My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 42 Part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.

Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what wewe tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
gppony, pony 36: I would.
gppony, pony 57: Me too.
gppony, pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are wewe alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.

Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.

Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when wewe need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a mitaani, mtaa like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate wewe too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will wewe stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to kuvuka, msalaba a railroad crossing.

But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.

Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: wewe drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!

Everypony got out.

Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are wewe going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*

inayofuata morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.

Mirage: I heard about what wewe two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He Lost his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: wewe know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing wewe again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.

All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.

The End

On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.

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alinah_09 (dang i didnt know this was already out until i looked through your articles...) Gordon has a new car? Muahahaha...how about we take it on a spin?

Seanthehedgehog Good luck trying to take it. Gordon likes it so much, he won't even let his special somepony in it.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading orodha of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
Rainbow Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives orodha back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew,...

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Twilight Sparkle

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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KendiKens in PonyVille(part one)

posted by KendiKens

-Oh,great,everything is ready,-said Twilight.
-Yeah,but why are we all here again,-asked upinde wa mvua Dash.
-KendiKens is coming in PonyVille today.I want everything just perfect,-said Twilight.
-Wait,let me get this right....KENDIKENS IS COMING HERE,ALL THE WAY FROM CANTERLOT,-asked Rarity,very happy.
-Well,yes,but,-said Twilight.
-Oh,really,-asked Flutter Shy.
-That is damn great,-said apple Jack.
-You hear girls,KendiKens is coming to PonyVille,YAY,-said apple Bloom.
-Hello my little ponies,-said KendiKens.
-You are here,you are really here,-said Sweetie Belle.
-Oh yeah,the greatest flier of all times...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
Rainbow Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out,...

Coco Pummel

added by ChibiEmmy

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The Adventures of upinde wa mvua Dash episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 2

Magnum Horse

One siku upinde wa mvua Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..

Rainbow Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*

At sugarcube corner

Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell wewe until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part one-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Wildberry.

--Hi. This is my first MLP story. My friend, natasha1830, read it and alisema it was good. So i wanted to put it on here. I hope you'll like it--

My name is Wildberry. I was born in Berryville, where we grow the best fruits in all of Equestria! I'm a unicorn. I have a violet-red coat, a blue mane & tail(with yellow highlights), and my cutie mark is a two cherry's. I got the name 'Wildberry', 'cause when i was a filly, i used to gallop to anypony au anyplace that i saw! I also jumped around everywhere. That's when my parents decided to call me Wildberry; so the name stuck, and i was no longer...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven kwa Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Sitting inayofuata to Dutch gppony, pony 13*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch gppony, pony 35: *Sitting inayofuata to Dutch gppony, pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch gppony, pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch gppony, pony 46: *Follows Dutch gppony, pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch gppony, pony 5: *Shoots window*...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part two-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Windle

We arrived to Party Village the inayofuata siku at 5:00 in the morning. "Really? It took 12 hours to arrive? When i came here as a filly, it only took 45 dakika to get here." i said. I didn't sleep the whole night. I just couldn't fall asleep, so instead of trying i studied zaidi about the 'Gem' that generates this village. "Woof-woof?" barked Lola "Huh? Oh nothing Lola. Just thinking about the time i visited here; and shh! Everypony is still asleep here. It's only 5:00 in the morning too. So bark softly, OK?" i told her. She nodded a yes. Apparently i understand wanyama of all kind. "Uh Wildberry?...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

The mduara, duara comes in from the right. When it stops, the lightning bolt appears with the name WindWakerGuy430

Newark, Neigh Jersey. 2002

Pierce: *Walks out of the airport, and into a taxi* Ah, it feels great to be back.
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Stop anywhere on Canal Street.
Taxi Pony: *Drives the car*
Police Ponies: *Turning on sirens on their car*
Taxi Pony: Aw, what the hell? *Stops*
Police Pony: *Opens taxi door* Mr. Hawkins, come with us.
Pierce: *Gets out of the taxi, and...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom grabbed a sip of water, and then discussed his last topic.

Tom: Yeah, we all upendo different wanyama smaller than us while also having four legs.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: But some ponies also upendo humans. Many upendo breeding them, riding them, and racing them. Of course, 90% of the entire population around the world loves racing. It doesn't have to be with humans. It mostly involves cars. Many of wewe may not know this, but wewe get into races on several different occasions. It mostly involves time. You're in a race to get to work on time, you're in a race to get something from the grocery...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: onyesha business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you....

Gran Turismo Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get wewe out!
Mare: It's...