My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist adventures 8.. Part 2

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posted by Canada24

Twi: *sees the all staring at her confusedly, including Saten Twist, as he and Dash were seen hovering* W. why are wewe all staring at me like that?
AppleJack: It's just... wewe were mumblin' to yourself...
Pinkie: Ooh! And don't forget the uncontrollable sobbing!
Fluttershy: We were really.
Saten: I for one thought it was hilarious.
Discord: I sekunde that.. Sort of a one-pony theater piece, if wewe will. (shows the humorish verison of her crying). wewe should really consider taking it on the road.
Twi: I saw something from a long time ago. But it didn't explain what's happening now.

Discord: *dressed as camera man, and holding camera* Oh, I do hope she breaks into a song this time!
Saten: Haha! Nice! *he and Discord brohoof*

Saten: The mti of what now!?
Twi: It's where Princess Celestia and Princess Luna found the Elements. I think it's in danger.
Saten: Then let's go.
Twi: Not you., This is too important.
Saten: So?
Twi: It's just.. wewe don't always seem to have everyone's best interest at heart.
Saten: Everyone's best interest.. Dude! I am a man of dignity!.. *smokes a large glass bong full of marijuana*
Twi: Look.. Just watch Discord for us.
Saten: *caughs violently* Fine. Fine..

AppleJack: So.. We're excatly is this "tree of harmony"
Twi: It's in.. *point to ever green forest* there..
Discord: Oh. Hoho.. I'm gonna need zaidi popcorn!

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Sweet apple Massicure Spoof PART 4

posted by Canada24

Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my inayopendelewa death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't ripoti it though..

SOME TIME THE inayofuata DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: wewe shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did wewe do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY zaidi interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as mizeituni, mzeituni
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: wewe think wewe speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? wewe don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure wewe that no zaidi rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in sekunde place with negative seventy...

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Never What Tia Wants

posted by BlackPetals

Hello again. This is my sekunde makala here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that wewe look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an makala of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.

I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing wewe too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* wewe look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fur, manyoya au whatever farasi have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: kwa the way. wewe ever...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: wewe gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told wewe that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat wewe in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. wewe alisema wewe wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see wewe now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do wewe know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an saa after we got married....