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After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope wewe don't mind, but I invited him over to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do wewe remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any chakula for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues.
Emily: But he's your friend.
Bob: I know, I know. But he gets angry too much.
Emily: Then talk to him.
Bob: I will.

The doorbell rang.

Bob: After I get the door. *Goes to door, and opens it* Ah, Jerry. Good to see wewe again.
Jerry: Likewise Bob. *Looks around apartment room* This is a nice place wewe got.
Bob: Thanks. We got all these decorations here when we moved in.
Jerry: So, what do we have for dinner?
Emily: Tonight, I made some meatloaf, with a side of asparagus, and apple sauce.
Jerry: Sounds good. *Looks at TV* This is HD, right?
Bob: That's right. Turn it on if you'd like.
Jerry: *Turns on TV* Okay, now where's the sports channel?
Bob: 30.
Jerry: *Goes to channel 30* Ah good. We got the Giants playing against the Houston Astros.
Bob: What inning?
Jerry: The bottom of the 5th.
Bob: Who's winning?
Jerry: The Giants, and the score is 7 to 4.
Bob: Good, I do not like the Astros.
Emily: chajio, chakula cha jioni is ready.
Bob: Let's get our dinner. *Goes to chajio, chakula cha jioni table*
Jerry: *Follows*
Bob: *Grabs dinner, then goes to couch, and sits down*
Jerry: *Does the same thing at Bob*
Emily: Whatever happened to quality time with having chajio, chakula cha jioni together?
Bob: Sorry Emily, another time.
Emily: *Sighs*

23 dakika later, the game was on the juu of the 7th. The Astros were tied with the Giants at 8.

Bob: How, and why are the Astros close to beating the Giants?
Jerry: Who knows? Most likely it's steroids.
Bob: That explains everything. Now if they were uigizaji normal, and not taking steroids, then they'd still be playing this game properly, and losing to the Giants.
Astros gppony, pony 3: *Pitching ball*
Giants gppony, pony 6: *Hits ball, and runs to first base*
Announcer: This ball is going way back to center field. I don't know if anypony can catch this.
Astros gppony, pony 8: *Fails to catch ball*
Announcer: And the Astros did not catch the ball, and the Giants have their runner going from first to second. He would go to third, but the pitcher just got the ball, and the Giants would get an out if they tried to get to third.
Bob: That's what I'm talking about.
Jerry: wewe got that right.
Emily: Bob, when will this be over?
Bob: Soon honey, I promise.

50 dakika later, the game was at the 9th inning. The Giants were back in the lead 10 to 9.

Emily: Bob, wewe alisema this game would end soon.
Bob: Yes I did.
Emily: And that was 50 dakika ago.
Bob: Alright, I'm sorry. Why don't wewe watch the game with us?
Emily: Fine. *Sits down with Bob, and Jerry*
Howard: *Knocking on door* Hello? Can I come in?
Bob: Sure Howard!
Howard: *Enters apartment room* Hi everypony. I see you're watching TV, so I'll just make myself dinner.
Bob: wewe do that Howard.
Emily: Wait Howard, I already made dinner, and there's leftovers.
Howard: Oh. Well thank wewe Emily, that was kind of you. *Trips, falls on table, and makes chakula land on ground*
Emily: So much for the leftovers.
Bob: Why don't we go out for chajio, chakula cha jioni tomorrow?

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How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as wewe have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching wewe how to draw a pegasus. This was requested kwa Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step kwa step instructions. If wewe pegasus doesn’t come out the way wewe want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...
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I'm sure everyone is excited for the third season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic so I decided to create a kura ya maoni not long zamani where we could give our predictions for the series. I stated that I will be making an makala giving the most maarufu picks and here it is.

First of all, let me explain how this will work. In the kura ya maoni I let people orodha out at least ten things he/she wants to happen. I gave about 2 months for people to give me their list. Then I counted up all the results and took the mean. wewe can see my work below
10 + 10 + 15 + 18 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 12 + 10 + 18 + 12 + 10...
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Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a mwaka since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through gppony, pony Life 'til the inayofuata gppony, pony movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my inayopendelewa to my least favorite. So, here it is:

1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)

And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)
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Hello and welcome to another Nick Reviews! This time, I'll be reviewing Ant-Man!

Plot:

In 1989, Hank Pym refuses to allow S.H.I.E.L.D. to use the Pym Particles, as he considers them too dangerous. Though his ex-protege, Darren Cross, uses them to build a battle suit called Yellowjacket, which Hank Pym needs to steal

Scott Lang is released from prison to start fresh, and crashes at his friend, named Luis. Luis helps Scott Lang rob an old man, who happens to be Hank Pym.

After some testing and an escape from prison, Hank Pym chooses Scott Lang, as he has...
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Sam was waiting for the arrival of Gordon, and Case Cracker.

Gordon: *Stops car at Sam's house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car he's in, and goes up to Sam's house to knock*
Sam: *Opens door* Ah good. wewe got the car. You, and your friend get $10,000.
Case Cracker: *Takes money, then gives Gordon his share*
Gordon: Thank wewe Sam.
Sam: No, thank you. wewe got me the greatest car anypony can offer. Come kwa tomorrow, I'll have another job for the both of you.
Case Cracker: Alright we'll see what we could do.
Gordon: Right now, we better go see Jim.
Case Cracker: Later Sam. *Gets in his car to go see...
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In a awali article, I talked about how Sunset Shimmer's defeat at the end of the movie wasn't done right; how Sunset Shimmer turned from the dark side too fast and was way too excepting of friendship. In this article, I wanna talk about another subject regarding that ending; specifically, what Twilight says to Sunset Shimmer as she is lying, broken and helpless in the crater.

"You will never rule in Equestria! Any power wewe may have had in this world is gone! Tonight, you've shown everyone who wewe really are, you've shown them what is in your heart."

I know a lot of people are gonna say that...
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