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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of muziki was created just a few years ago.

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The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of muziki are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a bass, besi cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
upinde wa mvua Dash: She hasn't been defeated kwa anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not particularly a huge shabiki of Vinyl's taste in music, I do like the fact that she beats ponies in competitive music. If she likes it, that's all that matters.
Twilight: Man when it comes to dubstep, Vinyl's alright. But when it comes to rappin, dat's my job.
Pinkie Pie: Nein! Das ist mein job!
Twilight: Man, stop speaking in german!
Pinkie Pie: But I am german.

Vinyl Scratch has competed in many competitions of music, and is undefeated. She plays good, and has hundreds, of thousands of ponies all around the world supporting her.

But there are some ponies that don't like her music, mostly because they're not into dubstep. Like everypony, they have their own opinion on what they like to listen to, and they like it.

Country muziki is maarufu down south, au with ponies that like to be called red necks. They get offended if wewe call them a hillbilly.

Rock & Roll has been here to stay for sixty years, and you'll find hundreds of concerts around the world.

Most concerts have jazz bands playing a variety of muziki created over the past hundreds of years, au they get creative, and decide to play a song that nopony has ever heard in jazz.

Theme songs for TV shows, and sinema are also maarufu to listen to, if wewe have them on a CD, au hoofheld device such as an I-pod, au a MP3 player.

But no matter what type of muziki wewe like to listen to, always remember, that sooner au later, a new type of muziki will be created someday.

The End.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have wewe noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!!...
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>What is your OC's name?
>Red Rose

>How old is she?
>21ness?

>What is her hobby?
>Reading

>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown

>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make Marafiki easily?
>Pretty easy

>Has she met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
>No

>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire

>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?

>In one word, how do wewe explain her?
>Brave

>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire

>What kind of muziki does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown

>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family

>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra

>If she had to jiunge a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!

>Is she a quiet kind of pony, au is he a talker?
>Half and Half?
What is your OC's name?
Sugar wingu

How old is she?
27


What is her hobby?
decorating


Does she have any relatives?
yes. she has a mom (Cupcake) and a baby sister (Cinnamon)


What is her personality?
Shy, caring, sweet.


Does she know how to make Marafiki easily?
no.


Has she met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
yes, Rarity


What was the most important thing she did in her life?
she saved Cinnamon from a dragon.


What are her achievements?
she won a cake decorating contest and got her cutie mark from it.


In one word, how do wewe explain her?
Shy.

Where does she live?
Ponyville


What kind of muziki does she like?...
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What is your OC's name?
>Shredder
>
>How old is he?
>18

>What is his hobby?
>Playing guitar, cuz I'm in a band.

>Does he have any relatives?
>My sister is upinde wa mvua Dash

>What is his personality?
>What the fuck is that?

>Does he know how to make Marafiki easily?
>It's kind of the other way around. Everyone wants to make Marafiki with me.

>Has he met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?
>Other then my sister, I've met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Twilight. I might have seen Fluttershy, but I'm not sure

>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
>Going...
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>What is your OC's name?
Nocturnal Mirage
>How old is he?
23.
>What is his hobby?
He doesn't have too much hobbies. He certainly reads a lot, watches tons of movies, at night, au sometimes he just ventures off to the woods and enjoys the fresh air au stargazing.
>Does he have any relatives?
Yes. His mother is Summer Pride, an Elemental unicorn, the ancient Element of Fire.Unfortunately, her sanity is very unstable and she's very destructive, for she carries a grudge against Celestia.
Mirage also has a younger sister, called Moonlight Lullaby. Their relationship is quite ambivalent:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for wewe Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping Discord I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what wewe doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport inayofuata to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because wewe have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* wewe thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No gppony, pony jumps off a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new engines
The new engines
inayofuata morning, Pete's new engines arrived.

Pete: Ah perfect. Ok Gordon, time to take those engines back.
Gordon: Yes sir. *climbs in pacific*
Red rose: *watching* This is definetly going to anger Hawkeye.
Gordon: *takes engines back to St. Foalis*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Whoa, wait a minute, what's going on?
Red Rose: Gordon is taking the engines wewe brought here away.
Pete: That's right. We have the new diesels I ordered.
Hawkeye: Oh great. Thanks.

But when Gordon arrived in St. Foalis.

B&O worker: *sees pacifics*
Gordon: Alright. We have new engines, and no longer need to use your engines. Thanks...
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posted by Canada24
The five girls eventually reached a sekunde room.

Soon reaching a dark, hallway like area, that was literary window less, except one, siting alone near the middle of the room.

"Boy, Changeling's don't have much since of hope do they" Rarity commented.

"Dosen't matter, let's just keep going" upinde wa mvua alisema racing ahead, she was quickly reaching the middle, cause the window was getting closer.

But once she passed the window, she suddenly crashed into someone.

But at that point the others gari up with her.

Rainbow Dash quickly saw that she crashed into Grimy, the Changeling from earlier.

"Back off!" Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
upinde wa mvua Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded kwa hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" upinde wa mvua Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask wewe a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so wewe owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do wewe hump a train?
Hawkeye: wewe don't. It goes down a kilima which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few dakika later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another gppony, pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting wanyama to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain gppony, pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did wewe find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he aliiba a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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 What upinde wa mvua Dash was doing to stay busy.
What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.
It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even upinde wa mvua Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was in her room, kusoma her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a kisu and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her kitanda and went to sleep. Another siku tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...
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FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and upinde wa mvua Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of upinde wa mvua Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, of course wewe had to beat me up! Why couldn't wewe have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM upinde wa mvua Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat wewe up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no gppony, pony get beat up?...
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Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, wewe look just like me, but wewe sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is wewe from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...
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