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posted by AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora trotted down to the river bank, trying to find shiny pebbles and little shiny bits that he could use to decorate hats. As he shuffled along the muddy shore, he noticed a shape lying not far off, muddy and slumped on the river side. He warily trotted over, and noticed it was a mare. He blinked, unsure of what to think. Was it… dead? He prodded the mare’s side with his hoof. She gave a slight twitch and started coughing violently. He jumped back, startled. The mare tried to drag herself into a sitting position, but suffered another bout of coughing and slumped to the ground. She fell unconscious again, and Blue Fedora stood there, unsure of what to do. He sighed, and lifted her up with his head first, and slung her over his back, stumbling from the added weight. He trotted back home, forgetting about decorating his hats.
Aqua woke up, lying on a red kitanda in front of a fireplace. She moved her leg and winced, her whole body was sore, she had a pounding headache, and she was chilled to the bone. She shifted a little under the light blue blanket that was draped over her, grateful for the warmth it gave. She felt drowsy, the warmth of the moto warming her up, and the steady tick-tock of a grandmaster clock kwa the ukuta started to lull her to sleep. She snapped back to being awake again when she heard the creak of an old floorboard. She shuffled into an upright position and looked over her shoulder. There was a blue unicorn stallion with yellow eyes and a pink mane standing there, levitating a sammich with his magic, which was pink. “Erm… hi.” He alisema a little awkwardly. Aqua nodded and layed back down, wrapping the blanket closer to her. He entered the room again moments later, levitating a tray with chakula and tea. He placed it on the coffee meza, jedwali in front of the couch, and sat down in a chair. “Well, I see you’re awake.” He alisema to her. She pried her eyes off the flickering embers and looked up at him. “yeah.” She alisema hoarsely. “What’s your name? I guess I should tell wewe mine. I’m Blue Fedora. Pleased to make your acquaintance.” He said, pouring chai into one of the teacups and sliding it over to her. “Aqua Marine. Thanks, kwa the way.” She said, picking the cup up. “What I would like to ask wewe though, is how wewe ended up on the river bank anyways?” he asked her. She blew on her chai and sipped it, trying to think of how to explain what had happened. “I-er, I slipped. Over a gorge.” She said. Blue Fedora raised an eyebrow and nibbled a piece of cake. “Slipped? Are wewe sure?” he asked her. “Are wewe sure wewe want the full, honest truth?” she said. He shrugged. “Well, sure, I guess so.” Aqua relaxed on the couch. “Well, a mare attacked me, and we had a fight, and I pushed her off the edge, and she pulled me down with her. I wonder if she’s alive?” Aqua said. “That’s it? Wait, what was that last part?” he said. Aqua rolled over. “Nuthin’. Good night.” She said.
The inayofuata morning, Blue Fedora woke up and trotted into the living room to check on Aqua Marine. He saw her sneaking to the door. “Where are wewe going?” he alisema with a yawn. “home.” She said, grabbing the handle of the door. “I don’t really think wewe should go just yet. You’re not well enough.” He alisema to her, walking down the stairs. “I'm well enou—oh, ow! That smarts.” She winced, stumbling a little. “Exactly. Now sit your butt on the kitanda and stay there until you’re well enough to travel.” Aqua snorted. “fine.” She sat down on the kitanda and pouted. “There. Now, I’ll make breakfast. How does eggs, pancakes and biscuits sound?” he said, trotting into the kitchen. “Yeah, sure, whatever.” Aqua said, lying back down.
Outside the window, a green unicorn with a red mane and several ear piercings watched, listening. She quickly wrote something down on a pad of paper and ran off. She entered a small building tucked away at the end of an alley. cherry Bomb sat there, equally as battered as Aqua Marine. She trotted up and tossed the pad of paper beside her. cherry Bomb lifted up the paper and read it, smirking evilly. “Good work, Musia. wewe make an excellent spy.” Musia just snorted and slumped down in a chair. “I’m just in it for the money. You’re lucky I even let wewe take refuge in this hell-hole of a house.” She growled at her. “What’s your problem with this Aqua Marine chick, anyway?” she said. cherry Bomb looked away. “It shall never be spoken of.” She hissed, closing her eye. “It is my secret to keep.”
Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make wewe smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't wewe be nyumbani right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing kwa a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, wewe have parked too close to a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the moto hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says wewe have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would wewe want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see wewe now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that wewe call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are wewe so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This siku is going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D
added by kitmolly123
Source: spirtto on deviantArt
added by sweet_cream
Source: CSImadmax on Deviantart
added by karinabrony
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Hasbro
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
added by Metallica1147