My Little Poney Article: Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks wewe two for helping out at my farm.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if wewe get it on you, wewe can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised wewe didn't wear that farming outfit wewe made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: wewe know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!

Back at the lunch.

Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* hujambo upinde wa mvua Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
upinde wa mvua Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is upinde wa mvua Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I aliiba $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner alisema it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of wewe then. *Uses magic gem*

The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.

Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-

All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.

The user of this gem has challenged wewe to a war. If wewe defeat the user, wewe may go home.

Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: wewe never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!

Two days ago.

Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.

Now Gilda remembered.

Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are wewe four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: wewe four are underarrest.

Theme song: link

So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.

Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What mwaka is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: wewe know what this means?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We're in medieval times.

STH Productions Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers

Based off of the video kwa AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

upinde wa mvua Dash
Applejack
and Rarity

Also starring

The ponies

Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo

Also starring the Griffons

Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike

And stop the music, because this is the end of part 1.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have wewe been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did wewe check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...

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She's just Sew tired.

posted by BlackPetals

Bah... I just woke up. kubeba with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...

Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.

.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................

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The sekunde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking mbele to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to wewe about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't wewe talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if wewe talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want wewe to know that I'm fine with wewe seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of muziki was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of muziki are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a bass, besi cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated kwa anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Man, wewe haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became maarufu for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of muziki is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was maarufu with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: inayofuata to dubstep, this is the best type of muziki to listen to. Why would...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have wewe ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, wewe are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, au evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, au to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the majibu can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 47 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. wewe have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 46 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 46

Getting A Raise

July 27, 1955

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.

Hawkeye: Have wewe ever played this game...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While I was with Con, and Discord, upinde wa mvua Dash was trying to get into the building.

Rainbow Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. wewe are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
Rainbow Dash: Well wewe know what? If wewe won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

So, while I was interrogating Shadow, Con, and upinde wa mvua Dash were fighting the Mexican Ponies dispatched kwa Discord.

Con: *Shoots Mexican gppony, pony 63*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Mexican gppony, pony 67*
Mexican gppony, pony 47: We outnumber them, and they're still beating us.
Mexican gppony, pony 88: Get some grenades.
Con: Wait a minute.
Rainbow Dash: What is it?
Con: *Grabs toy tank*
Rainbow Dash: Aren't wewe too old to be playing with toys?
Con: Yeah, that's what I asked my quarter master when he gave me this. *Grabs remote control*
Rainbow Dash: This is not the time to be playing with a toy tank!
Con: Watch, and learn Princess....

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours zamani on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the gppony, pony Alliance? They know zaidi about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...

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Cutiemark Quest: Part one

posted by LightningHeartz

I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.

" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do wewe want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what gppony, pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.

I upendo parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old mti house. The inayofuata siku only twelve ponies showed but boy did she onyesha them a good time!

After the party a moyo with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.

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Moon Dust's Back Story

posted by Moon-Dust12

Moon Dust

Hello people

I have decided to give wewe all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!

Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named mti Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born kwa Princess Luna.
Luna alisema she found Moon Dust in the snow kwa the ngome with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna alisema she sensed great power from this filly. mti Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. mti Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a upinde wa mvua mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named upinde wa mvua Wing. kwa then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted Unicorns and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story

Luna

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 44 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 44

A Letter To Applewood

July 20, 1955

Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.

Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 43 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: wewe didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that wewe can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, wewe are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh...

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Double Scoop and Electric Vibe

posted by AquaMarine6663

Double Scoop pulled up kwa the park. It was overwhelmingly hot out, but it was nice and cool inside the ice cream truck. He saw a group of fillies and colts dashing towards the ice cream truck, eager for ice cream. Suddenly, the shout of an enraged mare filled the air. “Piano Key! Violin Bow! Get away from there, he could be a mtoto, foal molester!” two fillies dropped away from the crowd, frightened and ran towards the superstitious mare, along with five others, who also looked frightened au uncertain. Only a mare and a filly that were probably sisters still sauntered towards the truck. “Hi,...

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magnum Force Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a gppony, pony working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the gppony, pony over there kusoma the magazine, and some of his Marafiki were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The gppony, pony kusoma the magazine, walked away, and got to an machungwa, chungwa car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash...

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Aqua Marine's journey 4

posted by AquaMarine6663

As Aqua Marine and Pinkie Pie were hoofing their way to Sweet apple Acres, there was something going on in Canterlot, in Celestia's castle.

Golden Quill awoke with a start when someone was knocking on his kitanda room door. He rolled out of kitanda with a thump on the floor. He slowly crawled to the door and stood up. He opened the door and saw his magic teacher, Princess Celestia herself standing there. "What?" he asked irritably. "I've been knocking on your door for ages. Did wewe stay up half the night kusoma those stupid romance novels again?" Golden Quill's face flushed a bright pink. "No, what...

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Aqua Marine's journey 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine opened the door to her new house and peeked inside. Everything was dusty and old, and she sneezed. She stepped inside and looked inside. The furniture was simple, and about to fall apart. She slowly walked up the stairs that were leaning in, threatening to snap in two. She looked at the bed. All the kitanda was was an old machungwa, chungwa crate, with a scraggly blanket and an old pillow. "This is gonna take awhile to clean." she muttered to herself. She turned on the lamp and nearly screamed when she saw a dead panya right under her hoof.She slowly lifted her hoof, and tossed the panya out her window,...