My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 4

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posted by Canada24

The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, upinde wa mvua and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed kwa now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give wewe a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. wewe don't silly, wewe don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as wewe don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)

Well that's all I got..
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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a wingu of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Marafiki don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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The sekunde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope wewe don't mind, but I invited him over to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do wewe remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any chakula for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in crane on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how upinde wa mvua Dash told wewe to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are wewe doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on juu of this building with me, and she'll die if wewe don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have upinde wa mvua Dash, and she's...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 43 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these taxis arrived at the station

The inayofuata day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...

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magnum Force Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the gppony, pony world, african equestrian.

Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.

One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't wewe heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless wewe keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get wewe there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...

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Good Old Fashioned Lover Stallion

posted by karinabrony

I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My moyo thudded. There was a new gppony, pony at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....

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Maud's Rockin' Poetry

added by NocturnalMirage

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Mlp comics

added by izfankirby

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Ditto Returns. Chapter 15

posted by Canada24

LATER THE inayofuata DAY!

"Sorry again for getting wewe kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. inayofuata time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold wewe too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded kwa Ganger and his gang.

"Any of wewe know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger alisema sadistically.

"You...