upinde wa mvua Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was zaidi like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To upinde wa mvua Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Source: alloyrabbit
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits inayofuata to me* What are wewe reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do wewe say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped kwa Communists, and almost died kwa a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are wewe sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rom, rumi all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To wewe maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? wewe guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what wewe say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. wewe going...
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I thought I would have zaidi ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till inayofuata time my dear mashabiki :)

I'm suppose to write zaidi words so here's bila mpangilio Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she alisema yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon, kipepeo was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: wewe shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a gppony, pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have wewe got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that wewe found her. Have wewe stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with wewe Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would wewe like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...
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