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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice siku in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet apple Acres. He was looking mbele to having one of Applejack's famous apple pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few dakika later, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking kwa Sweet apple Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do wewe hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a dakika to hear the sound that wewe are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help wewe hear, that helps wewe see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet apple Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting wewe over this moto anyway.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth ukuta breaking to me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Release Soarin, au else.
Kyle: wewe can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank wewe for saving me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call wewe beautiful, because wewe are beautiful. No doubt about it.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Blushing* wewe really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. wewe didn't do anything to help her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Can wewe excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are wewe uigizaji like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do wewe mean forget it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced kwa somepony else.
Screwball: Who is upinde wa mvua Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do wewe want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny wewe should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: upinde wa mvua Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
upinde wa mvua Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One ngumi, punch ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits upinde wa mvua Dash in the head with metal pipe*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are wewe okay?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. wewe captured Soarin. Now, *Starts moto in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: wewe know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's Batman muziki on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs metal rod* hujambo Kyle, let's see how wewe like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
bila mpangilio WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no wewe don't. *Pushes upinde wa mvua Dash away from Soarin*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party kanuni, cannon at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On sekunde thought, surrender.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now, why were wewe trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much wewe like The Wonderbolts.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're baridi than me, and wewe always beat me in every battle we have.
upinde wa mvua Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving wewe all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure wewe get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice siku in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet apple Acres. He was looking mbele to having one of Applejack's famous apple pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few dakika later, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking kwa Sweet apple Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do wewe hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a dakika to hear the sound that wewe are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help wewe hear, that helps wewe see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet apple Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting wewe over this moto anyway.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth ukuta breaking to me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Release Soarin, au else.
Kyle: wewe can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank wewe for saving me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call wewe beautiful, because wewe are beautiful. No doubt about it.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Blushing* wewe really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. wewe didn't do anything to help her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Can wewe excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are wewe uigizaji like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do wewe mean forget it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced kwa somepony else.
Screwball: Who is upinde wa mvua Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do wewe want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny wewe should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: upinde wa mvua Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
upinde wa mvua Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One ngumi, punch ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits upinde wa mvua Dash in the head with metal pipe*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are wewe okay?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. wewe captured Soarin. Now, *Starts moto in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: wewe know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's Batman muziki on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs metal rod* hujambo Kyle, let's see how wewe like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
bila mpangilio WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no wewe don't. *Pushes upinde wa mvua Dash away from Soarin*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party kanuni, cannon at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On sekunde thought, surrender.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now, why were wewe trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much wewe like The Wonderbolts.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're baridi than me, and wewe always beat me in every battle we have.
upinde wa mvua Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving wewe all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure wewe get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End